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Man, I'm swooning.
    #7900117 - 01/19/08 02:04 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Tonight, a girl came to the coat check. Her name's Katy and there was a time, when my girlfriend (who I just broke up with recently..) and I were not together yet but I was trying to woo her, and this girl Katy and I were in a summer class together. We smoked pot together once. We laughed together. She was beautiful, like a ray of California sunshine, just in town for a month to take this class. It was the greatest class of my college career.

Post World War II American Fiction. Ralph Ellison's The Invisible Man. Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49. Don DeLillo's Mao II. I pined for her. With her tresses, her soft lightly tanned skin, the tops of her cheeks. I remember thinking I wanted to kiss her cheeks where they firmed up, below her eyes, when she smiled. Not to say there weren't far smuttier things I wanted to do to her. I was a smitten kitten. And though we hung out and talked I felt I was completely and utterly out of her league. This California girl with her smile and her breasts and her body and the way she seemed to walk on air. No way I had a chance at that.

So tonight she walked up to the coat check and she said "You're Danny, right?" Remembered me. It's been four and a halfyears I think. You're Danny, she says. Remembers me. From class. I was so stoned back then, all the time. I barely remember any details. And she remembers the littlest things, about our interactions, moments spent together, conversation. Is it possible? She was pining for me like I was for her? I couldn't remember our teacher's name, and she said she was still in touch with her. So I asked her to write it down for me in my journal and she said, "Can I write my name too? And my number?"

God. Blown away. You? You want to give me your number? Later on she came back and we flirted. A lot. Great conversation. She smelled like musky honey. I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her. She blew a kiss to me. The coat check ended up smelling like her the entire night, that sweet musk soaked into the fur lining of her jacket. Infesting my mind, my thoughts. I was getting lusty.

She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900126 - 01/19/08 02:08 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

CALL HER NOW! :jennajameson:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900131 - 01/19/08 02:10 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her.




She got what she wanted out of the relationship.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900133 - 01/19/08 02:10 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

I tell ya, I'm bad at this "girls" thing. See, I've spent the last six years in two separate heavy relationships, and that's about it. I've only slept with two women, those women. Great women - well, the most recent, but the first not so much. So being flirted with, having self-confidence (side effect of being THC-free for 2 weeks, I've noticed), these things are new to me.

I've never been on a "date," either, just hung out with girls that I thought were cool, which I guess is what is gonna happen with this girl too. But I do find myself for the first time in my life sort of thinking in terms of "games"...stupid shit like "so, when DO I actually call her?" I'm not asking the Shroomery for advice on that by the way, I'm pretty sure I'll call her Sunday to make plans for Monday. She said she's trying to quit pot too but failing at it - if there's one thing that could make me buckle and smoke while trying to take a break, it's probably a beautiful girl with a joint. :lol:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: jewunit]
    #7900135 - 01/19/08 02:11 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900143 - 01/19/08 02:14 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

I'm just fuckin' with ya.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900147 - 01/19/08 02:15 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

pics, or it never happened...

or something :smirk:

anyway, good luck with that. think of me when youre hittin it.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: jewunit]
    #7900155 - 01/19/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

I thought maybe you were one of them.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900161 - 01/19/08 02:18 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Kind of, but not to that extreme.
And I don't place the blame solely on the females shoulders.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900162 - 01/19/08 02:18 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

P.s. is this redheaded girl hot or what? So glad I clicked on that ad.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/idyslexiaheart/Female


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900169 - 01/19/08 02:20 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:
P.s. is this redheaded girl hot or what? So glad I clicked on that ad.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/idyslexiaheart/Female




Yeah, she's somewhat hot.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900174 - 01/19/08 02:22 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Girls don't like me.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7900177 - 01/19/08 02:23 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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Tangerines said:
Girls don't like me.




Why?


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900185 - 01/19/08 02:24 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Well obviously I do not know. :tongue2:
So far my batting avg is probably around 0-1242

Give or take

The important fact is I have 0 hits.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900198 - 01/19/08 02:27 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.


