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lucid
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favorite pick uplines from girls
#7893321 - 01/17/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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"u know what they say aboot men with big feet" "what r we gonna have for breakfast"
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Prisoner#1
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
#7893375 - 01/17/08 03:04 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lucid said: "u know what they say aboot men with big feet"
I had a girl at a bar one night look at my feet and laugh... I asked what was funny and she mentioned big hands and feet... I showed her it wasnt accurate
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
#7893378 - 01/17/08 03:05 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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if i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
..is my favorite
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RandalFlagg
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
#7893390 - 01/17/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I heard that you were going to kill yourself...?
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Veritas


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7893411 - 01/17/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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That's your favorite pick-up line?
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Quarryman
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
#7893443 - 01/17/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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So you showed her that you have a small penis?
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sam420
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Quarryman]
#7893465 - 01/17/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Quarryman said: So you showed her that you have a small penis?
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: sam420]
#7893546 - 01/17/08 03:43 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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i got banned another forum for saying that shit.
physical health and mental well being on the pregnant thread
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
#7893574 - 01/17/08 03:50 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lucid said: "u know what they say aboot men with big feet"
My aunt said that to me.
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
#7893606 - 01/17/08 03:55 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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i always improvise, i have no lines
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mushbaby
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
#7893680 - 01/17/08 04:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Fav line a girl says or fav line a girl has heard?
The only line I have ever used was "Want to go burn a joint?" That took us somewhere alone and things just happened naturally. I never was one to try to pick up men. I really like to know a guy first.
Best one I've ever heard? You are the sexiest woman in the room.
Stupidest one: You have beautiful blue eyes. My eyes are hazel. The blacklight made them look blue. He later tried to impress me by smashing a beer mug across his forehead. Needless to say he got no play.
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lawls
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
#7893710 - 01/17/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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did you just fart? because you blow me away.
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learningtofly
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
#7893720 - 01/17/08 04:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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My friend just told me this one yesterday
"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
#7893727 - 01/17/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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"Want to go out for some sex and pizza?" "eww no" "Why? you don't like pizza?"
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learningtofly
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
#7893741 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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d00d u gotta be slick. Lyke if u kno a bitch u just gotta ask if she's DTF. Not even kidding it worked once but shes a ho.
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
#7893742 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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learningtofly said: My friend just told me this one yesterday
"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"
the lawlz at the end totally did it for me
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learningtofly
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: wearejellyfish]
#7893745 - 01/17/08 04:19 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
#7893749 - 01/17/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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lawls said: did you just fart? because you blow me away.
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
#7893780 - 01/17/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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dtf = down to fuck
nothin' gets past me
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wearejellyfish
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
#7893785 - 01/17/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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learningtofly said: ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.
good choice. i wouldn't have liked it otherwise
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