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i'm crossing my fingers
#7925718 - 01/24/08 06:45 PM (16 years, 8 days ago) |
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got a call earlier today while i was in class. it was an old fuck buddy from a couple months back. she left a message basically saying "hey, i was just wondering how you're doing. i was driving by your house and thought maybe we could hang out or something. well call me back"
yes. fuck yes. i don't know about you kids, but that sounds like a booty-call in the making. i called her back after class but didn't get ahold of her. then called her again a few hours later. the plan is to hang out at some point this evening. and considering it's nearly 9, i figure that means relatively soon.
fingers are crossed in the hopes that it will bud into the beautiful booty-call it has the potential to be, 'cause i haven't gotten any in a couple of months and i'm starting to chafe from jacking it 2-3 times a night.
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Anonymous #1
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also, she fucking loves my oral.
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous #3
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is drysmashing shitboxes getting old yet? if not, you should do that.
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Anonymous #4
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Anonymous said: is drysmashing shitboxes getting old yet? if not, you should do that.
LOL
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Anonymous #5
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it was an old fuck buddy from a couple months back. she left a message basically saying "hey, i was just wondering how you're doing. i was driving by your house and thought maybe we could hang out or something. well call me back"
My first thought was that she's pregnant. Sorry
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Anonymous #6
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An old fuck buddy contacted me awhile ago, but she's too fucking bipolar.
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Anonymous #7
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the crazy ones are the funnest to fuck though :smnirk:
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Anonymous #8
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i should call my fukbuddy over.. she was my last fuck and i havent called her in a while due to laziness and im really not attracted to her although she is lean cuisine
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Anonymous #1
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okay.. so i'm the OP.
and i can't believe it, but shit never went down. she straight up didn't call me back, even though she was the one who instigated it and called me out of the blue in the first place! oh well, whatev. wimminz iz weerd. even though it didn't pan out last night, i at least know i'm still in her head a bit, so that's cool.
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Anonymous said: okay.. so i'm the OP.
and i can't believe it, but shit never went down. she straight up didn't call me back, even though she was the one who instigated it and called me out of the blue in the first place! oh well, whatev. wimminz iz weerd. even though it didn't pan out last night, i at least know i'm still in her head a bit, so that's cool.
pah-lease...you're not the OP
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Anonymous #7
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I cansmell bullshit from a mile away
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Anonymous said: okay.. so i'm the OP.
and i can't believe it, but shit never went down. she straight up didn't call me back, even though she was the one who instigated it and called me out of the blue in the first place! oh well, whatev. wimminz iz weerd. even though it didn't pan out last night, i at least know i'm still in her head a bit, so that's cool.
"whatev" "weerd"?!
quit pretending to be me, jackass.
so she came over at around 11 and popped in the simpson's dvd. about 10 long minutes into the movie i got up to get us some snacks. she wasn't showing much interest in me so i thought maybe i got the wrong idea.
i returned with some cheetos and iced tea and damn near spilled the whole pitcher on myself when i walked in. she was still laying on the couch in the same position as when i left, still paying very little attention to me, yet she had stripped down and thrown her clothes in the corner of the room.
as i approached her i could see she was trying to hide a smile but she still didn't as much as glance at me. i figured it was some sort of game, so i thought "i'll play along."
i set down the junk food and carefully pried her legs apart as she continued to watch the movie. i slowly worked my tongue from her knee up to her inviting pussy but always stopped a little short. she started to twitch a little bit, certainly recalling some of our previous encounters.
after about 5 minutes of this, although she was trying to hide it, she was dieing from anticipation. i thrust my tongue as deep inside her as i could(i don't have a gene simmon's tongue but it's not bad) and she stifled a slight moan.
i'm guessing she shared my dry spell 'cause i've never seen someone go so crazy over oral. the next 20 minutes consisted of me using a little clit vibrator as my tongued explored every millimeter of her sweet womanhood. she grabbed at the couch and tried her best to watch the movie but every few minutes she would let out a loud moan of ecstasy.
my cock was rock hard at this point, going almost straight out despite resistance from my jeans. she gave in, moaned loudly again as she practically dove for my belt buckle. she had my pants down in less than a second, and was on top of me in in less than two.
right as she was guiding my throbbing member towards the sweet embrace of love and she did the naughtiest thing i can imagine. she whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cab was rare i thought nah forget it, yo holmes to bel-air! she pulled up to the house about seven or eight and yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later." looked up at my kingdom she was finally there to settle her throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Anonymous #11
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you failed so hard.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: okay.. so i'm the OP.
and i can't believe it, but shit never went down. she straight up didn't call me back, even though she was the one who instigated it and called me out of the blue in the first place! oh well, whatev. wimminz iz weerd. even though it didn't pan out last night, i at least know i'm still in her head a bit, so that's cool.
"whatev" "weerd"?!
quit pretending to be me, jackass.
so she came over at around 11 and popped in the simpson's dvd. about 10 long minutes into the movie i got up to get us some snacks. she wasn't showing much interest in me so i thought maybe i got the wrong idea.
i returned with some cheetos and iced tea and damn near spilled the whole pitcher on myself when i walked in. she was still laying on the couch in the same position as when i left, still paying very little attention to me, yet she had stripped down and thrown her clothes in the corner of the room.
as i approached her i could see she was trying to hide a smile but she still didn't as much as glance at me. i figured it was some sort of game, so i thought "i'll play along."
i set down the junk food and carefully pried her legs apart as she continued to watch the movie. i slowly worked my tongue from her knee up to her inviting pussy but always stopped a little short. she started to twitch a little bit, certainly recalling some of our previous encounters.
after about 5 minutes of this, although she was trying to hide it, she was dieing from anticipation. i thrust my tongue as deep inside her as i could(i don't have a gene simmon's tongue but it's not bad) and she stifled a slight moan.
i'm guessing she shared my dry spell 'cause i've never seen someone go so crazy over oral. the next 20 minutes consisted of me using a little clit vibrator as my tongued explored every millimeter of her sweet womanhood. she grabbed at the couch and tried her best to watch the movie but every few minutes she would let out a loud moan of ecstasy.
my cock was rock hard at this point, going almost straight out despite resistance from my jeans. she gave in, moaned loudly again as she practically dove for my belt buckle. she had my pants down in less than a second, and was on top of me in in less than two.
right as she was guiding my throbbing member towards the sweet embrace of love and she did the naughtiest thing i can imagine. she whistled for a cab and when it came near the licenseplate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cab was rare i thought nah forget it, yo holmes to bel-air! she pulled up to the house about seven or eight and yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later." looked up at my kingdom she was finally there to settle her throne as the prince of bel-air.
hah... that was a pretty involved bel-air. i commend you, funny stuff. you even mimicked my speech patterns for a bit there.
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Anonymous #9
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we'll call it a half-win, or half-fail depending on how you look at it
too lengthy i agree, couldn't figure out a good climax point... it was my first bel-air, i'll do better on my next
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