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Anonymous #1

Do you look at your stool after you take a shit?
    #7891418 - 01/17/08 12:44 AM (16 years, 16 days ago)

everytime? I think I do 95% of the time.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891430 - 01/17/08 12:51 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

uummm...no  :what:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7891432 - 01/17/08 12:52 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Yes. I take pictures too.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7891440 - 01/17/08 12:55 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Yes, I do almost every time. I never really looked at is as being weird but I guess it is kind of weird.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7891457 - 01/17/08 12:59 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I never really looked at is as being weird but I guess it is kind of weird.



oh...it IS  :yesnod:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7891459 - 01/17/08 01:00 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

OP here

to the guy that says no.. dudes full of shit just because of the emoticon he used. or if its a girl. either way your full of shit.

Yea its a little weird but its natural.

Shit itself is just strange.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891468 - 01/17/08 01:03 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

why the fuck would you look at you're own damn shit  :nonono:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7891499 - 01/17/08 01:08 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

why not?

unless you're into the scat scene the only human feces you'll ever get to see is your own. may aswell.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891509 - 01/17/08 01:10 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

OP here

again with the emoticons...


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Anonymous #5

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891596 - 01/17/08 01:32 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

dude i always look at my shit after i stand up.

why would you not want to check the quality of your stool?


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Anonymous #6

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891598 - 01/17/08 01:33 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Of course. It's only polite.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7891630 - 01/17/08 01:55 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Ummm I look at it. I mean what if there is some rectal bleeding that you just never see because you are way too cool to look at your stool?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7891637 - 01/17/08 02:02 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Nothing wrong with looking at your poo. I don't see why people think it's weird. I only do it when something felt unusual, but hell, it's just poo.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7891806 - 01/17/08 05:07 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

UCB did a skit that mentioned this


humans rule, dolphins suck it


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Anonymous #9

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7891811 - 01/17/08 05:10 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

ya, usually to make sure nothin is wrong like blood etc


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Anonymous #10

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891955 - 01/17/08 07:20 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Of course I look at it. Sometimes it's quite handsome.

In fact, I get disappointed when it's obscured by toilet paper.

I don't fish around in there to get a better look though, that's where I draw the line.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7891966 - 01/17/08 07:25 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I definitely like to give my poo a once over before I flush it.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7892057 - 01/17/08 08:15 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I definitely like to give my poo a once over before I flush it.




you just have too.. anybody who says they dont is lying.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7892070 - 01/17/08 08:25 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

You are supposed to examine your stool. It's one of the first signs of something going wrong with your body. If you don't, get over yourself... it's just feces.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7892143 - 01/17/08 09:02 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I, personally, could give a fuck less if you all decide to check out your own crap...to me though - that's strange
  • there's nothing beautiful about it
  • it doesn't tell you anything that you won't already know anyway
  • if you're fucken bleeding - you'll see it on the shit paper when you wipe
there are NO advantages whatsoever to checking out your own crap
(which tells me that the only reason you all keep doing it is because you like that sort of thing)

well...I don't

why is it so hard to believe that some people simply just don't fucken care what their crap looks like  :what:


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Anonymous #14

Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7892418 - 01/17/08 10:38 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
  • if you're fucken bleeding - you'll see it on the shit paper when you wipe




  • If you're talking about bleeding hemorrhoids then you are correct. But if you were trying to describe internal bleeding then that statement was false in most case. When you're internally bleeding you squeeze out clumps of foul jet black looking shit (dried blood).


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    Anonymous #15

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
        #7892500 - 01/17/08 11:04 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

    I look at my shit all the time. I wish there was a meter on my loo to say just how heavy it was.

    You know when you've been doing opium (or any opiate) heavily, the day after, you take a massive shit, near constipated level of firmness? Well That loo would be perfect for measuring it when it's halfway obscured by the bowl.


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    Anonymous #16

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #15]
        #7892554 - 01/17/08 11:17 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

    i like to make sure its normal looking. if its green or yellow or red, thats bad. then i eat healthier.


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    Anonymous #17

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
        #7892564 - 01/17/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

    When I wipe I inspect the shit on the toiletpaper. I specifically look for blood smears, degree of digestion (the bits and odor) and whether my bile secretion is sufficient (I have hepatic steatosis) which you can tell by the color.


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    Anonymous #2

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #14]
        #7892647 - 01/17/08 11:48 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

    eh...if I'm bleeding eternally - I'd rather not know about it anyway  :shrug:


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    Anonymous #17

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
        #7892735 - 01/17/08 12:07 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

    Blood in your stool without pain could be an early warning sign of colon cancer, one of the most lethal cancers around. In an early stage you might survive.

    Blood in the stool and production of lots of anal mucus, those are warning signs.


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    Anonymous #18

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
        #7895952 - 01/18/08 02:19 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    if it felt like something worth looking at when it came out, yeah.

    nothing wrong at all with a little stool observation, it can be quite a help to ones health.:yesnod:


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    Anonymous #19

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #18]
        #7896055 - 01/18/08 04:35 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    I cuddle with my poo all the time.


