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OfflineElBandito
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Yopo is Insanity
    #7932980 - 01/26/08 12:27 AM (16 years, 7 days ago)

I snort the yopo and lime mixture, and feel fine for about 10 seconds. My eyes start watering, then the most intense pain in my nose. The pain dies down a little, then come the crazy visuals. I mean KUH-RAY-ZEE. I believe my eyes were raped by a rainbow. A psychotic rainbow. Every tiny bump on the floor was a tie-dye ant crawling around. Every single shadow I saw morphed into a bean-shaped person, and they all stared at me. Then they all made the scariest faces I've ever seen. I vomited. A lot.

The vomit also had the most wicked colors and shape. I ran up to the bathroom in between bouts of vomiting and took a mean dump. I tried blowing out all the extra yopo. Between vomiting, taking a dump, coughing, spitting out nasty vomit flavors, and blowing my nose, my mind was confused about what my body wanted. It was also hard to do anything. Around then my sense of touch was being seriously messed with. I can't really explain how. It was almost as if sometimes my body was numb, and other times the sensation of touch was just delayed, and other times I would "see" what I touched. Like if I pressed down on my leg really hard I would have distorted vision.

Anyway, I made my way back downstairs after I got a drink of water to wash away the vomit taste and cleaned out my nose of any other yopo. All I wanted to do was lie down. And that I did. And it was very relieving. The entire experience only lasted about an hour and fifteen minutes, guessing. Snorted the stuff at about 2:30 and 45 minutes(?) after the effects wore off I read I saw about 4:30 on the clock.

I'm not sure I'll ever do this again. It was definitely an interesting, but difficult trip. I might come back to it if I ever feel ready for yopo again. It definitely makes mushroom trips seem much, much more appealing. Given my bad trip with acid recently and now this, I'm thinking that ayahuasca might be a great thing to try next.


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: ElBandito]
    #7939117 - 01/27/08 04:50 AM (16 years, 5 days ago)

exellent i love yopo


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: Coaster]
    #7947410 - 01/28/08 08:13 PM (16 years, 4 days ago)

Hey i have some yopo seeds but where can i get lime and how did you make the powder? Thanks


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: smokeydablunt]
    #7947434 - 01/28/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 4 days ago)

ok now im interested this sounds wild and fun!

:smile:


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: smily]
    #7948436 - 01/28/08 11:20 PM (16 years, 4 days ago)

Nice report. Man, I hate taking dumps during trips.


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: Feanor]
    #7952312 - 01/29/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 3 days ago)

I ordered the lime along with the seeds. Apparently you can get it as pickling lime in grocery stores, but I'm not sure about this. You prepare it by heating them lightly in a pan until they pop. They won't pop like popcorn (or they didn't for me), and don't burn them! Peel off all the black shell, and only use the yellow in the middle. Take a volume of lime equal to about one ninth to one third the volume of the crushed yopo seeds. Grind the two powders together until it is ultra ultra ultra fine (Remember, this stuff is going up your nostrils!) Prepare yourself, prepare your puke bucket, and snuff away!

I also suggest taking a dump BEFORE your trip =X


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: ElBandito]
    #7957283 - 01/30/08 07:05 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Yopo is legal?


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: Devin]
    #7957921 - 01/30/08 09:18 PM (16 years, 2 days ago)

Apparently legal to have, not legal to consume. I think.


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: ElBandito]
    #7959024 - 01/31/08 02:35 AM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Yeah it is pretty fucking insane
Ugh, yopo scares the shit out of me. i think the bufotenine in it makes it a fair bit more scarey than other forms of dmt i've tried. there is little worse than thinking amongst all the movement you see death standing on your driveway ready to claim your soul.
Not only does bufotenine tend to invoke fear, i also noticed how i could hardly move because my muscles felt like cement. Probably not a good sign.
Mind you i've found Yopo more vivid open eye than other ways/sources i've had of dmt. (haven't done ayahuasca yet though)

now sources that contain mostly 5-MeO-DMT i like most! never got the fear on that substance.


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Re: Yopo is Insanity [Re: flangenips]
    #8000011 - 02/09/08 12:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck yopo that shit is tooo crazy. Ill stick to the lsd.


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