...well said...


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900201 - 01/19/08 02:29 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)



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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900210 - 01/19/08 02:30 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Bitches aint shit


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900230 - 01/19/08 02:35 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

all stoner chicks are crazy


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: usg543]
    #7900239 - 01/19/08 02:38 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Try having an ex-crack bitch before she met you..


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900244 - 01/19/08 02:39 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

Try not being a faggot.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Tangerines]
    #7900259 - 01/19/08 02:43 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

what's with all the hostility? :crazybeard:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900263 - 01/19/08 02:44 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

I guess he thinks you can flame people in the Pub if you know they're ignoring you. Not so. See you in a day, Tangerines.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900264 - 01/19/08 02:45 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

this thread sucks!


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900265 - 01/19/08 02:45 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

I just banned someone for flaming you when you can't even see it and you come into MY thread and say it sucks?


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900271 - 01/19/08 02:47 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

im just joking, judas.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900275 - 01/19/08 02:48 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

:macdre:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900278 - 01/19/08 02:49 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

its aight, i drank a bunch of vodka mixers, im being all strange and shit..you didnt have to ban the guy.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900288 - 01/19/08 02:51 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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reeferaddict69 said:
:macdre:


:lol: i love that icon! OMR is so funny, but banning someone 4, 1 day is nothing


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900290 - 01/19/08 02:52 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

wicked rad!

sake and talking heads are key

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900292 - 01/19/08 02:52 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

lets get back on topic.

onelessforeskin...

stick it in her butt


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: usg543]
    #7900295 - 01/19/08 02:54 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

dont listen to this user, stick in her pussy first...most women are not sluts.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7900304 - 01/19/08 02:56 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

you should get toadie to send you that DVD on how to be cool he is peddling in OTD


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7900308 - 01/19/08 02:59 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

i guess butt sex makes you an automatic slut, interesting... i thought it might just be a fun thing to do.

do you know there are girls these days, that are so hardcore about not losing their 'virginity' that they will have buttsex instead. are they sluts too?

or what if there is a girl who is pretty innocent, she just prefers butt sex to regular sex. is she a slut?

truth is, i've known girls like both of those, and more girls who have tried it who aren't sluts. so don't make assumptions, it just makes an ass out of you and me.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Noetical]
    #7900309 - 01/19/08 02:59 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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you should get toadie to send you that DVD on how to be cool he is peddling in OTD




is it real?


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7900318 - 01/19/08 03:02 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)



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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7900324 - 01/19/08 03:05 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: usg543]
    #7900328 - 01/19/08 03:06 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

um who are u? you are an expert on women huh? :lol:
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901054 - 01/19/08 10:35 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.




:razz:

Have fun having your heart ripped out and stomped on by this female harpy.  :smirk:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901066 - 01/19/08 10:39 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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smitten kitten




:rofl2:

sweetness, sounds like a good deal to me :smirk:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: demiu5]
    #7901086 - 01/19/08 10:45 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

lol im kinda similar... i dont know what my gf sees in me, but apparently shes under the impression that im the hottest guy in the world, which im definately not, but why argue

all i know is thhat we love each other lol


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901088 - 01/19/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Sounds like things have really come together in just the right way at just the right time.  Best wishes!  :shineon:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901093 - 01/19/08 10:49 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.




:razz:

Have fun having your heart ripped out and stomped on by this female harpy.  :smirk:




I think we're just trying to get the guy's head's out of the clouds when they post shit like this and we respond.

Cynical, jaded, these words don't apply.  What word does?... Realism.

Good luck OMR, hopefully something comes from it.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901116 - 01/19/08 10:58 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:yesnod:

Yesterday this girl I've been doing lately calls me and says, "Let's hang out".  I say, "Sure." 

She's a butterface (nice body...ugly face).  And the sex is the worst I've ever had.  But, I was horny.  So, I bought a pizza and some good beer and picked her up. 

