Home | Community | Message Board

NorthSpore.com BOOMR Bag!
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
Our Dear Leader
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 13,617
Loc: Straight Outta Compton Flag
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7916284 - 01/22/08 06:43 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why




Why are you with someone like her then?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZinglons Acolyte
Wizard Ninja
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/03/07
Posts: 2,877
Loc: Andromeda Galaxy
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7916294 - 01/22/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

cause i love her, and we get along in every other aspect


--------------------
And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast.
-----
"And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!"  -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move."  -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/26/06
Posts: 2,439
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7916307 - 01/22/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Haha, psychedelics, we'll walk that bridge when we come to it. If she remembers my name and conversations we had, then she probably remembers that I always brought up LSD in class and interpreted Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49 in the framework of an LSD trip...

Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.




I would say, "be strong!" but I realize how tempting that would be. Good job woooing this chick. She sounds like a keeper. Good luck brother.


--------------------

Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies - Become a member!




I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery.
~ Thomas Jefferson


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
Our Dear Leader
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 13,617
Loc: Straight Outta Compton Flag
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7916314 - 01/22/08 06:47 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
cause i love her, and we get along in every other aspect




:macdre:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZinglons Acolyte
Wizard Ninja
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/03/07
Posts: 2,877
Loc: Andromeda Galaxy
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7916333 - 01/22/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

of course you wouldnt understand :jiggy:

she knows that if she forbids me to do drugs, ill either sneak around with it, or leave her, and she accepts that entheogens are part of who i am, so i dont really see a problem


--------------------
And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast.
-----
"And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!"  -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move."  -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineToTheSummit
peregrinus
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/22/99
Posts: 9,126
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 6 hours, 42 minutes
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7916780 - 01/22/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Nothing weird about a relationship in which only one person is a user.  My wife and I have been together 15 years.  I was on mushrooms the night she met me.  She's always known everything I do and doesn't mind at all.  I don't hide it and often discuss it with her.  But she doesn't use drugs.  I can count on one hand the number of times she has smoked pot since I've known her, and shes never tried anything else.  I even go to Shroomery gatherings by myself and leave her at home.  She just smiles and says "Have fun!" as I pack up and leave.

Now, back to the original topic here...hopefully drinks are going well tonight.  I'd like to see OMR come back with jouyous stories of romance and sexual conquest to inspire us all!
:grin:


--------------------
You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7916889 - 01/22/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Drinks tomorrow night...though I'm having a couple on my own here tonight!


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSpooge
The Nutter
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 5,189
Loc: Ice patches that last for...
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7916988 - 01/22/08 08:34 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Tonight, a girl came to the coat check. Her name's Katy and there was a time, when my girlfriend (who I just broke up with recently..) and I were not together yet but I was trying to woo her, and this girl Katy and I were in a summer class together. We smoked pot together once. We laughed together. She was beautiful, like a ray of California sunshine, just in town for a month to take this class. It was the greatest class of my college career.

Post World War II American Fiction. Ralph Ellison's The Invisible Man. Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49.  Don DeLillo's Mao II.  I pined for her. With her tresses, her soft lightly tanned skin, the tops of her cheeks. I remember thinking I wanted to kiss her cheeks where they firmed up, below her eyes, when she smiled. Not to say there weren't far smuttier things I wanted to do to her. I was a smitten kitten. And though we hung out and talked I felt I was completely and utterly out of her league. This California girl with her smile and her breasts and her body and the way she seemed to walk on air. No way I had a chance at that.

So tonight she walked up to the coat check and she said "You're Danny, right?" Remembered me. It's been four and a halfyears I think. You're Danny, she says. Remembers me. From class. I was so stoned back then, all the time. I barely remember any details. And she remembers the littlest things, about our interactions, moments spent together, conversation. Is it possible? She was pining for me like I was for her? I couldn't remember our teacher's name, and she said she was still in touch with her. So I asked her to write it down for me in my journal and she said, "Can I write my name too? And my number?"

God. Blown away. You? You want to give me your number? Later on she came back and we flirted. A lot. Great conversation. She smelled like musky honey. I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her. She blew a kiss to me. The coat check ended up smelling like her the entire night, that sweet musk soaked into the fur lining of her jacket. Infesting my mind, my thoughts. I was getting lusty.

She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.




