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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7902000 - 01/19/08 02:26 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

yet she may also be wondering about his agenda. i say just go with the flow and be aware. :thumbup:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7902170 - 01/19/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:congrats:

Nice one! I like your writing style, too. You're pretty neat. I'm sorry to hear that you and your girl broke up, but it sounds like things are looking up. Good luck and keep us posted on how things progress. Oh and pics ort at least one pic is in order. Yay!!

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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7902196 - 01/19/08 03:25 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:woot: !!! I agree with the sentiments above.
Except the part about sticking it in her butt. That's gay. Except for some chicks that might like that. But they'd have to be pretty convincing.

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Have you ever ate steak around a dog?  The dog's ears perk up and he starts drooling and no matter how much you yell at him, ignore him, or humilitate him he keeps his eyes latched onto the steak.  That's how us guys are with pussy.




LOL. Analogy of the month.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7902551 - 01/19/08 05:05 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:

She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.

Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.




Right on dude...  This girl fell into your lap; she already likes you, no pressure to be extra dynamic and interesting. 

This calls for a :monkeydance:

I'm sure you'll keep us posted.



LOL @ jaded naysayers


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7904360 - 01/20/08 01:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:thumbup: I always like yer style, Whiskey.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7904390 - 01/20/08 01:29 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:awesome::thumbup:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7908410 - 01/21/08 03:49 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Count me among the bitter fucks. I can't wait to see how this pans out, when you're smoking pot habitually again and stuck in a miserable fucking rut with no hope or ambition. And I wanna see a pic of her too, every California chick with "soft lightly tanned skin" has a MySpace, get that shit, joo!

I agree with the guy who said that "Katy" got what she wanted when she wasn't charged for checking her coat, and with Randall's posts about the butterfaced bitch who's pointlessly and disgustingly teasing his cock and with his cartoon pic of the jewish guy asking for the girl's coat and number, that shit made me lauugh, chuckle actually.

And on that note, g'nite.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: goliath_91710]
    #7908763 - 01/21/08 08:53 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

are there any updates on this situation?


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Aninator]
    #7908781 - 01/21/08 09:00 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

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AniNator said:
are there any updates on this situation?




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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7911756 - 01/21/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Fuckin' phone tag.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911851 - 01/21/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

So, you've called her like ten times and left a bunch of desperate sounding messages? Girls really like that stuff.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7912318 - 01/21/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

I really do love reading these type of threads (the mini skunk derail just added that extra charm you need to get bumped into the truly great thread category.) 

Good luck!  :cheers:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Toddo]
    #7914670 - 01/22/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Drinks tomorrow night. :yesnod:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7914696 - 01/22/08 01:29 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

:banana:

Good for you! Is she into psychedelics, or do you even know? That would grease the wheels abit to have a mild dose with her. I'm not talking about on the 1st set of dates. I meant for like the 2nd phase of the dating thing. It may be too soon to even mention that. Let's just get through the initial ice breaking phase and then on to bigger things. I wish you luck, charm, and grace, my friend. 


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7914702 - 01/22/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)



Good luck


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7914714 - 01/22/08 01:35 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Haha, psychedelics, we'll walk that bridge when we come to it. If she remembers my name and conversations we had, then she probably remembers that I always brought up LSD in class and interpreted Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49 in the framework of an LSD trip...

Anyway, I know that she smokes, and that I haven't for 2 weeks, and that if anything makes me buckle, it'll be a cute girl with a joint.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7914735 - 01/22/08 01:40 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

Ohhhh yeah!


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: blissedout]
    #7916169 - 01/22/08 06:20 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

heh i wish my gf would smoke with me, thatd be the most awesome thing ever... besides tripping during sex

but alas, she hates drugs... im trying to break through to her, no pun intended


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7916223 - 01/22/08 06:29 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

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Zinglons Acolyte said:
heh i wish my gf would smoke with me, thatd be the most awesome thing ever... besides tripping during sex

but alas, she hates drugs... im trying to break through to her, no pun intended




Put some liquid acid on your dick and fuck her.:macdre:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7916264 - 01/22/08 06:38 PM (16 years, 10 days ago)

lol that would be a BAD idea
like instant bad trip, she doesnt have the mental control needed for entheogens, she can barely handle weed and dont ask me why


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