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favorite pick uplines from girls
    #7893321 - 01/17/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"
"what r we gonna have for breakfast"
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893375 - 01/17/08 03:04 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




I had a girl at a bar one night look at my feet and laugh... I asked what was
funny and she mentioned big hands and feet... I showed her it wasnt accurate


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893378 - 01/17/08 03:05 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

if i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

..is my favorite


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893390 - 01/17/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I heard that you were going to kill yourself...?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7893411 - 01/17/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

That's your favorite pick-up line?  :confused:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7893443 - 01/17/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

So you showed her that you have a small penis? :confused:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Quarryman]
    #7893465 - 01/17/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

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Quarryman said:
So you showed her that you have a small penis? :confused:




:lol:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: sam420]
    #7893546 - 01/17/08 03:43 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i got banned another forum for saying that shit.

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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893574 - 01/17/08 03:50 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




My aunt said that to me. :nonono:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893606 - 01/17/08 03:55 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i always improvise, i have no lines :cool:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7893680 - 01/17/08 04:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Fav line a girl says or fav line a girl has heard?

The only line I have ever used was "Want to go burn a joint?" That took us somewhere alone and things just happened naturally. I never was one to try to pick up men. I really like to know a guy first.

Best one I've ever heard? You are the sexiest woman in the room.

Stupidest one: You have beautiful blue eyes. My eyes are hazel. The blacklight made them look blue. He later tried to impress me by smashing a beer mug across his forehead. Needless to say he got no play.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7893710 - 01/17/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

did you just fart?
because you blow me away.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
    #7893720 - 01/17/08 04:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893727 - 01/17/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"Want to go out for some sex and pizza?"
"eww no"
"Why? you don't like pizza?"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893741 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

d00d u gotta be slick. Lyke if u kno a bitch u just gotta ask if she's DTF. Not even kidding it worked once but shes a ho.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893742 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"





:rofl2: the lawlz at the end totally did it for me


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7893745 - 01/17/08 04:19 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
    #7893749 - 01/17/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lawls said:
did you just fart?
because you blow me away.



:awesome:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893780 - 01/17/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

dtf = down to fuck

nothin' gets past me :laugh:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893785 - 01/17/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.




good choice.
i wouldn't have liked it otherwise


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7893787 - 01/17/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

of course DTF is down to fuck thats why i asked her if she was DTF and she said yes = me happy


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893800 - 01/17/08 04:27 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Did you say down to fuck or just 'DTF'?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893811 - 01/17/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i said "DTF"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893829 - 01/17/08 04:33 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Doe Toe Foe :confused: wtf


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7893839 - 01/17/08 04:34 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Down To Fuck


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893868 - 01/17/08 04:39 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

deep thrilling feelings


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7894087 - 01/17/08 05:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

the one i use mostly

"whats goody"
"how old are you"
"is that your boyfriend"

the ones used on me, well all i gotta says is "it so cold in here!" comin from a girl with a particular peircing:smirk:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Konyap]
    #7894146 - 01/17/08 05:55 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

hey baby are your parents retarded ........ cause you sure are special


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: fee]
    #7894524 - 01/17/08 07:26 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"Can I have a ride on your motorcycle?" or "do they really call that a milwakee vibrator?" worked every time


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7894655 - 01/17/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"




This one is stolen from a commercial in Canada for a text service that sends you pickup lines on your phone. :rofl:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Wysefool]
    #7894947 - 01/17/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

well ____ can go fuck himself, "original line" HE LIED.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: fee]
    #7895012 - 01/17/08 09:23 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

fee said:
hey baby are your parents retarded ........ cause you sure are special



:lol:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7895022 - 01/17/08 09:26 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




My aunt said that to me. :nonono:




Did it work?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7895049 - 01/17/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

If a girl opened me with a pickup line I probably wouldn't want anything to do with her. Girls feel the same way about guys, just in case you men hadn't realized that yet. Pickup lines are universally ineffective in this day and age. They disgust me.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: it stars saddam]
    #7895096 - 01/17/08 09:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Not if its a dumb bird or a ho...


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