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Which would you rather!?
#7895761 - 01/18/08 12:54 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I'm bored, so lets see if this makes any sense:
I'll post a "would-you-rather" scenario, then the person who responds to it gets to post their answer (and an explanation if desired) along with their own "would-you-rather" scenario, to which the next poster replies to and posts their own... ad infinitum.
**You can't pick neither! ***You can't pick both either!!! (Under punishment of eternal shame!)
So here goes:
Would you rather have dinner with Ann Coulter or Bill O'Reilly?
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Edited by MeatyVitamin (01/18/08 01:47 AM)
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895784 - 01/18/08 01:05 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Ann Coulter because I am more adept at ignoring what a girl is saying and just nodding my head than I am with a guy.
Would you rather....
be jizzed on by Snuffleupagus or tag teamed by Mayor McCheese and Grimace
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895786 - 01/18/08 01:05 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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jizzed on. it would be quick and I wouldnt suffer mental trauma
would you rather hammer a toothpick under your finger nail or poke yourself in the eyeball with a needle?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Smushroom]
#7895793 - 01/18/08 01:07 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lol I'm just gonna sit this one out so as not to disrupt the time-space of this threat :O
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895796 - 01/18/08 01:08 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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toothpick under nail---nails heal
would you rather go to jail or go to war if given the choice?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: alphabeatu]
#7895806 - 01/18/08 01:10 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I'd go to jail, at least you're gonna come out alive...
Would you rather lose your mother or your wife/husband?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895827 - 01/18/08 01:19 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Mother. Your parents passing is a part of life nearly everyone must go through and as such I think I would be a little more prepared for it. I think.
Burn alive or drown?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895829 - 01/18/08 01:21 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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drown.. much less painful... even though i have a huge fear of drowning..
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895834 - 01/18/08 01:22 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Drown, less pain involved.
Would you rather die painlessly in a nuclear holocaust or a painful death in the hospital, but 100 million people not dying (as opposed to the nucrear war) Pain Relief or Messiah?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7895837 - 01/18/08 01:23 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Waxing for sure. Would you rather find out your wife cheated on you by a paternity test when the kid was 18 or find out when the kid was born?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895841 - 01/18/08 01:24 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Nuclear Holocaust, i always said i wanted to go down in a blaze of glory.
And I'd rather find out when the kid was born, so I could not raise the bastards ass with my dollars.
Would you rather be banned from the Shroomery forever or from Youtube?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7895842 - 01/18/08 01:24 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Take it up the ass, easy one.
Would you rather take 25.000 mcg of LSD or an IV injection with a quarter gram of pure meth? (provided you won't die on either)
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895844 - 01/18/08 01:25 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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LOL this thread is becoming a mess
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895846 - 01/18/08 01:25 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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LSD... ill take 200 mics IV:)... would you rather win 3 million but have to donate all but 100 thousand to various charities? or win a million and keep it all for yourself?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895853 - 01/18/08 01:28 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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3 Mill. Would you rather get shot in the knee or the elbow?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895856 - 01/18/08 01:28 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Win the million, sorry.
Would you rather have your current computer explode, or the Shroomery going offline forever?
(elbow, nondominant arm)
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895860 - 01/18/08 01:30 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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shroomery goes,im broke
would you rather be rich and hated or poor and loved?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895862 - 01/18/08 01:30 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Computer explode. Eaten alive by ants or by lions?
Poor and loved.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895864 - 01/18/08 01:31 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Shroomery offline. Sorry.
I'd miss my iTunes a bit more.
Wold you rather freeze to death or have a red hot poker inserted into the orifice of your choice??
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895866 - 01/18/08 01:32 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lions... would you rather live on an extremely crowded island or by yourself in nyc?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895868 - 01/18/08 01:33 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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By myself in NYC for sure. Would you rather spank Jessica Alba or give Jessica Biel a titty twister?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895869 - 01/18/08 01:33 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Eaten by lions while poor and loved.
Get blasted with pepperspray or zapped with a full battery charge of a Tazer?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895870 - 01/18/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Both.
Would you rather swim in piss or eat a taco?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895871 - 01/18/08 01:34 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Tazers aren't that bad. Piss a marble or shit a softball?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895878 - 01/18/08 01:37 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Eat a taco, even if that taco involved cunnilingus i'd rather shit a soft-ball and wouldn't be surprised if I haven't already!
Would you rather be banned from Shroomery altogether or only allowed to post on OTD?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895880 - 01/18/08 01:38 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Banned.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895881 - 01/18/08 01:38 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Both.
