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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: debianlinux]
    #7924043 - 01/24/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

yea because no one has ever had sex with a vagina that wasnt their girlfriends?


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: GonzoCool]
    #7924056 - 01/24/08 12:36 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

the girlfriend status just makes it more of a sure thing


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: GonzoCool]
    #7924063 - 01/24/08 12:38 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

yeah, i was agreeing that girlfriends are overrated.
all of the internet is not out to get you.


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: Shroomism]
    #7924078 - 01/24/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

girlfriends are better in theory. vagina is overrated. i could jerk off looking at a picture of a vagina and get the same result as actually having sex with a vagina, and alot quicker. making girls have orgasms dropped off of my priority list at around 20 yrs old. it gets where you just want to hurry up and get your girlfriend off so you can get back to playing halo.


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: debianlinux]
    #7924089 - 01/24/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

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debianlinux said:
yeah, i was agreeing that girlfriends are overrated.
all of the internet is not out to get you.



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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: GonzoCool]
    #7924098 - 01/24/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

wow, you may be ghey!

Don't get me wrong, jerking it is awesome. I have never had a disappointing wank. It's always as tight as you want it and it doesn't need cuddling afterwards. OTOH (the clean one), I'll take vagina over my hand any day. And Halo can go straight to hell if pussy is an option.


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: circularvortex]
    #7924103 - 01/24/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

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I'd say put it in her butt and then leave the bitch.




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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: debianlinux]
    #7924124 - 01/24/08 12:52 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

you sound like a homophobic redneck that got touched by his uncle when he was younger so now you feel insecure about your sexuality and have to defend your pseudo-straightness at a comment as simple as "girlfriends are overrated" you say "vagina isnt overrated. unless you're gay" youre starting to sound like your uncle bubba


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: p4kSouL]
    #7924127 - 01/24/08 12:52 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

hahaha

you can't just keep having sex with her without any type of emotion attached... that's not how girls work. When girls cheat it's not for reasons a guy cheats. I guy is more likely to cheat for physical satisfaction.

not girls. Girls cheat for EMOTIONAL reasons. She cheated b/c she has some type of problem. She wanted to create chaos or sabotage a relationship she wasn't happy with. Did she come from a family of chaos? That's probably why... if not she just wasn't happy with the relationship b/c you've been distant.

I say don't sleep with her. It shows the girl has no respect for herself by allowing you to use her as a sex object... and trust me, once you've been with someone, especially the length you have, there is no such thing as having sex without feelings. If you keep having sex with her you're less likely to go find a better girl b/c having sex just gives you false hope that maybe, just maybe, you guys can work it out someday. But you won't, and if you try it would take A LOT of effort- and frankly, this type of girl is NOT WORTH THAT EFFORT, because it'll all be in vain.

You keep saying you care about her so much, but she obviously doesn't care about you as much as you care about her. In fact, the ONLY person she cares about is HERSELF. So stop wasting emotion on someone who 1) doesn't deserve it and 2) doesn't reciprocate the same feelings.

Yeah, it's gonna suck, and you're going to be heart broken, but just realize, she did this, NOT YOU. It's not your fault, she's just manipulating you to think so.

Don't fuck her, don't talk to her, and don't see her. The cleaner the break and the faster you cut ties, the better.

It will suck. BAD. For a week or so... then, you'll start to feel better. It's like a drug. she's a BAD DRUG for you and you're addicted. You will go through "withdrawals" and you will want to call her, but don't. after a month of being "clean" from her, you'll feel a lot better.

Sorry, but that's just how it is son.


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Re: Girlfriend just cheated on me. [Re: GonzoCool]
    #7924150 - 01/24/08 12:57 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

lol

i might be a bit redneck but homophobic i am not.

the comment was supposed to humorous. well, i was serious in that g/f's are overrated but poon isn't; although it was supposed to still be humorous. the addition of "unless you are ghey" was simply to enforce the humor.

my further comments that "you must be ghey" weren't so much a homophobic lashout as it was a further enforcement of the humorous notion that vagina is not overrated. I was quite serious that the opportunity to get laid would certainly take top priority to anything I might be doing at the time, tho.

Humor is tough on the internets.


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