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40oz


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i talk to plants.
#7891918 - 01/17/08 07:05 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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i talk to plants.
so a little bit ago, we were having a kickback over here. it was fun awesome times as always.
but it was passed 2.am, and we ran out of beer. oh noes!!
being the smart motherfucker i am, i remembered i had a cooler in my trunk with 2 newcastles left over from a party a few days ago, which was also amazing. might i add <3
but anyway, where was i?
oh yes...i was stepping out of my house to retrieve the goodness from my trunk.
as i stepped out, i shut the door, & before i took my first step, i thought to myself, "hmm...you have some fine greenery in your pocket, you know you dont want to get caught with that"
smart thinking chris!
now what is it that i do, you ask?
i turned to the plant on my right & said, "hello mr. plant, would you be so kind ? i need to get my beer so i can unwind! will you please just hold, my little green sack?, until i swiftly get back getting back on track!."
i wedged my little baggy between his fragile leaves & he held it there, with affirmative ease.
well there you have it, i ran to my car, there were no pigs in the distance, up near nor far.
So, i took some time to say hello to Mrs. Moon, & she said to me "Sir, you best bid me your Adieus, your old man Mr. Sun is coming to burn your eyes really soon."
"...so drink your beer & go to bed, and experience the beautiful dreams inside your head"
so i told her sweet dreams & i bid her goodnight, ...that i'd be back to see her the following night.
so back to Mr. Plant it is, for me, still holding my sack ever trustfully.
"Thank you Mr. Plant, for all of your time.,
i'll remember to water you whenever you need, & i thank you soo much for holding my weed"
so here i am now writing this story for you to read, while im stoned as fuck, preparing to dream"
goodnight.
<3
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7891969 - 01/17/08 07:27 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Please don't do anymore droogs!
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7892002 - 01/17/08 07:42 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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mad!
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40oz


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Quote:
AroundtheSon said: Please don't do anymore droogs!
fuck you. i like my drugs. =)
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7893005 - 01/17/08 01:09 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Haha, I just finished watching the White Stripes video in that thread and then read your poem at the same tempo. Sounded great.
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: WScott]
#7893154 - 01/17/08 01:49 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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thank ye' =)
that is soo my future childrens bedtime story. =)
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7893176 - 01/17/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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i liked, nice one
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7893239 - 01/17/08 02:17 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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been reading your doctor seuss books again, havent you?
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40oz


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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: 40oz]
#7893301 - 01/17/08 02:39 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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What a nice tale. 5 shrooms!
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beautiful haha
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Re: i talk to plants. [Re: skiihigh]
#7893334 - 01/17/08 02:53 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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What a nice tale. 5 shrooms!
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