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One Ounce!
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One Ounce! What substance were you thinking of first when you heard mention of an ounce?
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898494 - 01/18/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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marijuana of course
and you are referring to? silver, gold, mushrooms?
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: mikeytro]
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898503 - 01/18/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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and you are referring to? silver, gold, mushrooms?
Thats what I thought of first
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898505 - 01/18/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898507 - 01/18/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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An ounce of platinum is kind of attractive.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898508 - 01/18/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Instantly thought of an ounce of marijuana.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898509 - 01/18/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Damn I was expecting a story about how you bought an ounce of weed or something. Way to let me down
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: trepanib]
#7898521 - 01/18/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Yeah, I was expecting pictures of an ounce of pot.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: trepanib]
#7898523 - 01/18/08 06:07 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Wanna hear my story about when "someone" grew weed and "someone" harvested a total of 15 pounds
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Re: One Ounce! *DELETED* [Re: trepanib]
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898533 - 01/18/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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and you are referring to? silver, gold, mushrooms?
Any substance you think of first at the mention of the word ounce.
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Thats what I thought of first
cause ur a jew =P greedy jews and their jew-gold!
and u ripped me off i wanted to see some bud porn =(
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cause ur a jew =P greedy jews and their jew-gold!
This is the second time you approach me with antisemitic remarks.
I'm not even a Jew, I wonder what gave you that idea. If you think bigotry will make you popular at the shroomery you got another thing coming.
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i wouldnt mind having a jew for a president, hed fix the economy and make us a rich country again with his magical jew money powers!
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898547 - 01/18/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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cause ur a jew =P greedy jews and their jew-gold!
This is the second time you approach me with antisemitic remarks.
I'm not even a Jew, I wonder what gave you that idea.
lol i know, thats why its funny jew gold is a reference to south park
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898550 - 01/18/08 06:13 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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How about one ounce of LSD crystal! now that would be trippy, I would be scared to own it though..
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898558 - 01/18/08 06:14 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I would make one of my unsuspecting friends carry a sealed bottle of it in his backpack.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898559 - 01/18/08 06:14 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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meth, maybe a lil crack wid it
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What would you tell this person it was when they found it?
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In the context of it being in The Pub on The Shroomery, I first thought "reefer"
Elsewhere, like in a parenting magazine, I would have thought "titty milk"
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898573 - 01/18/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Oh they won't find it. They're carrying it while in transit from one public place to another. I would remove it from their possession the moment I was in a private location.
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cause ur a jew =P greedy jews and their jew-gold!
I wish you wouldn't make jokes about Jews. My Great Uncle died in a concentration camp. Bastard fell off the guard tower.
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Yea i was thinking of cannabis.
And yes, i want to hear the story of someone harvesting fifteen pounds of the herb.
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That is good, OMG.. Imagine how long you would be in prison for simple possession of that much acid?
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898614 - 01/18/08 06:28 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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DMT!
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: bw86]
#7898627 - 01/18/08 06:31 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I heard that would be better, I have never tried dmt..but an ounce of shrooms or weed would be good too.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898631 - 01/18/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Hence why my unsuspecting buddy would be the one carrying it.
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I guess an ounce of lsd crystal wouldnt be that huge, so you could hide it well..
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898654 - 01/18/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898657 - 01/18/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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In fact, it's probably possible to grind it up like sugar, and mix it in with actual sugar, so that it's nearly impossible to stand out as something illegal.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Coaster]
#7898666 - 01/18/08 06:41 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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YAY BUD PORN!!! *fap fap fap* ohh yes!! show me those trichomes!!!! *splurt
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true, i guess..i dunno? But what if this friend thinks it sugar and puts some in some coffee?
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898683 - 01/18/08 06:48 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Well when i saw you W_S as the starter of this thread i immediately thought of gold, seeing as you have a fascination with it lately. However i normally associate an ounce to weed.
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I thought silver was his fetish.....
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I thought of an ounce of cognac. I dont know why...
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I thought about an ounce of shards..
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ugg, i was thinking the same thing,, I had an eightball of shards before, it lasted me a month, I was also smoking pot too, I never have abused meth, I just controlled the use of it, the times I used it.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7898800 - 01/18/08 07:22 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Yeah i thought i was controlling it for a while but then it got way out of hand.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Gumby]
#7898803 - 01/18/08 07:24 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I could have been there, but i only did so much at a time, and yes I have been into court rehab with people that used meth for over 20 years, it is still huge in Utah.. I would rather smoke some crack.. or coke.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898888 - 01/18/08 07:43 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Weed, coke
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898946 - 01/18/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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i thought of a scale
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898959 - 01/18/08 08:03 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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honestly, i though of a shot of whiskey, but maybe that's b/c its Friday.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7898980 - 01/18/08 08:09 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I was thinking of marijuana, thought maybe there was a contest.
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you have over 70,000 posts and u have talked shit on me.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7899007 - 01/18/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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gold then weed
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7899284 - 01/18/08 09:20 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: fapjack]
#7899314 - 01/18/08 09:26 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7899441 - 01/18/08 09:55 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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plus u posted underage...just like I said wtf?
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7899463 - 01/18/08 10:00 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm 22 dipshit.
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i posted 4 the first time on here at the young age of 32
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Well I guess I was 17 when I regged, but they weren't banning people under 18 then.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7899468 - 01/18/08 10:02 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I don't know if I'll make it that long.
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I'm 22 dipshit.
yes as your poopet, im 36 beatch! um sick of fuckers like you getting on here at 17 and shit. as other pOOpets
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i can make it im an old geezer..hahahaa
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7899483 - 01/18/08 10:05 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I'm 22 dipshit.
yes as your poopet, im 36 beatch! um sick of fuckers like you getting on here at 17 and shit. as other pOOpets
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atleast i dont have the most post of them all!!
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your the winner!!
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Skunk420]
#7899522 - 01/18/08 10:16 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
HELLA_TIGHT said: What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm 22 dipshit.
blah blah , the one with 70,000+++ post count!!!
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Asante]
#7899724 - 01/18/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Weed... and you know it.
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Re: One Ounce! [Re: Rose]
#7899744 - 01/18/08 11:15 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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its all context, as said before... in this forum you can assume either weed or shrooms
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