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ShortyShea
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Virus
#7892087 - 01/17/08 08:33 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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anyone know of any good viruses i can download onto my computer?
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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wocka
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boo on the virus'
i hate to get them and loose pictures n files. makes me sad, lost memories
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AroundtheSon
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Loc: Midwest.
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wtf.exe
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ShortyShea
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let me explain why I'm downloading the virus. a few months ago i went to a rent a center to rent a computer then eventually pay it off. well 2 months ago i was going through some money problems due to the holiday so i called up this rent a center and explained to them that i could pay half that day then the rest a week later. the guy had asked me what the problem was and why i didn't call sooner.
i simply told him that i was working a lot and never had the chance to get to the phone.
he then says, "well you shouldn't have a problem paying it all today if you have been working so much, right?" he couldn't have said this in a more fucked up way.
so i was like "excuse me!". then he tells me in an even more fucked up way o just bring the money in and that i had like 2 days to pay the rest.
i thought to myself that this guy is an idiot and has me fucked up. I'm not paying shit and I'm keeping the computer. Ive had the computer for about 4 months without paying it and all they have done up until yesterday is call a few times and come by once or twice. no big deal right?
well after i get off work yesterday my chick tells me that the rent place guy came by but was pounding on the door for like 10 minutes. she said she didn't answer at first cause she was asleep but the guy kept knocking harder, longer, and louder. so get this........
my chick gets up, opens the door and yells, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BANGING ON MY FUCKING DOOR!"
the guy said that he was from rent a center and he wants his computer my back. she tells him that its not her house and its not her computer so she will not let a random guy into my house. he tells her it will only take a minute and she tells him to fuck off.
then she says after going back and forth for like 5 minutes the guy actually trys to step foot in my fucking house so shes slams the door on him.
what kind of shit is that, hes going to try to step foot in my house while my chick is here by herself and pregnant. there's really nothing i can do cause they can simply call the cops and explain to them that the computer is considered stolen, which it is. they explained to me that they can do this after so long and i agreed to it. so I'm going to give back the computer with a nice little virus.
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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ApJunkie
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just search all the nastiest porn sites on the intarwebs and download everything you can. I'm sure you'll pick up some kind of nice little passenger in there somewhere
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ShortyShea
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i want to put my back ground of some pretty nasty ass scat as well with a screen saver that says "FUCK AARONS"
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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AroundtheSon
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Let me get this straight....
You signed a contract - verbal or otherwise - to rent a computer?
You failed to complete your half of the contractual agreement by paying them?
Then your going to sabotage their shit that you stole?
...your gonna get them bastards good!
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ShortyShea
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i had no problems paying them i just need like a week to pay it off. its only 100/month and i was going to pay 50 on that monday then the other 50 that friday or saturday.
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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AroundtheSon
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Quote:
ShortyShea said: i was going to pay 50 on that monday then the other 50 that friday or saturday.
"I was going to" is probably the k3y part of that sentence. Maybe another shroomerite will give you sympathy, but it sounds to me that you didn't keep your end of the deal.
Have you paid once since this whole thing went down, or are you just continuing to hold the computer without paying for it?
When was this Monday you speak of? Two months ago?
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ShortyShea
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-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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AroundtheSon
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gofuckyerself.exe < check out this virus
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bhamlaxy
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I forgot exactly how I found it, but I was looking for a key-gen for an anti-virus program (Mcafee or AVG) and I downloaded something that REALLY screwed up my computer. Just look around for sketchy looking websites that are trying to pray on people that they know don't have an antivirus. Websites like this should do the trick.
The particular virus I had first filled the computer with icons of spyware type products, didn't allow me to access most programs, including antivirus, antispyware, and microsoft word. In the end, my computer wouldn't even start. It would boot up, say "Logging onto windows", then "logging off windows", and repeat the cycle indefinitely. I brought it into my schools tech people, who said "oh my god, this is a vicious one" before pulling my files off and doing a reboot with some crazy wires and software.
I'd say search around, downloading every weird porno program or anti-virus keygen program. Turn off your anti-virus beforehand. After you have downloaded a few dozen programs, try and restart your computer.
Also, I believe there are ways to change very essential core passwords. I'm no computer genius, but maybe something like the BIOS password? Try and look up extreme ways of securing your computer, and set a bunch of random passwords. Then say you don't know how it happened, and a virus did it.
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ShortyShea
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WHOA!!!!!!! take it easy man. theres no need for those kind of low blows.
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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ShortyShea
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thanks man, ill do this in a little bit. i want to get the most out of this piece before i download the shit. there's nothing like assparade.com in the morning.
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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Robo
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Someone I met awhile ago created a website that crashes your computer and gives your viruses if you visit it, can't remember the exact address though. Otherwise, I'd gladly tell you
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Cannabischarlie
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I love assparade.com
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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ShortyShea
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if i had the money i would pay for an account but since i dont im good with the little minute videos. oh and the shit from limewire
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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Cannabischarlie
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I am sure the rent a center has run into stuff like that before. They probably have an IT guy who will just whipe the hard drive clean no matter what you do.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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ShortyShea
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i gave up on the virus thing. im just pissed that the guy talked to my chick like that and tried forcing his way in
-------------------- one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em. And sometimes you see things that aren't there Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue cause it comes from a cow's dung
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Cannabischarlie
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is he the manager? if not, report his conduct
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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