Would you rather go to school post-college, for 5 extra years to get a doctorate... or just live out your adult life?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895885 - 01/18/08 01:39 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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school... would you rather eat peyote with a peyote shaman or drink ayahuasca with an aya shaman?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895887 - 01/18/08 01:42 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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ayahuasca
Would you rather get up at dawn or sleep till noon?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895888 - 01/18/08 01:42 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Ayahuasca.
Would you rather fill in taxes for 5 people, or endure the very summit of orgasmic pleasure for the same duration of time?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895893 - 01/18/08 01:45 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Both.
Hey... 3rd time's the funny one. 
Would you rather listen to opera or a chainsaw?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895897 - 01/18/08 01:46 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Cervantes, you're abusing the choice privilege now i have to edit the initial post to say you can't pick both. Lol, its because of people like you DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK. Haha, just messing around. But seriously no picking both or i'll hunt you down in your sleep.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895901 - 01/18/08 01:49 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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would you rather eat whats in my left hand or right hand?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895902 - 01/18/08 01:49 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Opera.
Would you rather have a root canal at the dentist or being trapped in a Shroomery Gathering Camp with ten of the worst douches for two weeks?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895906 - 01/18/08 01:50 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Like I said in my last post. The third time WAS the funny one.
I know when a joke is running thin.
You forgot to answer.
Come on. Don't derail your own thread. 
Opera or chainsaw?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7895909 - 01/18/08 01:52 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said: Would you rather have a root canal at the dentist or being trapped in a Shroomery Gathering Camp with ten of the worst douches for two weeks?
That really depends on where the gathering was... and if the douches had herb... and who gets to pick the ten douchebags in the first place.
But I'm gonna say gathering.
In gale force winds, would you rather ride a small boat on the ocean or a helicopter in a canyon?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895914 - 01/18/08 01:54 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I'd rather opera, its not that bad.
Would you rather keep posting both or be hunted down in your sleep?!
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895925 - 01/18/08 02:00 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Sleep.
Would you rather loose all your hair, or a finger?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895929 - 01/18/08 02:01 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Both. Would you rather get tea bagged by a man or a woman?
Clarification: Women teabagging involves used tampons.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895932 - 01/18/08 02:04 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Man... but only if it is Wiccan.
Would you rather use paper or plastic?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895938 - 01/18/08 02:09 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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paper. would you rather fuck amy whinehouse or courtney love?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895939 - 01/18/08 02:09 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Paper.
Would you rather live the life you live now or the best possible, most fun life humanly possible, but on an alien planet alway from everyyone you know?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: danlennon3]
#7895940 - 01/18/08 02:10 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Whinehouse.
Would you rather watch Star Trek or Next Generation?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Rose]
#7895946 - 01/18/08 02:14 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Life is only as good as the contrast between the best and the worst IMO so i'd stay put, and I'd watch the Next Generation any day over Shatner's terrible acting.
Who would you rather fistfight: Jesus or Muhammad?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895949 - 01/18/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Jesus.
Kill yourself or your mother?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7895950 - 01/18/08 02:18 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Muhammad. Would you rather find out the girl you fucked was underage and go to jail for 20 or find out she had Herpesypihgonorhealepititis Type B?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Legend9123]
#7895951 - 01/18/08 02:19 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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My mother, for givin birth to such a child so ungrateful he'd kill her sooner than himself!
Probably the herpes, prison just isn't a good place for the likes of me.
Would you rather feel like you always have to take a shit or take a piss for the rest of your life.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7896056 - 01/18/08 04:36 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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piss, its would get harder to walk needing to take a shit
Would you rather never have another orgasm for the rest of your life or orgasm everytime you touched another person for the rest of your life.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Smushroom]
#7896318 - 01/18/08 07:45 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Question: Would you rather syphon the bile/vomit out of someone's throat, then gargle, or suck the poo out of someone's asshole?
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vomit outta a mouth is infinitely less g3y then shite from an arsehole
but I'm just curious if it would be preferable to sex with an animal (pig, lets say) or a very large / sweaty woman that gets incredibly clingy afterwards?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7896767 - 01/18/08 10:01 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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woman. Would you rather have sex with a donkey or with halle berry but she's been dead for 6 hours.
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On behalf of Muppet:
Halle Berry. May even wait ANOTHER hour;-)
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it's too bad I just answered the last one...cause this is SO my kind of question
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: On behalf of Muppet:
Halle Berry. May even wait ANOTHER hour;-)
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you forgot to add another question though
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7896788 - 01/18/08 10:06 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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You are the man, Muppet!
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Would you rather have sex with a very agressive man that gets up and walks away afterwards or a gentle one that wants to cuddle for hours afterwards?
and you can't say neither
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Smushroom]
#7897359 - 01/18/08 01:07 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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A gentle one, thats no contest.
Would you rather get a punch in the face or a kick to the knee?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7897452 - 01/18/08 01:37 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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kick in the knee
would you rather be a pimp or a prostitute?
