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OfflineSneezingPenis
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valentines day is teh suxx0r
    #7947291 - 01/28/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

basically it means that, at most, you can only have a year long booty call.

I got this 32 year old ladyfriend that comes over and lays the good puss on me about every week.... been doing this for about 3-4 months now...
and with V-Day looming ahead, im wondering what the proper protocol is for valentines day and fuck buddies.
I want to keep getting the puss, and I dont mind getting her something or doing something for her, but I just dont want to have to define what we are and have that uncomfortable conversation.

I would like to think that a 32 year old getting dicked by a 25 year old is using me as much as I am using her... but you never know with women....

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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7947303 - 01/28/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i say you should get her a dick in a box.


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7948279 - 01/28/08 10:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

or dump on her the night before valentines so you do not have to buy anything and the day after call her up like it never happened.

otherwise, no gift.

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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7948297 - 01/28/08 10:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:@this thread


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: blissedout]
    #7948306 - 01/28/08 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My Drivers Ed teacher always told me

"When you assume you make an ass out of you and me." (Get it?)

Same is true for women.


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7948313 - 01/28/08 10:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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GGreatOne234 said:
or dump on her the night before valentines so you do not have to buy anything and the day after call her up like it never happened.

otherwise, no gift.




Classy bro. Just take her out for dinner. have some wine and chill out. no big deal.


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #7948329 - 01/28/08 11:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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or dump on her the night before valentines so you do not have to buy anything



wtf :rofl:

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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7948416 - 01/28/08 11:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Lol. Awsome thread...

just drink some wine, and Fuck Her Gently


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7949652 - 01/29/08 09:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yea, i feel ya

i'm thinking of ordering her a nice small set of flowers (a few yellow roses, a calla lily or two, baby's breath, and greenery), but it seems like that would probably be overbearing to her...she hates flowers and valentine's day...so i probably won't. considering i go see her the next day


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: demiu5]
    #7949708 - 01/29/08 09:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If it warms up enough, I want to take her for a hike and fuck in the woods


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: Ferris]
    #7949718 - 01/29/08 09:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

don't get the bitch shit, why the hell would you? that would send the wrong message. I remember when I was in High School some girl bought me a rose, I was so fucking pissed, she obviously didn't know me like she thought she did, I threw the damn thing out out.


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7949729 - 01/29/08 09:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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don't get the bitch shit, why the hell would you? that would send the wrong message. I remember when I was in High School some girl bought me a rose, I was so fucking pissed, she obviously didn't know me like she thought she did, I threw the damn thing out out.



Should have stomped on it in front of her ;p


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7949732 - 01/29/08 09:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

remind me not to buy you guys roses


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: Ferris]
    #7949742 - 01/29/08 09:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I know it sounds mean but if you know me then you would know that buying a guy like me a rose or any flower is truly shows that you don;t know me. Besides what guy wants flowers?


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7949745 - 01/29/08 09:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think that if a hot woman gave me flowers, I would be flattered. Hell, I'd be flattered if anyone gave me flowers.


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #7951437 - 01/29/08 05:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

GGreatOne234 said:
or dump on her the night before valentines so you do not have to buy anything and the day after call her up like it never happened.

otherwise, no gift.




Classy bro. Just take her out for dinner. have some wine and chill out. no big deal.




it was a joke, "bro".

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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7951447 - 01/29/08 05:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7951592 - 01/29/08 05:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I know it sounds mean but if you know me then you would know that buying a guy like me a rose or any flower is truly shows that you don;t know me. Besides what guy wants flowers?




thanks for saving me some money. i'll just ask her if she wants me to cook for her anything special on the 15th on valentine's day. i know she doesn't like flowers or valentine's day, so it's kind of stupid to do something partake in something she doesn't agree with


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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: Ferris]
    #7951604 - 01/29/08 05:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
If it warms up enough, I want to take her for a hike and fuck in the woods




yeah I was thinking since our relationship is based on sex, why not just give her the present of some romantic dicking.

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Re: valentines day is teh suxx0r [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7952666 - 01/29/08 08:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you really feel like you should get her something I say do lingerie. Even just some sexy panties. That way you have given her something but it's based on what you two have in common : sex.

It's not romantic or lovey-dovey.

And if you buy her crotchless or thongs, you both win!


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