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OneMoreRobot3021



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Man, I'm swooning.
#7900117 - 01/19/08 02:04 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Tonight, a girl came to the coat check. Her name's Katy and there was a time, when my girlfriend (who I just broke up with recently..) and I were not together yet but I was trying to woo her, and this girl Katy and I were in a summer class together. We smoked pot together once. We laughed together. She was beautiful, like a ray of California sunshine, just in town for a month to take this class. It was the greatest class of my college career.
Post World War II American Fiction. Ralph Ellison's The Invisible Man. Thomas Pynchon's The Crying of Lot 49. Don DeLillo's Mao II. I pined for her. With her tresses, her soft lightly tanned skin, the tops of her cheeks. I remember thinking I wanted to kiss her cheeks where they firmed up, below her eyes, when she smiled. Not to say there weren't far smuttier things I wanted to do to her. I was a smitten kitten. And though we hung out and talked I felt I was completely and utterly out of her league. This California girl with her smile and her breasts and her body and the way she seemed to walk on air. No way I had a chance at that.
So tonight she walked up to the coat check and she said "You're Danny, right?" Remembered me. It's been four and a halfyears I think. You're Danny, she says. Remembers me. From class. I was so stoned back then, all the time. I barely remember any details. And she remembers the littlest things, about our interactions, moments spent together, conversation. Is it possible? She was pining for me like I was for her? I couldn't remember our teacher's name, and she said she was still in touch with her. So I asked her to write it down for me in my journal and she said, "Can I write my name too? And my number?"
God. Blown away. You? You want to give me your number? Later on she came back and we flirted. A lot. Great conversation. She smelled like musky honey. I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her. She blew a kiss to me. The coat check ended up smelling like her the entire night, that sweet musk soaked into the fur lining of her jacket. Infesting my mind, my thoughts. I was getting lusty.
She left the show early, and she stopped by the coat check. She talked to me for a while. She said to me - SHE, said to ME...beautiful girl said to goblin-face-with-mop-on-head - "So am I going to see you again? Are you going to call me?" Jesus christ are you serious? Of course I'm going to. OF COURSE. This is life and I want to live it. I'm doing the things that feel right. We hugged. We hugged again and I said good night and she made me promise to call her.
Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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CALL HER NOW!
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jewunit
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I gave her her coat so she could go smoke a Nat Sherman, and when she came back put it aside in a spot I'd remember and didn't charge her.
She got what she wanted out of the relationship.
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OneMoreRobot3021



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I tell ya, I'm bad at this "girls" thing. See, I've spent the last six years in two separate heavy relationships, and that's about it. I've only slept with two women, those women. Great women - well, the most recent, but the first not so much. So being flirted with, having self-confidence (side effect of being THC-free for 2 weeks, I've noticed), these things are new to me.
I've never been on a "date," either, just hung out with girls that I thought were cool, which I guess is what is gonna happen with this girl too. But I do find myself for the first time in my life sort of thinking in terms of "games"...stupid shit like "so, when DO I actually call her?" I'm not asking the Shroomery for advice on that by the way, I'm pretty sure I'll call her Sunday to make plans for Monday. She said she's trying to quit pot too but failing at it - if there's one thing that could make me buckle and smoke while trying to take a break, it's probably a beautiful girl with a joint.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: jewunit]
#7900135 - 01/19/08 02:11 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Haha, jaded Shroomery boys FTL. I post about girl shit on here but I'm never gonna ask for advice here. I'll just get dr_gonz telling me all women are bitches, RandalFlagg telling me a variation on the same thing, etc etc. I actually have faith in the male-female interaction game.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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jewunit
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I'm just fuckin' with ya.
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wrestler_az
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pics, or it never happened...
or something 
anyway, good luck with that. think of me when youre hittin it.
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: jewunit]
#7900155 - 01/19/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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I thought maybe you were one of them.
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jewunit
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Kind of, but not to that extreme. And I don't place the blame solely on the females shoulders.
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OneMoreRobot3021



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P.s. is this redheaded girl hot or what? So glad I clicked on that ad.
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/idyslexiaheart/Female
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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OneLessForeskin said: P.s. is this redheaded girl hot or what? So glad I clicked on that ad.
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/idyslexiaheart/Female
Yeah, she's somewhat hot.
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Tangerines




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Girls don't like me.
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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Tangerines]
#7900177 - 01/19/08 02:23 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Tangerines said: Girls don't like me.
Why?
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Tangerines




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Well obviously I do not know.  So far my batting avg is probably around 0-1242
Give or take
The important fact is I have 0 hits.
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
Yowza. Smitten Kitten Reprise.
...well said...
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Skunk420


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Bitches aint shit
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usg543
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
#7900230 - 01/19/08 02:35 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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all stoner chicks are crazy
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: usg543]
#7900239 - 01/19/08 02:38 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Try having an ex-crack bitch before she met you..
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Re: Man, I'm swooning. [Re: Skunk420]
#7900244 - 01/19/08 02:39 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Try not being a faggot.
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