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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7893787 - 01/17/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

of course DTF is down to fuck thats why i asked her if she was DTF and she said yes = me happy


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893800 - 01/17/08 04:27 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Did you say down to fuck or just 'DTF'?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893811 - 01/17/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i said "DTF"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893829 - 01/17/08 04:33 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Doe Toe Foe :confused: wtf


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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Disco Cat]
    #7893839 - 01/17/08 04:34 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Down To Fuck


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893868 - 01/17/08 04:39 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

deep thrilling feelings


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7894087 - 01/17/08 05:41 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

the one i use mostly

"whats goody"
"how old are you"
"is that your boyfriend"

the ones used on me, well all i gotta says is "it so cold in here!" comin from a girl with a particular peircing:smirk:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Konyap]
    #7894146 - 01/17/08 05:55 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

hey baby are your parents retarded ........ cause you sure are special


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: fee]
    #7894524 - 01/17/08 07:26 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"Can I have a ride on your motorcycle?" or "do they really call that a milwakee vibrator?" worked every time


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7894655 - 01/17/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

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learningtofly said:
My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"




This one is stolen from a commercial in Canada for a text service that sends you pickup lines on your phone. :rofl:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Wysefool]
    #7894947 - 01/17/08 09:04 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

well ____ can go fuck himself, "original line" HE LIED.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: fee]
    #7895012 - 01/17/08 09:23 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

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fee said:
hey baby are your parents retarded ........ cause you sure are special



:lol:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7895022 - 01/17/08 09:26 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




My aunt said that to me. :nonono:




Did it work?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7895049 - 01/17/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

If a girl opened me with a pickup line I probably wouldn't want anything to do with her. Girls feel the same way about guys, just in case you men hadn't realized that yet. Pickup lines are universally ineffective in this day and age. They disgust me.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: it stars saddam]
    #7895096 - 01/17/08 09:42 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Not if its a dumb bird or a ho...


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