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Anonymous #14
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7892418 - 01/17/08 10:38 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Anonymous said: if you're fucken bleeding - you'll see it on the shit paper when you wipe
If you're talking about bleeding hemorrhoids then you are correct. But if you were trying to describe internal bleeding then that statement was false in most case. When you're internally bleeding you squeeze out clumps of foul jet black looking shit (dried blood).
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7892500 - 01/17/08 11:04 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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I look at my shit all the time. I wish there was a meter on my loo to say just how heavy it was.
You know when you've been doing opium (or any opiate) heavily, the day after, you take a massive shit, near constipated level of firmness? Well That loo would be perfect for measuring it when it's halfway obscured by the bowl.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7892554 - 01/17/08 11:17 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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i like to make sure its normal looking. if its green or yellow or red, thats bad. then i eat healthier.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7892564 - 01/17/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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When I wipe I inspect the shit on the toiletpaper. I specifically look for blood smears, degree of digestion (the bits and odor) and whether my bile secretion is sufficient (I have hepatic steatosis) which you can tell by the color.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7892647 - 01/17/08 11:48 AM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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eh...if I'm bleeding eternally - I'd rather not know about it anyway
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7892735 - 01/17/08 12:07 PM (16 years, 15 days ago) |
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Blood in your stool without pain could be an early warning sign of colon cancer, one of the most lethal cancers around. In an early stage you might survive.
Blood in the stool and production of lots of anal mucus, those are warning signs.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7895952 - 01/18/08 02:19 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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if it felt like something worth looking at when it came out, yeah.
nothing wrong at all with a little stool observation, it can be quite a help to ones health.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7896055 - 01/18/08 04:35 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I cuddle with my poo all the time.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7896069 - 01/18/08 04:58 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I sometimes get the urge to pick it up and squeeze it through my fingers... but I don't.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7896290 - 01/18/08 07:32 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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yep i always do
i can tell if i'm lacking iron in my diet from my stools
my theory is if it floats i need iron if it sinks all is well
dont know if my theory is true or not tho
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7897166 - 01/18/08 12:18 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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I look at my poo for about 1-2 seconds tops. I have no problem looking at it, it's just poo. I don't gaze at it. I don't think about it. I look at it when I toss the paper in and that's about it.
And that one guy/gal needs to get over him/her self. It's just poo. Quit crying.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7899327 - 01/18/08 09:29 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Of course I do. For one, it is a fantastic indicator of your general health. Secondly, I'm oddly proud of it. There is no greater joy for me than gazing into the bowl to see a perfectly formed foot-and-a-half long, soda can thick log and thing, "Golly, that came out me!"
Nothing makes me prouder than what as a child my brothers and I would refer to as a "Big-bopper", which is a log that takes more than one flush for a good ol' 13 liter toilet to get down. If this occurs with a 6 liter toilet it is still satisfying, but immeasurably less so. Damn nanny-state has robbed me of one more of life's little joys.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7899349 - 01/18/08 09:34 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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if youre shitting soda can thick logs you wont ever have to worry about constipation
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7899432 - 01/18/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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If you aren't shitting soda can sized logs I pity you. You will never know true satisfaction.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7899729 - 01/18/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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Suprised you guys arnt talking about your records for amount of times a piece of your shit wrapped around a toilet bowl. Or whats the funniest color you have shat before. I know half of you probably smell the shit on your toilet paper before flushing.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7899950 - 01/19/08 12:25 AM (16 years, 14 days ago) |
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save your pity for a starving african child
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7900815 - 01/19/08 08:53 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Why not look at it, It might show you how your body is doing. Check the color, texture, size Its kinda weird if you sit there and stair at it tho. But just glancing at it whats the big deal ?
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7900836 - 01/19/08 09:01 AM (16 years, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
If you aren't shitting soda can sized logs I pity you. You will never know true satisfaction.
How much anal sex does it take to be able to do that?
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#8640260 - 07/15/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I look at it and wink at it with a sense of great satisfaction.
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Anonymous #27
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Re: Do you look at your stool after you take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8640372 - 07/15/08 10:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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The question should be do you look at your stool after you produce one? though i can understand how it would be hard to format (with all of the dumb fucks round here)
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