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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901088 - 01/19/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Sounds like things have really come together in just the right way at just the right time.  Best wishes!  :shineon:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901093 - 01/19/08 10:49 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:
Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.




:razz:

Have fun having your heart ripped out and stomped on by this female harpy.  :smirk:




I think we're just trying to get the guy's head's out of the clouds when they post shit like this and we respond.

Cynical, jaded, these words don't apply.  What word does?... Realism.

Good luck OMR, hopefully something comes from it.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901116 - 01/19/08 10:58 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

:yesnod:

Yesterday this girl I've been doing lately calls me and says, "Let's hang out".  I say, "Sure." 

She's a butterface (nice body...ugly face).  And the sex is the worst I've ever had.  But, I was horny.  So, I bought a pizza and some good beer and picked her up. 

She completely rebuffs my advances.  Bitch...I spent $20 on you and you made it seem like I was going to get some and then you don't put out?  She even started to take her pants off and then she's like, "Oh...I just started my period...whoops" and pulled them back up.  Keee-rist.  I think she was just shoving it my face that she wasn't going to fuck me.

Shit like this is why I'm cynical.  I went upstairs and serviced myself while she sat on the couch downstairs.  That, my friends, is pathetic.  :smirk:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901124 - 01/19/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Whoops. Double post on how pathetic I am.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901139 - 01/19/08 11:05 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

If you can't get in her pants you can always put the sheeny curse on her.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901141 - 01/19/08 11:05 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
:yesnod:

Yesterday this girl I've been doing lately calls me and says, "Let's hang out".  I say, "Sure." 

She's a butterface (nice body...ugly face).  And the sex is the worst I've ever had.  But, I was horny.  So, I bought a pizza and some good beer and picked her up. 

She completely rebuffs my advances.  Bitch...I spent $20 on you and you made it seem like I was going to get some and then you don't put out?  She even started to take her pants off and then she's like, "Oh...I just started my period...whoops" and pulled them back up.  Keee-rist.  I think she was just shoving it my face that she wasn't going to fuck me.

Shit like this is why I'm cynical.  I went upstairs and serviced myself while she sat on the couch downstairs.  That, my friends, is pathetic.  :smirk:





Why didn't you at least get her rosy palm to service you?


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901173 - 01/19/08 11:15 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

She's playing "hard to get". I think she's testing me to see if I actually like her (which I don't really). She won't call me for a week and then she'll call me several times in one day. Sometimes she'll just sit there obviously shoving it my face that I'm not going to get any and then sometimes she jumps on my dick.

She likes to have control over guys. And let's face it...sex is a great way to control us. Have you ever ate steak around a dog? The dog's ears perk up and he starts drooling and no matter how much you yell at him, ignore him, or humilitate him he keeps his eyes latched onto the steak. That's how us guys are with pussy.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901179 - 01/19/08 11:17 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901195 - 01/19/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)



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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901196 - 01/19/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...




I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal in Colorado.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901197 - 01/19/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

L O L


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901231 - 01/19/08 11:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I usually give the family dog a piece of my steak.  :smirk:

And I mean that in only one way...




I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal in Colorado.




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Bestiality is legal (or at least not expressly outlawed) in these U.S. states:

Alaska
Arizona
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Iowa
Kentucky
Louisiana
Missouri
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
Ohio
Oregon
South Dakota
Texas
Vermont
Washington
West Virginia
Wyoming




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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7901234 - 01/19/08 11:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Well, rock on with the dog cock then man!


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901241 - 01/19/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

I'm afraid I've ruined your thread.

My deepest apologies.  :sad:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7901256 - 01/19/08 11:32 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

lol randall.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901463 - 01/19/08 12:28 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Awesome situation.  And it was fun to read  :thumbup:

good luck


Edited by Kamin (01/19/08 12:28 PM)


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901519 - 01/19/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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OneLessForeskin said:
Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.




Yo dawg, bitches ain't nothing but slut ass bitches, y0.


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Kamin]
    #7901549 - 01/19/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Kamin said:
Awesome situation.  And it was fun to read  :thumbup:

good luck




If it was fun to read, then my work here is done.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901903 - 01/19/08 02:00 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

What happened with Lucy?  :confused:


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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7901940 - 01/19/08 02:11 PM (16 years, 13 days ago)

i always go into these type of situations skeptical.

maybe she just came out of a relationship and is looking for a rebound. maybe she thinks you'll be a guy that she can use. maybe she's into someone that she has seen you with.

i've noticed that girls can be just as shady as guys, but of course, not all are.

take it slow and be careful. i wish you the best of luck.


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