She completely rebuffs my advances.  Bitch...I spent $20 on you and you made it seem like I was going to get some and then you don't put out?  She even started to take her pants off and then she's like, "Oh...I just started my period...whoops" and pulled them back up.  Keee-rist.  I think she was just shoving it my face that she wasn't going to fuck me.

Shit like this is why I'm cynical.  I went upstairs and serviced myself while she sat on the couch downstairs.  That, my friends, is pathetic.  :smirk:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901124 - 01/19/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Whoops. Double post on how pathetic I am.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901139 - 01/19/08 11:05 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

If you can't get in her pants you can always put the sheeny curse on her.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901141 - 01/19/08 11:05 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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:yesnod:

Yesterday this girl I've been doing lately calls me and says, "Let's hang out".  I say, "Sure." 

She's a butterface (nice body...ugly face).  And the sex is the worst I've ever had.  But, I was horny.  So, I bought a pizza and some good beer and picked her up. 

She completely rebuffs my advances.  Bitch...I spent $20 on you and you made it seem like I was going to get some and then you don't put out?  She even started to take her pants off and then she's like, "Oh...I just started my period...whoops" and pulled them back up.  Keee-rist.  I think she was just shoving it my face that she wasn't going to fuck me.

Shit like this is why I'm cynical.  I went upstairs and serviced myself while she sat on the couch downstairs.  That, my friends, is pathetic.  :smirk:





Why didn't you at least get her rosy palm to service you?


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901173 - 01/19/08 11:15 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

She's playing "hard to get". I think she's testing me to see if I actually like her (which I don't really). She won't call me for a week and then she'll call me several times in one day. Sometimes she'll just sit there obviously shoving it my face that I'm not going to get any and then sometimes she jumps on my dick.

She likes to have control over guys. And let's face it...sex is a great way to control us. Have you ever ate steak around a dog? The dog's ears perk up and he starts drooling and no matter how much you yell at him, ignore him, or humilitate him he keeps his eyes latched onto the steak. That's how us guys are with pussy.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901179 - 01/19/08 11:17 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901196 - 01/19/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...




I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal in Colorado.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901197 - 01/19/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

L O L


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    #7901231 - 01/19/08 11:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:
Quote:

Penguarky Tunguin said:
I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...




I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal in Colorado.




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Bestiality is legal (or at least not expressly outlawed) in these U.S. states:

Alaska
Arizona
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Iowa
Kentucky
Louisiana
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901234 - 01/19/08 11:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Well, rock on with the dog cock then man!


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    #7901241 - 01/19/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

I'm afraid I've ruined your thread.

My deepest apologies.  :sad:


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    #7901256 - 01/19/08 11:32 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

lol randall.


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    #7901463 - 01/19/08 12:28 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Awesome situation.  And it was fun to read  :thumbup:

good luck


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    #7901519 - 01/19/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.




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    #7901549 - 01/19/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Awesome situation.  And it was fun to read  :thumbup:

good luck




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    #7901903 - 01/19/08 02:00 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

What happened with Lucy?  :confused:


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    #7901940 - 01/19/08 02:11 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

i always go into these type of situations skeptical.

maybe she just came out of a relationship and is looking for a rebound. maybe she thinks you'll be a guy that she can use. maybe she's into someone that she has seen you with.

i've noticed that girls can be just as shady as guys, but of course, not all are.

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    #7902000 - 01/19/08 02:26 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

yet she may also be wondering about his agenda. i say just go with the flow and be aware. :thumbup:


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    #7902170 - 01/19/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:congrats:

Nice one! I like your writing style, too. You're pretty neat. I'm sorry to hear that you and your girl broke up, but it sounds like things are looking up. Good luck and keep us posted on how things progress. Oh and pics ort at least one pic is in order. Yay!!

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7902196 - 01/19/08 03:25 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:woot: !!! I agree with the sentiments above.
Except the part about sticking it in her butt. That's gay. Except for some chicks that might like that. But they'd have to be pretty convincing.

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Have you ever ate steak around a dog?  The dog's ears perk up and he starts drooling and no matter how much you yell at him, ignore him, or humilitate him he keeps his eyes latched onto the steak.  That's how us guys are with pussy.