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see...that's a tough one right there - cause pimps have a cool ensemble / but prostitutes get to get laid
although...considering that most male prostitutes would *probably* wind up with either a fattie or another guy - I'm gonna havta go for being a pimp on this one
now let's see... would you rather live life as a cartoon character, or a video game character
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7897520 - 01/18/08 01:54 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Would you rather play World of Warcraft for a month straight, or actually live on Azeroth for a weeklong holiday?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7898312 - 01/18/08 05:17 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I'd rather live in Azeroth as long as its a PvE server...
Would you rather eat someone's shit or drink their vomit?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7898350 - 01/18/08 05:25 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Eat shit... really don't think I could manage either, but I could never drink vomit.
Would you rather play quarterback in the NFL for a whole game, naked, or play a game of NHL hockey naked? You get footwear in both cases.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7898352 - 01/18/08 05:25 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Vomit, less of a biohazard
Would you rather get $100 million and die on 2:22 on 2-2-2020 or continue life like it is now?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7898360 - 01/18/08 05:27 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said:
Would you rather get $100 million and die on 2:22 on 2-2-2020 or continue life like it is now?
Damn what a gamble that would be.
I'd say continue life, but it sure would suck to die before then.
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7898436 - 01/18/08 05:46 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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would you rather eat a big mac, vomit it up, re cook it and eat it as a sauce for a bowl of noodles OR replace the vanilla filling in a box of oreos with a layer of fat from your thigh and then eat it?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: mikeytro]
#7899003 - 01/18/08 08:16 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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 regurgitated big make for me
would you rather be eaten by piranha or crushed to death feet first in a wood chipper?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: alphabeatu]
#7899030 - 01/18/08 08:22 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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thats tough, i think a wood chipper would take longer to kill you so piranhas.
Ok.... would you rather be a midget, or a homosexual?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MrBump]
#7899303 - 01/18/08 09:24 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Edited by bort (04/08/10 12:32 PM)
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: bort]
#7899620 - 01/18/08 10:46 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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life long mushroom high FTW!
prison sentence of forty years, or mental institution for life?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7900717 - 01/19/08 08:07 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Probably the institution 'cause they'd rape me softly, unless it's the one in the new halloween, that crazy house is CRAY-Z! Which one, trapping yourself in a house with no windows or being blind?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: nmajon]
#7900718 - 01/19/08 08:09 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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trapped in house
deaf or blind?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: alphabeatu]
#7900736 - 01/19/08 08:21 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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deaf.
Have a bad trip on half a regular dose or an overload trip on twice the highest dose you are comfortable with?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7900747 - 01/19/08 08:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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double dose.
be trapped in a room for eternity with John Leguizamo or be John Leguizamo ?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7900750 - 01/19/08 08:26 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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overload trip for shizzle
heroin overdose or life asa tweaker?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Asante]
#7900756 - 01/19/08 08:28 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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overload trip
crippled from the neck down with a tongue like gene symonds or a four limbless amputee with a massive penis?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: alphabeatu]
#7903611 - 01/19/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Massive penis for sure... That way you have a massive penis and a working tongue...
Would you rather have been born or not have been born?
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I'd rather have been born.
Would you rather die and be re-incarnated infinitely or go to heaven when you die?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: MeatyVitamin]
#7903627 - 01/19/08 09:08 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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indefinite reincarnation FTW!
would you rather have been born a male or a female?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7903645 - 01/19/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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A male stuck in a females body.... ie a lesbian..
Would you rather fuck a Lady boy or a Man She?
Lady boy being a lady with a dick Man she being a Man with a minge.
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Quote:
JonnyDeformed said: Lady boy being a lady with a dick Man she being a Man with a minge.
I've always thought of 'lady bois' as being incredibly effeminine men, and 'man shes' as being butch ass bull dyke types
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7903661 - 01/19/08 09:18 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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just answer the question... lol
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that's just it though:
if it were a bull dyke verses a flamer - then I'd go with the dyke (cause she'd at least look like a woman...sorta) but if it's transvestites of opposing sexes - then I'd probably good with the 'guy' (cause he too would look like a woman)
cause for me - it's more about foreplay really
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7903701 - 01/19/08 09:33 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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in either case though:
would you prefer to live a long/boring life, or a quick/exciting one?
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Re: Which would you rather!? [Re: Muppet]
#7903717 - 01/19/08 09:37 PM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Yeah, thats the way I'm leaning.. Decided, lady boy it is then.
I'd go with a quick/exciting one...
Would you rather be an Afghan in America or an American in Afghanistan?
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Afghan in America
Would you rather eat a shit sandwich or go to jail for 5 years?
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