*sigh* I miss having a woman make me swoon over her like that.  You captured it perfectly.  Ahhhhh...women hey :smile:

Make sure you don't half ass it if it feels right(in the future).  Have fun with getting to know, to actually know, her :smile:

I'm very jealous of your recent interaction.  It's been so so long since an event like that has come my way.  Enjoy her man!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineToTheSummit
peregrinus
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/22/99
Posts: 9,126
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 6 hours, 42 minutes
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7917009 - 01/22/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Drinks tomorrow night...though I'm having a couple on my own here tonight!



Oh, OK.  Well my high hopes will carry over for tomorrow nights festivites! :thumbup:


--------------------
You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7917091 - 01/22/08 08:54 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.




And if you don't buckle, you're a gaywad!

^_^


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Female User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7917102 - 01/22/08 08:55 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

reeferaddict69 said:
Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why




Why are you with someone like her then?




drrrr


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineZinglons Acolyte
Wizard Ninja
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/03/07
Posts: 2,877
Loc: Andromeda Galaxy
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #7919029 - 01/23/08 08:03 AM (16 years, 9 days ago)

stop trying to derail it again =P

the most id do is spike her food with a little hash oil, cause anything else would be too much or too obvious


--------------------
And they wandered off.. nine ways till bedfast.
-----
"And lets pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'cause theres bugger-all down here on earth!"  -Monty Python's "The Universe Song" from The Meaning of Life
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely considered as a bad move."  -Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


Edited by Zinglons Acolyte (01/23/08 08:04 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleRandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7919466 - 01/23/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Jew can do it!


Edited by RandalFlagg (01/23/08 12:28 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRuNE
bomberman

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 09/23/00
Posts: 2,331
Loc: tartarus
Last seen: 7 years, 11 months
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7919580 - 01/23/08 12:03 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
Drinks tomorrow night. :yesnod:





You got your girl the exact same way i got mine (of 7+ years now).
I thought she was out of my league, and didn't 'try'.  Just had tons of fun. But deep down she knew i wanted her, and it turns out she wanted me.

Don't try to impress her OMR, that's bullshit, and remember that every guy she turns down does that to her on a daily basis. She choose you because you make her feel comfortable, and because you're fun. 
I hope you kids have a great time.  :yesnod::thumbup:


--------------------
~Happy sailing~


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleblissedout
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder Flag
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7919644 - 01/23/08 12:22 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Was it last night, or is it tonight? I didn't pay attention to the date of the post. I'll look after I post this.:) Regardless, we need an update!

:crankey:


--------------------



:murray:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleblissedout
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder Flag
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7919647 - 01/23/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

It was posted yesterday, so drinks are tonight! Ohhhh yeah!:snowman:


--------------------



:murray:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDeathCompany
Oneironaut
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 12,662
Loc: Somewhere in my head
Last seen: 9 months, 29 days
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7919652 - 01/23/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Hazzah, good luck to you bro, not that you need it:borat:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesucklesworth
Lick me where Ipee
Registered: 08/01/03
Posts: 54,259
Loc: If I was up yer ass you'd...
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7919700 - 01/23/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

I can't be bothered to read this whole thread but the first post was great - hope it works out for ya danny.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleblissedout
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder Flag
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: sucklesworth]
    #7919746 - 01/23/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

It's a good thread, though. Good reading.


--------------------



:murray:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
Male


Registered: 06/06/03
Posts: 61,024
Loc: the sky
Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: sucklesworth]
    #7920198 - 01/23/08 03:11 PM (16 years, 9 days ago)

Thanks Burt.


--------------------
Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* poem/prose i wrote for some girl today. Worldbridger 305 0 09/08/05 08:29 AM
by Worldbridger
* Girls.
( 1 2 3 all )
Phluck 6,222 48 07/29/05 06:43 PM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* Why guys don't "get" girls
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 all )
Gillette 14,798 171 09/28/05 12:22 AM
by oDin
* .
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
dr_gonz 6,602 80 07/11/05 09:49 PM
by psilibros05
* Hookah Girl
( 1 2 3 4 all )
RandalFlagg 6,111 72 11/23/05 09:54 AM
by novorua
* How to win a girls heart?
( 1 2 3 all )
Kenny7822 5,212 58 09/10/05 12:20 PM
by FooMan
* I need randalflagg!
( 1 2 3 all )
Captain Loafy McPoopdick 4,865 50 09/24/05 12:11 AM
by Tranceharper
* Questioning the integrity of some Myspace girls
( 1 2 3 all )
RandalFlagg 4,785 55 02/05/06 10:41 AM
by Krishna

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
4,646 topic views. 3 members, 49 guests and 33 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 15 queries.