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    #7902551 - 01/19/08 05:05 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.




Right on dude...  This girl fell into your lap; she already likes you, no pressure to be extra dynamic and interesting. 

This calls for a :monkeydance:

I'm sure you'll keep us posted.



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    #7904360 - 01/20/08 01:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:thumbup: I always like yer style, Whiskey.


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    #7904390 - 01/20/08 01:29 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:awesome::thumbup:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7908410 - 01/21/08 03:49 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Count me among the bitter fucks. I can't wait to see how this pans out, when you're smoking pot habitually again and stuck in a miserable fucking rut with no hope or ambition. And I wanna see a pic of her too, every California chick with "soft lightly tanned skin" has a MySpace, get that shit, joo!

I agree with the guy who said that "Katy" got what she wanted when she wasn't charged for checking her coat, and with Randall's posts about the butterfaced bitch who's pointlessly and disgustingly teasing his cock and with his cartoon pic of the jewish guy asking for the girl's coat and number, that shit made me lauugh, chuckle actually.

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    #7908763 - 01/21/08 08:53 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

are there any updates on this situation?


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    #7908781 - 01/21/08 09:00 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

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    #7911756 - 01/21/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Fuckin' phone tag.


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    #7911851 - 01/21/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

So, you've called her like ten times and left a bunch of desperate sounding messages? Girls really like that stuff.


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    #7912318 - 01/21/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I really do love reading these type of threads (the mini skunk derail just added that extra charm you need to get bumped into the truly great thread category.) 

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    #7914670 - 01/22/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Drinks tomorrow night. :yesnod:


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    #7914696 - 01/22/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

:banana:

Good for you! Is she into psychedelics, or do you even know? That would grease the wheels abit to have a mild dose with her. I'm not talking about on the 1st set of dates. I meant for like the 2nd phase of the dating thing. It may be too soon to even mention that. Let's just get through the initial ice breaking phase and then on to bigger things. I wish you luck, charm, and grace, my friend. 


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    #7914702 - 01/22/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)



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    #7914714 - 01/22/08 01:35 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Haha, psychedelics, we'll walk that bridge when we come to it. If she remembers my name and conversations we had, then she probably remembers that I always brought up LSD in class and interpreted Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49 in the framework of an LSD trip...

Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.


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    #7914735 - 01/22/08 01:40 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7916169 - 01/22/08 06:20 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

heh i wish my gf would smoke with me, thatd be the most awesome thing ever... besides tripping during sex

but alas, she hates drugs... im trying to break through to her, no pun intended


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    #7916223 - 01/22/08 06:29 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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heh i wish my gf would smoke with me, thatd be the most awesome thing ever... besides tripping during sex

but alas, she hates drugs... im trying to break through to her, no pun intended




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    #7916264 - 01/22/08 06:38 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why


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    #7916284 - 01/22/08 06:43 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why




Why are you with someone like her then?


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    #7916294 - 01/22/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

cause i love her, and we get along in every other aspect


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    #7916307 - 01/22/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Haha, psychedelics, we'll walk that bridge when we come to it. If she remembers my name and conversations we had, then she probably remembers that I always brought up LSD in class and interpreted Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49 in the framework of an LSD trip...

Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.




I would say, "be strong!" but I realize how tempting that would be. Good job woooing this chick. She sounds like a keeper. Good luck brother.


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    #7916314 - 01/22/08 06:47 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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cause i love her, and we get along in every other aspect




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    #7916333 - 01/22/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

of course you wouldnt understand :jiggy:

she knows that if she forbids me to do drugs, ill either sneak around with it, or leave her, and she accepts that entheogens are part of who i am, so i dont really see a problem


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7916780 - 01/22/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Nothing weird about a relationship in which only one person is a user.  My wife and I have been together 15 years.  I was on mushrooms the night she met me.  She's always known everything I do and doesn't mind at all.  I don't hide it and often discuss it with her.  But she doesn't use drugs.  I can count on one hand the number of times she has smoked pot since I've known her, and shes never tried anything else.  I even go to Shroomery gatherings by myself and leave her at home.  She just smiles and says "Have fun!" as I pack up and leave.