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    Anonymous #20

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #19]
        #7896069 - 01/18/08 04:58 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    I sometimes get the urge to pick it up and squeeze it through my fingers... but I don't.


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    Anonymous #21

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #14]
        #7896290 - 01/18/08 07:32 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    yep i always do

    i can tell if i'm lacking iron in my diet from my stools

    my theory is if it floats i need iron if it sinks all is well

    dont know if my theory is true or not tho


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    Anonymous #22

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #21]
        #7897166 - 01/18/08 12:18 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    I look at my poo for about 1-2 seconds tops. I have no problem looking at it, it's just poo. I don't gaze at it. I don't think about it. I look at it when I toss the paper in and that's about it.

    And that one guy/gal needs to get over him/her self. It's just poo. Quit crying.


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    Anonymous #23

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #22]
        #7899327 - 01/18/08 09:29 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    Of course I do. For one, it is a fantastic indicator of your general health. Secondly, I'm oddly proud of it. There is no greater joy for me than gazing into the bowl to see a perfectly formed foot-and-a-half long, soda can thick log and thing, "Golly, that came out me!"

    Nothing makes me prouder than what as a child my brothers and I would refer to as a "Big-bopper", which is a log that takes more than one flush for a good ol' 13 liter toilet to get down. If this occurs with a 6 liter toilet it is still satisfying, but immeasurably less so. Damn nanny-state has robbed me of one more of life's little joys.


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    Anonymous #21

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
        #7899349 - 01/18/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    if youre shitting soda can thick logs you wont ever have to worry about constipation


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    Anonymous #23

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #21]
        #7899432 - 01/18/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    If you aren't shitting soda can sized logs I pity you. You will never know true satisfaction.


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    Anonymous #24

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
        #7899729 - 01/18/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    Suprised you guys arnt talking about your records for amount of times a piece of your shit wrapped around a toilet bowl. Or whats the funniest color you have shat before. I know half of you probably smell the shit on your toilet paper before flushing.


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    Anonymous #21

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
        #7899950 - 01/19/08 12:25 AM (16 years, 14 days ago)

    :lol: save your pity for a starving african child


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    Anonymous #25

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
        #7900815 - 01/19/08 08:53 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

    Why not look at it, It might show you how your body is doing. Check the color, texture, size :smile: Its kinda weird if you sit there and stair at it tho. But just glancing at it whats the big deal ?


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    Anonymous #17

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
        #7900836 - 01/19/08 09:01 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

    Quote:

    If you aren't shitting soda can sized logs I pity you. You will never know true satisfaction.





    How much anal sex does it take to be able to do that?


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    Anonymous #26

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #17]
        #8640260 - 07/15/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    I look at it and wink at it with a sense of great satisfaction.


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    Anonymous #27

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #26]
        #8640372 - 07/15/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    The question should be do you look at your stool after you produce one? though i can understand how it would be hard to format (with all of the dumb fucks round here)


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    Anonymous #28

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
        #8642071 - 07/16/08 10:59 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Not only do I look at mine before I flush but I always stare in rapt attention whenever I see a dog taking a nice big scrumpty.


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    Anonymous #29

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #28]
        #8650109 - 07/18/08 08:03 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Of course! I think you are weird if you don't look at your stool after a shit.


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    Anonymous #30

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #29]
        #8650495 - 07/18/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    i have to look because you never know when youll get that perfect silly putty consistincy. i just need the firehouse and library to have a complete scale model of my hometown made from my very own silly poopy.


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    Anonymous #26

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #30]
        #8656144 - 07/19/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Iam taking a shit as Iam typing this and Iam still going to look.


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    Anonymous #31

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
        #8660164 - 07/20/08 06:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    i almost always look


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    Anonymous #5

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #31]
        #8661205 - 07/20/08 11:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    always

    i must assess my health.


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    Anonymous #32

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #3]
        #8661358 - 07/20/08 11:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Quote:

    Anonymous said:
    Yes. I take pictures too.






    Does it look any different after you poop?


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    Anonymous #33

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
        #8661403 - 07/21/08 12:11 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    I do. After inspection, I carefully remove it and weigh it, noting it's texture, color and shape. I then enter all the data in my voluminous turd logs for reference.


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    Anonymous #34

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #33]
        #8661500 - 07/21/08 12:38 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    I do. I kind of abhor the fact. It's sort of weird-childish.


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    Anonymous #35

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #34]
        #8668719 - 07/22/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Really, I look at it almost every time.  You can learn a lot about your health by looking at your stool and piss.  If you don't know what to look for, you're a fucking moron, really.


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    Anonymous #36

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
        #8668724 - 07/22/08 06:28 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    only if I know I took a really big solid shit. It just awes me when I have a super large solid 1 piece turd.


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    Anonymous #37

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #36]
        #8669435 - 07/22/08 09:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    You gotta look



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    Anonymous #38

    Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
        #8674265 - 07/23/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

    Everytime, I like to compare size and compositions.


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