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So how'd you start your morning?
    #7923280 - 01/24/08 07:49 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I started mine with some awesome sex, broken/slipped off condom, then a trip to planned parenthood. Fuck.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923285 - 01/24/08 07:51 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

my morning started when i woke up at 3am, and couldn't get back to sleep. I have a phone interview in 10min for my summer internship, and i'm QUITE NERVOUS.

aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923288 - 01/24/08 07:52 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

haha that sux. The 1st time I ever had sex the condom disappeared, we never found it. I kept going after I busted a nut and it slipped off. Would have been funny if years later when she had her 1st kid if a rotten rubber came out...lol


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: memes]
    #7923291 - 01/24/08 07:52 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

At least you don't have a potential pregnancy to worry about.

I reaaallly hope that:
1. The morning after pill works
2. I am actually infertile as I suspect.

I don't have $400 to shell out right now.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923294 - 01/24/08 07:54 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I started mine with feeling braindead from 14 hours of sleep.


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923295 - 01/24/08 07:54 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

you'll be fine - the shroomery is behind you! If you get screwed, start a fund - i got $20 towards it.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923299 - 01/24/08 07:56 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I have an actual pregnancy to worry about.
Good luck man.
So far I haven't done shit.  At least you got laid this morning! :smirk:

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923300 - 01/24/08 07:57 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I started mine with some awesome sex, broken/slipped off condom, then a trip to planned parenthood. Fuck.




Ouch...

Mine with a hangover, a shower, my cats screaming at me for food, etc

Edited by BrAiN (03/14/08 08:47 AM)

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Blend]
    #7923311 - 01/24/08 08:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: BrAiN]
    #7923316 - 01/24/08 08:03 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I woke up, rememberd i had a nice lil roachie sitting in my cigg pack right next to my last little marlboro 27, damn im feeling like shit shouldnt have ate that arbys.


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Blend]
    #7923318 - 01/24/08 08:04 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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deadendeavor said:
I have an actual pregnancy to worry about.
Good luck man.
So far I haven't done shit.  At least you got laid this morning! :smirk:




I've had a few friends that had abortions stay at my house. I don't care about the ethics of it, so I'm not getting into that. But, the sooner you get the abortion done the cheaper it will be and less pain it will cause the girl. Girls usually feels completely awful for about 2-3 days after. If your girl is in a situation where a pregnancy/baby would ruin her life, get an abortion. If she gets one, be supportive the whole time, it'll make things easier on her.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923325 - 01/24/08 08:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

woke up, shower, chill out watch the news then off to work.  oh i came here during my chill time too.  leave for work in 10 minutes.  :frown:


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923335 - 01/24/08 08:13 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, we're having it.  I was just playing off your 'at least you don't have a potential pregnancy to worry about.'  I'm really not that worried anymore.  Really... :crazy:
Thanks for the concern though.  I wish you the best of luck.  I know what it's like to worry about that for a month.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923342 - 01/24/08 08:19 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

With a bowl and a cup of joe :wink:


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Blend]
    #7923345 - 01/24/08 08:19 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Well planned parenthood told us that within a week before the period was the least likely time she could get pregnant... and she is due for her period in a week. Plan B delays the period for 5 days so I've got about 2 weeks until I know if I need to give the parents a call and be like "So uhh... can I borrow $400?"

Edit: she also took the pill within 1.5 hours of the incident, so that lets me relax a little more. Someone who knows more about female anatomy/physiology: do you think we should be alright?

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: memes]
    #7923347 - 01/24/08 08:20 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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meams said:
my morning started when i woke up at 3am, and couldn't get back to sleep.  I have a phone interview in 10min for my summer internship, and i'm QUITE NERVOUS.




I havn't really gotten to sleep at all yet, I've been up all night with a near-bursting bladder.  Poppy pod tea really fucked my night up, but atleast it was nice at the same time!  I'm supposed to go leave for class in an hour but I don't think I'm goin.  I need some sleep...

And then when I wake up I'm going to do some looking around for a good first credit card! :sun:


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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7923356 - 01/24/08 08:24 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

finished my phone interview! i was so nervous i stumbled over my words a few times - but in general i think they were pleased.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923360 - 01/24/08 08:25 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I'd try not to worry too much about it.  In case there's any truth to "The Secret."  :lol:  Anyway it's out of your hands at the moment.  No use making these next two weeks feel like eternity.
What's the percentage on those Plan B pills?

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Gumby]
    #7923368 - 01/24/08 08:28 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Gumby said:
she also took the pill within 1.5 hours of the incident, so that lets me relax a little more.



Not saying I know much about this sort of thing, but I think you'll be fine going by that fact alone.

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Re: So how'd you start your morning? [Re: Blend]
    #7923379 - 01/24/08 08:31 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I remember I had a pregnancy scare RIGHT before I left to Bonnaroo this past year. Turned out to be a false alarm, and I didn't worry about it too much during the day, but during the nights when I was coming down off my trips I just layed in my tent thinking how drastically my life was going to change from the plans I had for it. I missed alot of nighttime shows I wanted to see. That stupid bitch... My interest in sex has dropped significantly since then too.

I don't think I would ever have a problem with a girl I knocked up getting an abortion. I just DO NOT like babies. Or commitment to other people.

And means, what will you be doing in your internship if you get it?


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