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Offlinemandelbrah
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I want to clone my cat.
    #7932589 - 01/25/08 10:46 PM (16 years, 7 days ago)

The little guy is awesome. He's much more intelligent than most felines, and has a hell of a personality. Very in tune with whatever I'm up to...or inhaling...or eating. He's almost 10 and I think now would be the time to do it before his cells have divided so many timed the DNA is compromised by age. I know I'll outlive him but I'd like to go Jesus on his fuzzy ass and ressurect the clone so it can be equally awesome.

I was thinking it would be good for him to train his clone, but I'm concerned that his disposition to be the alpha cat would cause his kitten clone to act like a bitch in adulthood since cats have a very defined pecking order. On the upside, he would learn the ropes.

I'm new here. I thought I would introduce myself here...so maybe you laughed, think I am crazy, or know where I can clone my cat. Either way, cheers.


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: mandelbrah]
    #7932598 - 01/25/08 10:49 PM (16 years, 7 days ago)

hey you could try that clone shit where they made the cats glow red. thats some crazy shit and also a complete waste of time. "hhmmmm... hey guys! today we can cure cancer or make a cat glow in the dark! what should we do? awwww fuck it lets just make some glow in the dark pussies."


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: mandelbrah]
    #7941812 - 01/27/08 06:21 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

i,d just let it go myself, cloning is pricey and there r alot of cats in the shelters which r cool and need loving homes,main coon cats r nice, there is 1 that will say hello to me in the dark when i,m walking home,i wouldnt even notice its there but from near the tire of a car it will meow and i,ll stop and pet it for a while


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: 5150]
    #7941823 - 01/27/08 06:23 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

There's 100 billion cats out there and they all look alike


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: mandelbrah]
    #7941840 - 01/27/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)



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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7941859 - 01/27/08 06:28 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

making cats glow in the dark IS a step towards curing cancer, fool.


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Offlinemandelbrah
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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7942109 - 01/27/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

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LuNaTiX said:
http://www.clonaid.com/




Good find. Too bad I'm not a "wealthy individual". I know there are tons of cats in shelters - my cat was one of them. I'm not *that* serious about it, although it would be cool, especially with a glow in the dark feature. Mostly trying to make some of you laugh with my first post here in the Pub. Could you imagine the mad cat tracers you could get? Hey kitty, chase this laser so I can get some nice OEVs.


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: mandelbrah]
    #7942213 - 01/27/08 07:34 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

dude just cut it in half and plant them in soil, now make sure you water them sufficiently and in 2 to 3 weeks you will have two healthy cancer free cats :goodluck:


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Re: I want to clone my cat. [Re: awesomebastard]
    #7942235 - 01/27/08 07:39 PM (16 years, 5 days ago)

waiting for someone to tell me to clone to LC or agar


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