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dutchmushroom
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so i got mugged last night
#7941617 - 01/27/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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here is the story behind it, i was pretty drunk so its a little hazy but ill try to get it right
i had just left this bar last night at around 130am and was standing with my back to an alley and was calling my friend to see if he could pick me up,
then all of the sudden something hit me on the head and i was pulled back into the Allie,
then this dude pushes me up against the wall and demands that i give him my wallet, then being a smart ass (and noticing that he had no weapon) i said "waoh waoh man i don't think you really want my wallet, i think you might have some underlying anger issues, if you like we could talk this out and resolve them?" to which he replied something like "fuck you man give me your god damn wallet"
(and keep in mind that this guy doesn't have anything he could hurt me with or so it seems, plus i am well over 6' tall and work out allot so i didn't really give a fuck, and he was probably around 5'9 or 5'10 something like that,)
then i say "no i think I'd rather not (in a British accent that i do allot)"
so he says "alright then ill take your fucking wallet after i beat the shit out of your hippie ass (i was wearing a tie died hoody and i have long hair)"
i said "look asshole, i don't know who the fuck you think you are but i don't like violence and i would hate to have to hurt you, being as drunk as i am i might do some permanent damage"
to which he replied by punching me in the stomach, so i had had enough and i just let loose, i punched him in the face pretty hard, and he grabbed his nose and screamed like a little bitch, so then i grabbed the fucker by the head and hit his head against the brick wall of the Allie, then he fell down, and just kicked him a few times in the ribs as hard as i could, then one more kick to his face,
then i dragged him over to these big trash cans, and found one that was empty and i proceeded to take of the lid and stuff him in, then i put the lid back on, and i have been watching allot of James bond movies lately so i then said while walking away and dusting my hands off "(in British accent) well, looks like I've taken the trash out"
i kind of feel bad tho because i hate fighting and don't like to hurt other people, he could have just been a person done on his luck who needed to feed his kids, but what ever he got what he deserved i guess,
he wouldn't have got much out of my wallet either, spent all my money except for like a couple bucks in the bar
so all in all i got out of it pretty good, my stomach is a little sore tho
peace out Dm
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wow thats a dope story yay for the good guys!
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Coaster]
#7941646 - 01/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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Hahaha dude that's pretty badass.
I can't believe you actually used a finishing line lol. You should be on CSI Miami.
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Coaster]
#7941647 - 01/27/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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o im no good guy, but i don't mug people
peace out Dm
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Its good to hear everything worked out. How did you know the guy never had a weapon on him?
I loved this part, what a classic line. 
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dusting my hands off "(in British accent) well, looks like I've taken the trash out"
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Well done Fucker deserved it. 99% of the time people would just shit their pants and give the douche their wallet and the dude would get away with it. The world needs more of the other 1%
PS: Did you "embellish" parts of this story? Not accusing you but it really sounds made up!
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Plok]
#7941660 - 01/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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Pretty lucky that he actually didn't have a weapon, in most cases it is actually smart to just give the guy the wallet.
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: gENERIX]
#7941664 - 01/27/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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i didint know he didint have a weapon but i didint see one, plus as i said was drunk and not being very careful,
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I can't believe you actually used a finishing line lol.
i make allot of jokes when im drunk, and im also pretty fast on my feet, plus i thought it was funny, i almost fell down laughing at myself,
i hope the dudes alright
peace out Dm
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Hell yea dm you gave that fucker what was coming to him. I hope the piece of shit got some brain damage. There is no excuse to rob people.
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Did you knock his ass out cold or what? How did you have time to take the lid off a trash can before stuffing him in there?
