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OfflineKarmatron
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Re: Fight Club [Re: notapillow]
    #7886583 - 01/15/08 11:14 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Just eat less calories than you use every day and your body fat will eventually go away. The more drastically you do this, the faster it will happen. Also, the more gradually you do it, the longer it will take since your metabolism will slow down as you decrease your food intake.

Healthy? Maybe not. But you'll probably be able to see your abs. Also he likely had body makeup on in that shot...


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7886615 - 01/15/08 11:18 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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StonedShroom said:
Aside from being a badass fucking movie...

I have to say, even I, an outstanding member of the lesbian community, cannot help but stare at Brad Pitt's abs.

I want abs like that. But it's REALLY hard for women to be ripped... the whole low testosterone thing makes it hard for us to be so lean and toned.

I knew a girl in high school who was obsessed with having abs like that. For over a year she worked out hardcore, did crunches for 15 minutes twice a day... and still didn't have ripped abs like a guy.

She did have a nice body and would lift up her top to show me her progress every now and then. I wasn't "out" in high school, but I'm sure she knew and took joy in being a proverbial cock tease.

I wonder whatever became of her... She was a twin. Her twin was this goody two-shoes Christian girl... and she was kinda a rock and roll type.

anyway.

brad pitt's abs FTW







Wait...she was a cocktease to you?


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Re: Fight Club [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7888349 - 01/16/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

ya dude ol' girl is a lesbo.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7888508 - 01/16/08 02:54 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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Re: Fight Club [Re: bort]
    #7888622 - 01/16/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

an imaginary friend of someone with multiple personality disorder?

sounds fun to me :tongue:

or just someone like.. doing their own thing like rebel without a cause not a slave to the system.. making their own way and surviving... making their own american dream.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7888765 - 01/16/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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EWwwww I hate chicks with abs.



OMG...what the fuck is wrong with you



chicks with abs are the fucken ULTIMATE sex-ay  :drooling:


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7888817 - 01/16/08 03:59 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

i know a girl, who happens to be a lesbian, and she has ripped abs just like what you're talking about. they're pretty impressive really. i have no idea how she does it either because i never see her exercise or hear her talk about exercising or anything like that. she just has them.

personally i find it kind of gross when girls have abs like that. i am not as lesbian though so who knows?


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Re: Fight Club [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7888827 - 01/16/08 04:01 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

I am not picky at all. I would fuck anyone with abs through flab.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7888848 - 01/16/08 04:05 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

It's all lighting.

Brad Pit in that picture has a light directly above him so his abs show up better. Big Deal. It's not like they look like that all the time.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7888851 - 01/16/08 04:06 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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i know a girl, who happens to be a lesbian, and she has ripped abs just like what you're talking about. they're pretty impressive really. i have no idea how she does it either because i never see her exercise or hear her talk about exercising or anything like that. she just has them.

personally i find it kind of gross when girls have abs like that. i am not as lesbian though so who knows?




is she butch? she could be taking testosterone.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7889099 - 01/16/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

If you want to ditch bodyfat, drop the carbs (side from the less dense veggies). You can utilize weekly or bi-weekly carb-ups to help keep the metabolism from getting too comfy, and to aid in your lifts.

And definitely pick up lifting. Weighted crunches, and reverse crunches will help. Light intensity cardio also is a good help.

Even as a girl you should be able to get close to visible abs! I have a picture of myself at 122lbs with almost visible abs. If I can do it, anyone can.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7889111 - 01/16/08 04:57 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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StonedShroom said:
is she butch? she could be taking testosterone.




On the next Oprah: Girls who take testosterone.
Check local listings for the time in your location.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7889159 - 01/16/08 05:08 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

if I weighed 122lbs I'd look like an anorexic meth whore. I don't see how I could weigh that little and still have muscle mass. there are girls I know who are just skin and bones and weigh like 130. If they had any muscle tone they would weigh more. like this one girl I work with can't even lift two twelve-packs of pop and I'd say she weighs a good 130... skinny as a rail

How much do you think brad pitt weighed while he was filming this? probably more than you'd think.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7889268 - 01/16/08 05:31 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

Hey! I was small, but didn't look anorexic.

I think he weighed about 140-150 and is only an inch taller than me.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7889344 - 01/16/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

she's not butch, but she does lean towards the more masculine in her dress and hair length. her face is too pretty for her to pass as butch though. she's a really cute little girl actually. it's a shame she was lost to the dark side :laugh:

i don't know about testosterone though. i seriously doubt it since she spends most of her money on pain pills.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: Crasher]
    #7889547 - 01/16/08 06:28 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

It's all about the right combo of diet/exercise with a good cycle of steriods.

I know.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #7889643 - 01/16/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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I don't see what is so impressive about his abs.... Just looks skinny to me.




Exactly. It's always made me feel good when people talk about Brad Pitt's build in Fight Club to be the ideal male body, because I honestly look a lot better than that with my shirt off. I'll post pictures for any naysayers.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: Muppet]
    #7889656 - 01/16/08 06:48 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

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Quote:

TurntableJunky said:
EWwwww I hate chicks with abs.



OMG...what the fuck is wrong with you

chicks with abs are the fucken ULTIMATE sex-ay  :drooling:




No, they're not.  If I wanted to sleep with someone with a rock-hard body I'd fuck a guy.  I prefer a petite woman with a soft, flat stomach, and of course big tits and a round ass, that's just a given.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: it stars saddam]
    #7889672 - 01/16/08 06:52 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

My girls have to be fit and have a well-defined muscle outline, without looking like body builders.
Basically, she has to look healthy and that she's in the habit of taking care of herself.


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Re: Fight Club [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7889701 - 01/16/08 06:56 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

pics or it didn't happen.


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