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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Robo]
    #7903572 - 01/19/08 08:55 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

i wish i would have known it was her calling because i would have recorded that shit...lmao


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903579 - 01/19/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Recording would have been epic for sure!


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7903585 - 01/19/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Bandersnatch said:
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fliped said:
LMAO definatley huh!!! got to love some good HO stories... funny shit... she gets knocked up and calls me like i am gonna do something about.... only thing i am doing is Laughing




You should do something about it. You should bang her pregnant ass. Not like you can double knock her up.




LMAO double knock her up!!!! LOL naw ill just fuck her friends that sounds like more fun to me!!!!


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: trepanib]
    #7903596 - 01/19/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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trepanib said:
He added his special sauce between the buns!




:thumbup:


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: rawtoxic]
    #7903597 - 01/19/08 09:00 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

There was once a girl,
Who dumped her boyfriend,
She thought that her world just might end,
But at arbys that night, when she saw that man's segment,
She took him 'round back,
Bam! She's pregnant!

So she opened her phone, with a tap and a tip,
She dialed the number, of her ex-boyfriend, fliped!
I'm knocked up! she bitched and she moaned,
HAHA! said fliped, with an amused, joyful tone.

Yes, all was well, in the world of fliped,
But in the grand scheme of things, it was all just a blip.


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Jraft]
    #7903607 - 01/19/08 09:03 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Jraft said:
Recording would have been epic for sure!




Yeah for sure... it went a little something like this

Me- Hello
Ho- (crying)hey ______ i was calling to let you know i am pregnant.
Me- That shit isnt mine, and you know that
Ho- I know its not but i need to talk with someone
Me- LMAO ( for about a minute)
Ho- this isnt funny you mother fucker
Me- Have fun with that slut... CLICK!

it was even more epic then that due to the awkward pauses and non stop laughing with the crying in the background.... good shit


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7903609 - 01/19/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Drewwyann said:
There was once a girl,
Who dumped her boyfriend,
She thought that her world just might end,
But at arbys that night, when she saw that man's segment,
She took him 'round back,
Bam! She's pregnant!

So she opened her phone, with a tap and a tip,
She dialed the number, of her ex-boyfriend, fliped!
I'm knocked up! she bitched and she moaned,
HAHA! said fliped, with an amused, joyful tone.

Yes, all was well, in the world of fliped,
But in the grand scheme of things, it was all just a blip.




thats beautiful man!!!!


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903610 - 01/19/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

aaawh. you didn't even comment on my poem! :mad:


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7903615 - 01/19/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

yes i did... look up one!!!! its great buddy!!!!


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903620 - 01/19/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:smile:


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7903623 - 01/19/08 09:07 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Its a great poem!!! i really think its funny as hell and totally relevant...lmao


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903630 - 01/19/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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fliped said:





she's pretty cute. what were her flaws?


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7903635 - 01/19/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

well phsically not to many i could complain about at all.... Shes just a whore...lol Flaw one- got knocked up in the back of Arbys on the prep table...lol


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903642 - 01/19/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

old is she? how old are you? are you in oregon?


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7903644 - 01/19/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Im 22 shes 19. I am in Washington


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7903646 - 01/19/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

I bet she had that same exact face while the she did that guy behind arby's.


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: fliped]
    #7903648 - 01/19/08 09:14 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

why are you so happy about her new problem?  was she really that slutty or something?  you seem overly happy about it to me...:shrug:


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7903650 - 01/19/08 09:15 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

lmao.... she makes wierd ass faces all the time... i wouldnt be surprized


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7903651 - 01/19/08 09:15 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

hahaha.. this made my fuckin day.


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Re: laughing at my Ex-girlfriend!!!! [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7903657 - 01/19/08 09:17 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

She was not like my serious girlfriend. just some pussy i was having over about a 3 week period. call me crazy but Its just a really funny situation to me.


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