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Tangerines]
#7941870 - 01/27/08 06:30 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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"PS: Did you "embellish" parts of this story? Not accusing you but it really sounds made up!"
nahh thats basicly how it went, im not sure if he said exactly those words but its as close as i can recall, if i was you i wouldint believe it either, remember never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see,
o and i had some blood on my hand when i got in my car and i was bleeding anywhere
peace out Dm
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Did you knock his ass out cold or what? How did you have time to take the lid off a trash can before stuffing him in there?
i don't know if i did or not, he wasint moving, i just grabbed the back of his coat collar and pulled him with one arm and took the lid off with the other, like i said im a strong guy and i work out a good bit so everything i did had a allot of force behind it,
i kicked him pretty fucking hard, if i was him and i was getting kicked that hard i would have stayed still to hopeing the guy would go away, the kick to the face might have knockedd him out, i don't know
he was a skinny black guy about 5 9-10, don't have many crack heads around here but he might have been one
peace out Dm
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I thought the end of the story was just gonne be "and i gave him my wallet 
Glad you stood up and won too!
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7942077 - 01/27/08 07:02 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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yeah i wasint about to let him have my wallet, it had my library cards in it!
peace out Dm
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I remember some guy with a knife tried to mug 6 of us.
My friend who is a big guy and a bit loco just got up and punched him. We were stood on a hill and he rolled down the hill.
We he got up he was shouting he was gonna come back for us. Never saw him again
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Reminds me of what happened to a guy on my football team in high school. Why anyone wanted to mug this kid is beyond me, he was 5'10 and all of 190 pounds of muscle (and we were only 16.) But anyway same set up as yours basically, my buddy was minding his own business waiting outside some shopping center when a dude came up and told him to give him his wallet, my buddy says no and so the guy punches him. After my buddy got punched he proceeded to knock the guy down, hit him a few times, and sat on him while some bystanders called the police.
We all heard the story the next day and laughed at him and said he probably got beat up and made it all up and sure enough there it was the newspaper that day.
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Ego Death]
#7942154 - 01/27/08 07:23 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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Sad story. Good for you for defending your rights. Fucking psycho's man.
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He was going to rob you to buy crack
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You have done well, grasshopper.
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: mushbaby]
#7943130 - 01/27/08 10:25 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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one more thing, i was already kind of pissed because i planned to stay at the bar and drink till closing time (2am) but i ran out of cash half hour to early,
peace out Dm
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: mushbaby]
#7943141 - 01/27/08 10:29 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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the last time i got mugged was like 3 years ago. i was walking home from my ex girlfriends house. she had just got done telling me she was only having sex me with for "pity" for the past few months and a buncha other fucked up shit. i told her to go fuck herself, and i ended up deciding to walk 10 miles through town to my house.
on the way i passed this log cabin bar, i was in a really messed up emotional state.
this drunken guy, maybe in his 40's, sorta heavy set but not "fat" came up to me and put his hand on my chest and stopped me in my tracks. he said "hey man can i have some money for more alcohol?" to which i replied "man im not in the mood for this right now please leave me alone"
he responded by punching me in the face. next thing i know and it happened so quick i sorta blacked out but im on the ground and hes pounding my face against the pavement. he took my wallet from my back pocket and took my 2$. he gets up off me and starts bragging to his friend that he just fucking kicked my ass. he friend was more in a state of "what the fuck were you thinking?"
a good quote blazed through my mind that my mother would always say "dont start a fight, but if someone starts one with you, be the one to finish it."
i get up and fuckin tackle him at the waist taking him to the pavement, and start bloodying my knuckles in his face, jaw, neck,chest, groin, whatever i could slam in a matter of about 10 minutes that i spent beating the shit out of this guy in an emotional rage on the side of a public road in front of a bar and his friend.
given im half the size of him, although he was probably quite drunk, im surprised that i bloodied him up so well as even when getting jumped by mexicans and beating them for half an hour at my school i never made anyone bleed.
that night was awesome cause i hitchhiked a ride all the way home cause the people who picked me up felt bad that my cheek looked like i was hiding a apple in it.
i also got to get out most of my emotions of his face. not to mention i took my 2$ back and spit on his face. his friend was even kinda sorta laughing at him like "man thats what u get"
the only drawback was my swollen face and the fact that i scraped 3/4 the skin off my knuckles, almost down to the bone, on this guys face. not to mention the shame of hurting another being that just wanted to fix his head from this fucked up world.