Now, back to the original topic here...hopefully drinks are going well tonight.  I'd like to see OMR come back with jouyous stories of romance and sexual conquest to inspire us all!
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    #7916889 - 01/22/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Drinks tomorrow night...though I'm having a couple on my own here tonight!


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    #7916988 - 01/22/08 08:34 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Tonight, a girl came to the coat check. Her name's Katy and there was a time, when my girlfriend (who I just broke up with recently..) and I were not together yet but I was trying to woo her, and this girl Katy and I were in a summer class together. We smoked pot together once. We laughed together. She was beautiful, like a ray of California sunshine, just in town for a month to take this class. It was the greatest class of my college career.

Post World War II American Fiction. Ralph Ellison's The Invisible Man. Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49.  Don DeLillo's Mao II.  I pined for her. With her tresses, her soft lightly tanned skin, the tops of her cheeks. I remember thinking I wanted to kiss her cheeks where they firmed up, below her eyes, when she smiled. Not to say there weren't far smuttier things I wanted to do to her. I was a smitten kitten. And though we hung out and talked I felt I was completely and utterly out of her league. This California girl with her smile and her breasts and her body and the way she seemed to walk on air. No way I had a chance at that.

So tonight she walked up to the coat check and she said "You're Danny, right?" Remembered me. It's been four and a halfyears I think. You're Danny, she says. Remembers me. From class. I was so stoned back then, all the time. I barely remember any details. And she remembers the littlest things, about our interactions, moments spent together, conversation. Is it possible? She was pining for me like I was for her? I couldn't remember our teacher's name, and she said she was still in touch with her. So I asked her to write it down for me in my journal and she said, "Can I write my name too? And my number?"

God. Blown away. You? You want to give me your number? Later on she came back and we flirted. A lot. Great conversation. She smelled like musky honey. I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her. She blew a kiss to me. The coat check ended up smelling like her the entire night, that sweet musk soaked into the fur lining of her jacket. Infesting my mind, my thoughts. I was getting lusty.

She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.




*sigh* I miss having a woman make me swoon over her like that.  You captured it perfectly.  Ahhhhh...women hey :smile:

Make sure you don't half ass it if it feels right(in the future).  Have fun with getting to know, to actually know, her :smile:

I'm very jealous of your recent interaction.  It's been so so long since an event like that has come my way.  Enjoy her man!


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    #7917009 - 01/22/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Drinks tomorrow night...though I'm having a couple on my own here tonight!



Oh, OK.  Well my high hopes will carry over for tomorrow nights festivites! :thumbup:


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    #7917091 - 01/22/08 08:54 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.




And if you don't buckle, you're a gaywad!

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7917102 - 01/22/08 08:55 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why




Why are you with someone like her then?




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    #7919029 - 01/23/08 08:03 AM (16 years, 9 days ago)

stop trying to derail it again =P

the most id do is spike her food with a little hash oil, cause anything else would be too much or too obvious


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    #7919466 - 01/23/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Jew can do it!


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    #7919580 - 01/23/08 12:03 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

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Drinks tomorrow night. :yesnod:





You got your girl the exact same way i got mine (of 7+ years now).
I thought she was out of my league, and didn't 'try'.  Just had tons of fun. But deep down she knew i wanted her, and it turns out she wanted me.

Don't try to impress her OMR, that's bullshit, and remember that every guy she turns down does that to her on a daily basis. She choose you because you make her feel comfortable, and because you're fun. 
I hope you kids have a great time.  :yesnod::thumbup:


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    #7919644 - 01/23/08 12:22 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Was it last night, or is it tonight? I didn't pay attention to the date of the post. I'll look after I post this.:) Regardless, we need an update!

