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Anonymous #1

Farting In My Sleep
    #7938612 - 01/27/08 12:29 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

So, it was recently brought to my attention by my cousin who had stayed at my house, and she said i fart in my sleep, like more than average and that room smells like ass in my room in the morning

she said "Hot Sick Ass" that felt like napalm in the nostrils

"there's not even a word that can describe it"

is this doctor worthy? is something wrong with me? any other night farters out there?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7938710 - 01/27/08 12:54 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

:-|


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Anonymous #2

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7938714 - 01/27/08 12:54 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

I was wondering why it smelled like shit in this thread.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7938738 - 01/27/08 01:00 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

:haha:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7938805 - 01/27/08 01:19 AM (16 years, 6 days ago)

If you fart long & hard & dedicated enough you'll end up tripping :tripping:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7938944 - 01/27/08 02:25 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

My girlfriend does it sometimes... when she's awake or asleep, but not all night constantly stinking up the place.

So...

Since you're obviously releasing the muscles when you sleep, I have to ask, have you ever shit yourself in your sleep? Any shit leaks?


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Anonymous #4

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7938949 - 01/27/08 02:26 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

Why? Does your girlfriend shits herself? :strokebeard:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7939405 - 01/27/08 09:09 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

Nope, i've never shat myself in my sleep, but the room smell is something that my mom jokes about sometimes, lol.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7939488 - 01/27/08 09:44 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

I try to save my farts for when I'm awake. Makes for better conversation.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7939513 - 01/27/08 09:55 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I try to save my farts for when I'm awake. Makes for better conversation.




stein?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7939524 - 01/27/08 09:58 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

apparently i talk in my sleep. and i think i kick too.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7942877 - 01/27/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

there was this kid in school once who's breath was so bad, it could stink up an entire class room. No lie.....


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Anonymous #10

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7944029 - 01/28/08 06:25 AM (16 years, 4 days ago)

people fart in their sleep.. yeah. happens.
hold it in during the day, it's GONNA come out some time.
had a girlfriend tell me i fart soon as i pass out at night, not in a "OMIGAD!" way though.. more like "LOLFARTS!"


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Anonymous #11

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7944136 - 01/28/08 07:22 AM (16 years, 4 days ago)

:rofl:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Farting In My Sleep [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7949070 - 01/29/08 02:20 AM (16 years, 3 days ago)

i dreamt i was in afghanistan last night. and i think i caught a whiff of my own fart, because all of a sudden i smelled diarrhea.

luckily the shit stayed in my ass until i woke up.


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