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Invisibledutchmushroom
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so i got mugged last night
    #7941617 - 01/27/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

here is the story behind it, i was pretty drunk so its a little hazy but ill try to get it right

i had just left this bar last night at around 130am and was standing with my back to an alley and was calling my friend to see if he could pick me up,

then all of the sudden something hit me on the head and i was pulled back into the Allie,

then this dude pushes me up against the wall and demands that i give him my wallet, then being a smart ass (and noticing that he had no weapon) i said "waoh waoh man i don't think you really want my wallet, i think you might have some underlying anger issues, if you like we could talk this out and resolve them?" to which he replied something like "fuck you man give me your god damn wallet"

(and keep in mind that this guy doesn't have anything he could hurt me with or so it seems, plus i am well over 6' tall and work out allot so i didn't really give a fuck, and he was probably around 5'9 or 5'10 something like that,)

then i say "no i think I'd rather not (in a British accent that i do allot)"

so he says "alright then ill take your fucking wallet after i beat the shit out of your hippie ass (i was wearing a tie died hoody and i have long hair)"

i said "look asshole, i don't know who the fuck you think you are but i don't like violence and i would hate to have to hurt you, being as drunk as i am i might do some permanent damage"

to which he replied by punching me in the stomach, so i had had enough and i just let loose, i punched him in the face pretty hard, and he grabbed his nose and screamed like a little bitch, so then i grabbed the fucker by the head and hit his head against the brick wall of the Allie, then he fell down, and just kicked him a few times in the ribs as hard as i could, then one more kick to his face,

then i dragged him over to these big trash cans, and found one that was empty and i proceeded to take of the lid and stuff him in, then i put the lid back on, and i have been watching allot of James bond movies lately so i then said while walking away and dusting my hands off "(in British accent) well, looks like I've taken the trash out"

i kind of feel bad tho because i hate fighting and don't like to hurt other people, he could have just been a person done on his luck who needed to feed his kids, but what ever he got what he deserved i guess,

he wouldn't have got much out of my wallet either, spent all my money except for like a couple bucks in the bar

so all in all i got out of it pretty good, my stomach is a little sore tho


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7941631 - 01/27/08 05:53 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

wow thats a dope story
yay for the good guys! :borat:


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Coaster]
    #7941646 - 01/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Hahaha dude that's pretty badass.

I can't believe you actually used a finishing line lol. You should be on CSI Miami.


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Coaster]
    #7941647 - 01/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

o im no good guy, but i don't mug people


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7941648 - 01/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Its good to hear everything worked out. How did you know the guy never had a weapon on him?

I loved this part, what a classic line. :dielaughing:

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dusting my hands off "(in British accent) well, looks like I've taken the trash out"




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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7941652 - 01/27/08 05:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Well done :congrats:
Fucker deserved it.  99% of the time people would just shit their pants and give the douche their wallet and the dude would get away with it.
The world needs more of the other 1%

PS: Did you "embellish" parts of this story?  Not accusing you but it really sounds made up!


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Plok]
    #7941660 - 01/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty lucky that he actually didn't have a weapon, in most cases it is actually smart to just give the guy the wallet.


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: gENERIX]
    #7941664 - 01/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

i didint know he didint have a weapon but i didint see one, plus as i said was drunk and not being very careful,

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I can't believe you actually used a finishing line lol.




i make allot of jokes when im drunk, and im also pretty fast on my feet, plus i thought it was funny, i almost fell down laughing at myself,

i hope the dudes alright


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7941675 - 01/27/08 06:01 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Hell yea dm you gave that fucker what was coming to him. I hope the piece of shit got some brain damage. There is no excuse to rob people.

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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7941711 - 01/27/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Did you knock his ass out cold or what? How did you have time to take the lid off a trash can before stuffing him in there?


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Tangerines]
    #7941870 - 01/27/08 06:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

"PS: Did you "embellish" parts of this story? Not accusing you but it really sounds made up!"

nahh thats basicly how it went, im not sure if he said exactly those words but its as close as i can recall, if i was you i wouldint believe it either, remember never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see,

o and i had some blood on my hand when i got in my car and i was bleeding anywhere


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7942007 - 01/27/08 06:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Did you knock his ass out cold or what? How did you have time to take the lid off a trash can before stuffing him in there?




i don't know if i did or not, he wasint moving, i just grabbed the back of his coat collar and pulled him with one arm and took the lid off with the other, like i said im a strong guy and i work out a good bit so everything i did had a allot of force behind it,

i kicked him pretty fucking hard, if i was him and i was getting kicked that hard i would have stayed still to hopeing the guy would go away, the kick to the face might have knockedd him out, i don't know

he was a skinny black guy about 5 9-10, don't have many crack heads around here but he might have been one


peace out Dm


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The bus came by and I got on, and thats when it all began


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7942041 - 01/27/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rotfl: I thought the end of the story was just gonne be "and i gave him my wallet :bitch:

Glad you stood up and won too!

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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Ego Death]
    #7942077 - 01/27/08 07:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah i wasint about to let him have my wallet, it had my library cards in it!


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7942100 - 01/27/08 07:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I remember some guy with a knife tried to mug 6 of us.

My friend who is a big guy and a bit loco just got up and punched him.  We were stood on a hill and he rolled down the hill.

We he got up he was shouting he was gonna come back for us.  Never saw him again :grin:

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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7942138 - 01/27/08 07:19 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Reminds me of what happened to a guy on my football team in high school. Why anyone wanted to mug this kid is beyond me, he was 5'10 and all of 190 pounds of muscle (and we were only 16.) But anyway same set up as yours basically, my buddy was minding his own business waiting outside some shopping center when a dude came up and told him to give him his wallet, my buddy says no and so the guy punches him. After my buddy got punched he proceeded to knock the guy down, hit him a few times, and sat on him while some bystanders called the police.

We all heard the story the next day and laughed at him and said he probably got beat up and made it all up and sure enough there it was the newspaper that day.


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Ego Death]
    #7942154 - 01/27/08 07:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Sad story. Good for you for defending your rights. Fucking psycho's man.


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: dutchmushroom]
    #7942452 - 01/27/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

He was going to rob you to buy crack :crankey:


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7942628 - 01/27/08 08:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You have done well, grasshopper.  :japsmile:


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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: mushbaby]
    #7943130 - 01/27/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

one more thing, i was already kind of pissed because i planned to stay at the bar and drink till closing time (2am) but i ran out of cash half hour to early,


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