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Anonymous #1

so my roommate's got this girlfriend....
    #7952826 - 01/29/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

and she's really god damn ugly. and she's over at our place all the FUCKING time. i can't take any more of here. i'm going to seriously flip my shit if i have to see her another night. and if i have to here them fucking at 2:30 before my 9:30 class again i don't know what they'll do. but i don't know how to bring it up to my roommate, because he really seems to like her (even though i can't imagine why). all i know is that i'm going to seriously flip my shit if she sleeps over for the 490th straight.


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Anonymous #2

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7952844 - 01/29/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

Had this exact same problem when I was in university. As a collective household, we decided to be extremely rude to this girl at all times. Eventually, she got the picture and stopped coming over all the time.


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Anonymous #3

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7952867 - 01/29/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

Wait so you don't like it coz she's ugly?


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Anonymous #1

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7952920 - 01/29/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

well, yeah. and she's really god damn annoying. it's her 'first relationship' meaning he popped her cherry a couple weeks ago and since then it's been insufferable. she calls him every 5.3 seconds, has to sleep over EVERY night, etc.

should i ask her to chip in for rent? or maybe utilities? she likes to leave the heat on really god damn high. i'd just like my roommate back for a couple nights a week.


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Anonymous #4

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7953064 - 01/29/08 09:33 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

Go with the being really mean to her. I've done it, it works great


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Anonymous #5

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7953151 - 01/29/08 09:49 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

Get your own girlfriend and be happy you don't have your roommate hanging around all the time while you are trying to get laid.


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Anonymous #1

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7953470 - 01/29/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

i've taken a vow of celebacy. these southern guhs don't do it for me anymore. the accent is only hot for about 2 years, then it's just hickish.


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Anonymous #6

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7953927 - 01/29/08 11:48 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

you're obviously around the wrong southern wimmenfolk


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Anonymous #7

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7954552 - 01/30/08 05:48 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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should i ask her to chip in for rent? or maybe utilities? she likes to leave the heat on really god damn high. i'd just like my roommate back for a couple nights a week.




Yes, that should at least help her get the hint. Also tell her to put on a goddamn sweater if she's so cold. It's your apartment, and while she's not shipping in for rent or utilities, her comfort should have nothing to do with the thermostat setting.


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Anonymous #8

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7954810 - 01/30/08 08:56 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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should i ask her to chip in for rent? or maybe utilities? she likes to leave the heat on really god damn high.




Absolutely. If she's adjusting the heat and sleeping there regularly, she should be paying. Be a dick about it.


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Anonymous #9

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7954955 - 01/30/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

You people are fucking retarded. You don't tell your friends they can['t turn the heat up. You don't tell your friends they can't do shit to be comfortable.


My friends always make me food and are way layed back and don't mind if I turn up the heat because its cold or some stupid shit.


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Anonymous #10

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7954979 - 01/30/08 10:15 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

find a new room mate or tell your friend that she tried to suck your dick but you wouldn't let her.


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Anonymous #11

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7955001 - 01/30/08 10:26 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
You people are fucking retarded. You don't tell your friends they can['t turn the heat up. You don't tell your friends they can't do shit to be comfortable.


My friends always make me food and are way layed back and don't mind if I turn up the heat because its cold or some stupid shit.



shutup cracker


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Anonymous #8

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7955165 - 01/30/08 11:27 AM (16 years, 2 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
You people are fucking retarded. You don't tell your friends they can['t turn the heat up. You don't tell your friends they can't do shit to be comfortable.


My friends always make me food and are way layed back and don't mind if I turn up the heat because its cold or some stupid shit.




First of all, I don't think he considers this girl a friend.

Secondly, if you're cold at a friend's house, say "Mind if I turn up the heat?", don't just go and do it. Nobody turns up my heat without asking.


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Anonymous #12

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7955389 - 01/30/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
You people are fucking retarded. You don't tell your friends they can['t turn the heat up. You don't tell your friends they can't do shit to be comfortable.


My friends always make me food and are way layed back and don't mind if I turn up the heat because its cold or some stupid shit.




First of all, I don't think he considers this girl a friend.

Secondly, if you're cold at a friend's house, say "Mind if I turn up the heat?", don't just go and do it. Nobody turns up my heat without asking.




qft. as i was reading the post in the first quotes i was thinking these same exact things.


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Anonymous #13

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7960113 - 01/31/08 01:05 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Luckily, my roommate stopped bringing over his bitch of a girlfriend. Now I don't have to think about beating her with a golf club every time I see her.


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Anonymous #14

Re: so my roommate's got this girlfriend.... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7960138 - 01/31/08 01:14 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

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Anonymous said:
Secondly, if you're cold at a friend's house, say "Mind if I turn up the heat?", don't just go and do it.  Nobody turns up my heat without asking.




Does this remind anyone else of that episode of Family Guy where Meg turns up the thermostat about a half a degree, and Peter immediately pops up and says, "Who touched the thermostat?" and then a bunch of the neighborhood dads come by and ask the same thing? :lol:


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