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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
Cock Pushups
    #7926821 - 01/24/08 09:24 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)
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You can only do one.
One is all you need.


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Registered: 06/17/03
Posts: 13,227
Loc: Pongyang, North Korea
Re: Cock Pushups [Re: CherryBom]
    #7926873 - 01/24/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

hahahah, good times, good times


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleDephect
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Registered: 08/10/07
Posts: 1,779
Re: Cock Pushups [Re: ZippoZ]
    #7926901 - 01/24/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Dude that band is so fucken sweet..
I have sex to that whole album sometimes..


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
Re: Cock Pushups [Re: Dephect]
    #7926946 - 01/24/08 09:42 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

This is a picture that I took with my cell phone of the Tenacious D concert I went to in Toronto with the Pubs favorite little nomad.

That is a lot of information in one sentence.  :tongue:



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Offlinelearningtofly
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Posts: 15,105
Loc: Out of this world
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Re: Cock Pushups [Re: CherryBom]
    #7927049 - 01/24/08 09:59 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Dude where's my fuckin shnitzel? Wake up asshole.

Well then maybe this is fair game! WAAAA! Yeah thats right a karate chop.


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Re: Cock Pushups [Re: learningtofly]
    #7927094 - 01/24/08 10:07 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

i didnt listen to that link but i thought of this anyway:

My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.


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