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post office drug test
    #7914321 - 01/22/08 11:38 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

so i think i'm gonna try to get a job at the post office. i know that they drug test though and i've been smokin daily. what do you guys think my best bet to get a job there is? i was thinking about getting some fake pee, but i'm a little worried about getting caught. is it illegal to use fake pee? what would happen if i got caught? would a drug test for the government be harder to beat than normal drug tests? would a drink work?


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914336 - 01/22/08 11:40 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

You sure they test?


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914337 - 01/22/08 11:41 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)



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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914353 - 01/22/08 11:46 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Your best bet would be to wait 30 days after not having smoked (or done any other illicit drug).
Then apply.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7914362 - 01/22/08 11:48 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

ya quit smoking now and wait a month to apply..

and if and when you get hired, dont start smoking again..


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Re: post office drug test [Re: spieone]
    #7914372 - 01/22/08 11:51 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Nice link.

All that sounds right to me.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7914375 - 01/22/08 11:52 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Completely disagree. Any drug test can be beaten


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914401 - 01/22/08 11:58 AM (16 years, 10 days ago)

yea, they definitely drug test, it seems like it's only a 1 time thing though, so i would start smoking again after the drug test.

if i have to wait a month before i apply for this job then i'm probably going to just find something else, because i'm pretty broke right now and need work asap.

just trying to weigh out my options a little here.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914404 - 01/22/08 12:00 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Couldn't you get a quickie-job at some fast-food place for the one month you have to wait?
What about Unemployment Insurance?


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Re: post office drug test [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7914429 - 01/22/08 12:09 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

i do smoke a lot so if it involves using my own pee, i'd probably just rather wait then doing the whole water and creatine thing. i've done it before and it isn't fun.

i just graduated college and didnt have a job before, so i couldnt collect unemployment. maybe i will just get a job at hollywood video or something in the meantime, but i fear once i have a job i'm not going to stop smoking. i could just go for a better job at metlife, where fake pee would definitely work because i have friends who work there and that method worked for them. i just wish i knew if the fake pee method has a chance of working for a government job at the post office, and knew what i'd be risking if something went wrong.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914456 - 01/22/08 12:21 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

my advice then would be to use someone elses clean urine. It can be put in a condom (non lubed of course) or a washed out bottle for eye drops, nose spray, etc. Use a hand warmer and keep it up under your nuts, if it feels like you pissed yourself when it's under there then it's probably warm enough, temp needs to be 94-100 degrees farenheit so make sure it is pretty damn warm before you stick it under your nuts and go in there.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: spieone]
    #7914623 - 01/22/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

last i heard they used a hair test around these parts...:sad:


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Re: post office drug test [Re: eggystardust]
    #7914637 - 01/22/08 01:08 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

do they test for shrooms and lsd?

if they do how long does shrooms stay in the system?


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Re: post office drug test [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7914773 - 01/22/08 01:50 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

I would do the fake pee.

It is worth the money.

I never worry about drug tests ever because of it.

You can always get the cheaper wizzinator clone if you think you are going to be watched.


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Re: post office drug test [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7914948 - 01/22/08 02:35 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

you know why they drug test at postal jobs dont you? there is a high chance that their employees go mad on the job and they dont need mitigating factors to increase the chances.

on a side note..what is it about the influx of morons who keep asking drug test related questions...


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