Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Kraken Kratom Shop: Kratom Capsules for Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
OfflineVisionary Tools
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 7,953
Last seen: 1 year, 7 months
FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS
    #7906976 - 01/20/08 07:14 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

The funny thing about this is, Ed Balls really is the name of the UK education secretary. I predict torture racks for anyone caught bullying.

CARS are to be banned from the school run and children chased to their classes by angry dogs under new Government plans to eliminate childhood obesity by 2010.

The children will initially be given a ten minute start on the dogs, but this lead will be phased out over two years, after which the dogs will also be poked a bit with sticks before being released.

The kids will be given a pound of steak mince and a cat to throw on the ground to distract the dogs should they get to close, however once both have been used up “they are on their own”, the Government said.

Ed Balls, the minister for school children, said drastic measures were needed because most kids were now so fat they had to lie down at all times or else their bones would crumble under their own weight.

He said: “I personally have seen a six year old literally dissolve in his own fat before my eyes. We have to act now or else the whole country could soon be ankle deep in wobbly child blubber. ”

Mr Balls also warned that if the latest measures to halt the rise in obesity failed then the Government would not hesitate to ban children from school altogether to solve the problem.

He said: “Our research shows a direct link between attendance at school and rising child weight. Before they all started full time education British children were all so nice and thin they could fit up chimneys and crawl under fast moving and dangerous machinery. Now look at them.”


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7906998 - 01/20/08 07:18 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

see... someone had the right answer


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSkunk420
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 18,524
Loc: inside
Re: FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7907013 - 01/20/08 07:21 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

I like the idea, its pretty cool..


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekriminalelement
"jesus wept."
Female User Gallery


Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 1,201
Loc: Ay! los popos estan aqui!
Last seen: 13 years, 6 months
Re: FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS [Re: Skunk420]
    #7907121 - 01/20/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 12 days ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

chimney sweeps........ oh god.......


--------------------
While there is a lower class, I am in it
While there is a criminal element, I am of it
While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

Eugene V Debs


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMocha Bear
BHP
Male


Registered: 09/11/07
Posts: 831
Loc: Mississippi
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
Re: FAT KIDS TO BE CHASED TO SCHOOL BY DOGS [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7908066 - 01/21/08 12:27 AM (16 years, 12 days ago)

:lol::lol::lol:


--------------------
The love you take is equal to the love you make....


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Kraken Kratom Shop: Kratom Capsules for Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* 'Things I've learned from my children" Phred 1,734 18 12/09/11 08:24 AM
by Apostle
* I had ANOTHER chasing dream MOTH 1,484 12 05/15/04 08:04 PM
by wandrnshaman
* Childrens games that teach hate.
( 1 2 3 all )
Frog31337 4,113 47 10/09/20 05:24 PM
by Baby_Hitler
* Do you think children can be raised responsibly in a "drug environment"?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 all )
Adamist 21,035 175 01/11/05 02:18 AM
by Turd
* cats and dogs. StonedShroom 1,829 10 11/19/03 06:54 PM
by Shroomism
* Dog Tripping? K4Lic0 1,836 17 01/24/05 04:52 AM
by lonebuddha
* What a dog thinks :) Sammi 903 4 08/05/03 03:31 PM
by Sammi
* what kidn of dog should i get??
( 1 2 3 all )
the man 5,685 57 05/08/04 05:23 PM
by funkymonk

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
519 topic views. 4 members, 53 guests and 59 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.023 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.