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OfflineStonedShroom
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god damn it
    #7938654 - 01/27/08 12:38 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

why do my cats keep moving their fucking water dish to the middle of the walkway?

and they're fucking ninja about it too. I walked to the bathroom then came back through and SPLASH.

god damn it. WHY?


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938660 - 01/27/08 12:40 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

you need a drop in bolt


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Re: god damn it [Re: Ferris]
    #7938669 - 01/27/08 12:43 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

It is funny though, I need some animalness going on at my place but they charge $150 extra a month.


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938682 - 01/27/08 12:46 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

lol, mebe your cats are trying to tell you something?


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938686 - 01/27/08 12:47 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

It's on page 436 of the feline handbook under the annoy your human section.  They're just living up to their contract. My furry monsters terrorize me constantly.. it's the only logical reason I've found. :smile:


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Re: god damn it [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7938691 - 01/27/08 12:48 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

thats what i thought, try changin the water more, maybe theyll stop it:shrug:

tho they could jus have a sense of humor, cats hate it when you spill/spray water at em'

my cat likes to knock things over, but she seems to hesitate now when its somethin im drinkin


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Re: god damn it [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7938747 - 01/27/08 01:02 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

pffft I didn't even tell my last apt I had animals.

what they don't know can't hurt. I don't know if it's a state law or a national law, but here they had to give a 24 hour notice before inspecting your apt. There were a couple times I had to ship them off for a day... and I didn't ever move them if the maintenance people came, they couldn't hardly speak English, so they wouldn't know whether or not I paid a pet deposit.


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938752 - 01/27/08 01:04 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

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pffft I didn't even tell my last apt I had animals.

what they don't know can't hurt. I don't know if it's a state law or a national law, but here they had to give a 24 hour notice before inspecting your apt. There were a couple times I had to ship them off for a day... and I didn't ever move them if the maintenance people came, they couldn't hardly speak English, so they wouldn't know whether or not I paid a pet deposit.




i like the way you think!


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938755 - 01/27/08 01:05 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

try not going to the bathroom.


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Re: god damn it [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7938758 - 01/27/08 01:07 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

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It is funny though, I need some animalness going on at my place but they charge $150 extra a month.




That's pretty steep, it's usually around 50/mo unless you have some super high end place. I know my state has that 24 hr law if you can keep the smell down. Also, you'd have to either keep them inside or just now piss the neighbors off (neither of which I could accomplish.


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938761 - 01/27/08 01:07 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

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pffft I didn't even tell my last apt I had animals.

what they don't know can't hurt. I don't know if it's a state law or a national law, but here they had to give a 24 hour notice before inspecting your apt. There were a couple times I had to ship them off for a day... and I didn't ever move them if the maintenance people came, they couldn't hardly speak English, so they wouldn't know whether or not I paid a pet deposit.




I could I mean I work 3rd shift so I'm always there when they come in and they never do without notice but If I call about a problem they can show up at anytime even a week or two later. Because they suck like that.


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Re: god damn it [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7938778 - 01/27/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

tell them you want to be there when they fix the problem so they need to set a date/time for you to be there. they should comply.


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Re: god damn it [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7938821 - 01/27/08 01:26 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

if you call about a problem they're just going to send maintenance. it's not like they have a meeting every morning police squad style with like folders of people's contracts.

"Listen up people, OK Jose, we're sending you to 4A for a leaky faucet. Here's their contract. As you can plainly see, they have not signed a pet agreement. Now be on the look out for squeaky toys, jingly balls, and other such animal paraphernalia. And remember, leashes and collars don't count... not since the embarrassing confrontation with 9D. I can't even look Cindy in the eye anymore. Fernando, you're taking on 13C. You're the best man for this job since you have cat allergies. Let us know if you start sneezing or wheezing."


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Re: god damn it [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7938826 - 01/27/08 01:27 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

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if you call about a problem they're just going to send maintenance. it's not like they have a meeting every morning police squad style with like folders of people's contracts.

"Listen up people, OK Jose, we're sending you to 4A for a leaky faucet. Here's their contract. As you can plainly see, they have not signed a pet agreement. Now be on the look out for squeaky toys, jingly balls, and other such animal paraphernalia. And remember, leashes and collars don't count... not since the embarrassing confrontation with 9D. I can't even look Cindy in the eye anymore. Fernando, you're taking on 13C. You're the best man for this job since you have cat allergies. Let us know if you start sneezing or wheezing."




mebe hes just a paranoid dude. and you have a lot of insight insto police matters :rolleyes:


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Re: god damn it [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7938831 - 01/27/08 01:29 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

I lived in one complex of townhouses where I swear that's how they were in the leasing office. I swear they had they had the lawn guy write me tickets


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