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    #7919647 - 01/23/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

It was posted yesterday, so drinks are tonight! Ohhhh yeah!:snowman:


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    #7919652 - 01/23/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Hazzah, good luck to you bro, not that you need it:borat:


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    #7919700 - 01/23/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

I can't be bothered to read this whole thread but the first post was great - hope it works out for ya danny.


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    #7919746 - 01/23/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

It's a good thread, though. Good reading.


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    #7920198 - 01/23/08 03:11 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Thanks Burt.


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    #7920212 - 01/23/08 03:13 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7920241 - 01/23/08 03:23 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

To throw a female perspective out there (yes, there are girls on the Shroomery...gasp :eek:)

Don't worry too much about her being "out of your league" physically.  Most intelligent women would rather be with a guy who's smart and has a good personality than a dumb hot guy (notice I said women, not drunk club girls).

If you need inspiration, just look at a couple like Paulina Porizkova and Ric Ocasek.  That's one ugly dude, but they've been together since the 80's. :smile:

Good luck with the drinks and don't let the jaded Shroomery boys scare you off.  Not all of us women are cheating whores, ya know.


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    #7920420 - 01/23/08 04:14 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

You are quite welcome my little Jean-Claude Van Damme.

I think a little of your jew dust sprinkled upon me as some nice things happened to me today with the ladies after reading this thread.

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    #7920749 - 01/23/08 05:16 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

:shineon:

We love you Sucky!

:inlove:


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    #7920932 - 01/23/08 05:57 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Grrr. She's doing this thing on Saturday where this chef finds apartments he likes and hosts dinner parties, and the apartment owner plays host. She inherited a sweet big apartment from her grandma...anyway, the chef was going to come by at six to inspect her kitchen and figure out what he'd need to bring. Now he can't come til later in the evening and it's thrown her whole night out of whack. So drinks are off for now, but she's super-apologetic, and I'm a wordsmith capable of craft very cute make-you-feel-bad-but-it's-cause-i-wanna-see-you text messages and she's gonna call me later and figure out a better time.

I'm not letting myself get bummed out. I'm happy in my apartment with my roommates off at band practice, working on my lil' epistolary novella, drinking a toasted lager, cooking up some pasta.


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    #7921025 - 01/23/08 06:17 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

does she like your new hat?


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    #7921068 - 01/23/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Whatever you do...DO NOT :restless: and DIAL!!!


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    #7921070 - 01/23/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Naw, I left the ball in her court and she knows it.


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    #7923402 - 01/24/08 08:44 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Damn, I hate delays, but it sounds like she wants to get up with you for sure. Plus, she has a sweet pad! Is it in Manhattan, or what? She sounds like a big fish, regardless. So, when do you think you'll be up for drinks?


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    #7923412 - 01/24/08 08:48 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Is she by any chance the girl in the pic you posted in your hat thread?

probably not but jw


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    #7923414 - 01/24/08 08:48 AM (16 years, 8 days ago)

I think that's his ex.


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Damn, I hate delays, but it sounds like she wants to get up with you for sure. Plus, she has a sweet pad! Is it in Manhattan, or what? She sounds like a big fish, regardless. So, when do you think you'll be up for drinks?




I'm thinking we'll get together Sunday. We'll see. Funny, I just remembered from our days in class together that she is the niece of granddaughter of a very famous American writer...I gotta talk to her about that! Her pad's in Brooklyn not far from my own.

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Is she by any chance the girl in the pic you posted in your hat thread?

probably not but jw




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I think that's his ex.




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    #7923939 - 01/24/08 12:01 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Nice..

Bring her down here to camp this summer.  :thumbup:


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I think that's his ex.




No no no!



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    #7924102 - 01/24/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

I'll PM one to you.


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    #7924110 - 01/24/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

Word. I think that I maybe driving up in April, or May. 90% chance anyway.


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    #7924116 - 01/24/08 12:50 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

:rockon: You've got a couch if you need it.


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    #7924205 - 01/24/08 01:14 PM (16 years, 8 days ago)

I'll have a hotel room for some of the time, but I'll definitely crash on your couch for a night. :yesnod:


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