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Offlinelucid
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favorite pick uplines from girls
    #7893321 - 01/17/08 02:48 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"
"what r we gonna have for breakfast"
:tongue:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893375 - 01/17/08 03:04 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




I had a girl at a bar one night look at my feet and laugh... I asked what was
funny and she mentioned big hands and feet... I showed her it wasnt accurate


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893378 - 01/17/08 03:05 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

if i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

..is my favorite


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893390 - 01/17/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I heard that you were going to kill yourself...?


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7893411 - 01/17/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

That's your favorite pick-up line?  :confused:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7893443 - 01/17/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

So you showed her that you have a small penis? :confused:


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Offlinesam420
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Quarryman]
    #7893465 - 01/17/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Quarryman said:
So you showed her that you have a small penis? :confused:




:lol:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: sam420]
    #7893546 - 01/17/08 03:43 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i got banned another forum for saying that shit.

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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lucid]
    #7893574 - 01/17/08 03:50 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lucid said:
"u know what they say aboot men with big feet"




My aunt said that to me. :nonono:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893606 - 01/17/08 03:55 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

i always improvise, i have no lines :cool:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7893680 - 01/17/08 04:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Fav line a girl says or fav line a girl has heard?

The only line I have ever used was "Want to go burn a joint?" That took us somewhere alone and things just happened naturally. I never was one to try to pick up men. I really like to know a guy first.

Best one I've ever heard? You are the sexiest woman in the room.

Stupidest one: You have beautiful blue eyes. My eyes are hazel. The blacklight made them look blue. He later tried to impress me by smashing a beer mug across his forehead. Needless to say he got no play.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7893710 - 01/17/08 04:13 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

did you just fart?
because you blow me away.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
    #7893720 - 01/17/08 04:15 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893727 - 01/17/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

"Want to go out for some sex and pizza?"
"eww no"
"Why? you don't like pizza?"


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: Tangerines]
    #7893741 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

d00d u gotta be slick. Lyke if u kno a bitch u just gotta ask if she's DTF. Not even kidding it worked once but shes a ho.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893742 - 01/17/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
My friend just told me this one yesterday

"How much does a polar bear weigh" - "I don't know?" - "Enough to break the ice lawlz! Hi, I'm ______"





:rofl2: the lawlz at the end totally did it for me


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7893745 - 01/17/08 04:19 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: lawls]
    #7893749 - 01/17/08 04:20 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

lawls said:
did you just fart?
because you blow me away.



:awesome:


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893780 - 01/17/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

dtf = down to fuck

nothin' gets past me :laugh:


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Re: favorite pick uplines from girls [Re: learningtofly]
    #7893785 - 01/17/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
ya i added the lawlz, it needed that extra something.




good choice.
i wouldn't have liked it otherwise


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