i decided to trip a few days later, and look back on this incident of violence and emotional distress. and i cant explain how much i cried over two major facts, the fact that people make such extreme decisions on or for alcohol and money, and the fact that i had actually hurt someone and myself so badly.
at that time i was too emotionally gone to have made a smart decision, but these days i would have felt better taking a beating and dealing with it than fuckin him up so bad that no one could recognize him.
i guess in your situation its better that u did what u did when u needed to do it. you probably set him back a good level, and maybe even set him straight if your lucky. some people, especially people who arent exactly intoxicated, who try to rob u for whatever reason and think they are all tought, get set back fairly good when their game gets stomped.
right on for you, i would suggest a good dose of mushrooms tho. it will help u sort shit out that u may be feeling odd about. violence is a fucked up decision on anyones part.
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: CptnGarden]
#7943162 - 01/27/08 10:36 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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yeah man i know where your coming from, i hate to fight, i think the last time i got in a fight was probly when i was a teenager, and i will dose some shrooms soon but not because im all that broke up about fighting someong who had more then what i gave him coming to him,
thats why i didint beat the dude anymore then what i did, i mean i could have he was just laying there not moving, but i just thought fuck it right now its self deffense if itake it any farther im just kicking a guy when he is down
peace out Dm
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damn dude, definetly not what that guy was expecting haha
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Re: so i got mugged last night [Re: Coaster]
#7943995 - 01/28/08 05:55 AM (16 years, 4 days ago) |
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i always had this feeling, not to fuck with any one who puts dutch in their name. maybe i was right.
on a sub counsious level i think you should be carefull i think these things come in 3's
so be awear if this guy trys to find you again with back up or a weapon. just be on your toes now for a good while till you forget why your on your toes again. peace out LA-G
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LOL funny shit man.
Meet this guy. So which one is the real one? - if either are.
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Fortunately, I've never been mugged, so I can't exactly relate.
But, sounds like you gave him what was coming to him.
What kind of fucking moron tries to rob someone without a decent weapon? Half of mugging someone is to instill fear from the outset. If you've failed to do that, then you've pretty much failed to do what you set out for.
Good on ya man.
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That is why I carry knives all the time. I got robbed in Daytona once 15 yrs ago. I trusted a random nignog cuz up here you can buy weed off random dudes and they don't usually rip you off....anyway I got abandond in FL cuz the guys I went there with from WVirginny were AWOL and got caught so I was stuck. He only got me for $40 and a pager but I went to get food stamps (the one time in my life I got em) and he was in line. I thought it was him but wasn't sure so I confronted him and he said he wasn't gonna cap me with his 9 like a fag, I responded by telling him crackhead chumps don't have 9's, they have the 40 piece of rock they traded it for. So I left and he saw me and starts yelling at me from 100yrds away. I was wearing all black and had a big silver pentacle and long hair. I took out this huge knife that was a gift and a butterfly knife I had gotten from a pawn shop and I ran at the guy. He knocked some dude off this rusty old 1950's schwinn and took off, I never saw him again. I am not that big, I am 5:11 and about 160. When I worked out I was 195 and jacked but I got sick. This had happened before I had started working out. I don't like violence and after getting pulled into a hallway and having my boy stabbed 3 times with a pair of scissors I will stabb anyone who starts shit.Though I will run away first if at all possible. I know I am getting hit in the face at least once. I may be narcissistic but I hate having marks on my face, the pain I can handle... This guy Tony punched me one day and I told him that I was gonna cut him so he handed me a knife which he held by the blade, which ended with 4 fingers cut to the bone on the inside and a whole bunch of stitches, etc...then everyone looked at me like I was the asshole, I warned him plenty but he wanted to be a bully. I know I am not tough but a bat to anyones head will do something and same with sharp objects. My goal is to be mellow and peaceful....
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