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StonedShroom
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Fight Club
#7886252 - 01/15/08 10:03 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Aside from being a badass fucking movie...
I have to say, even I, an outstanding member of the lesbian community, cannot help but stare at Brad Pitt's abs.
I want abs like that. But it's REALLY hard for women to be ripped... the whole low testosterone thing makes it hard for us to be so lean and toned.
I knew a girl in high school who was obsessed with having abs like that. For over a year she worked out hardcore, did crunches for 15 minutes twice a day... and still didn't have ripped abs like a guy.
She did have a nice body and would lift up her top to show me her progress every now and then. I wasn't "out" in high school, but I'm sure she knew and took joy in being a proverbial cock tease.
I wonder whatever became of her... She was a twin. Her twin was this goody two-shoes Christian girl... and she was kinda a rock and roll type.
anyway.
brad pitt's abs FTW
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im_on_a_boat
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ya.. brad pitt's abs..

how about angelina jolie's ass?
i want that. not my ass to look like that, but her ass like, near me..
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TurntableJunky
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EWwwww I hate chicks with abs.
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Tangerines




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Quote:
drkrobotnik said:
i want that. not my ass to look like that, but her ass like, on my throbbing cock
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Tangerines




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Quote:
TurntableJunky said: EWwwww I hate chicks with abs.
Ha well I doubt StonedShroom would be trying to please anyone like you or me
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im_on_a_boat
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haha as far as i can tell you, my cock has never throbbed.
it has robbed though... some bitches of their virginity.
well.. just one but still that counts for something. sounds better plural.
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Crasher
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you can work your abs forever, but you're not going to see them until you're under 12% body fat.
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Tangerines




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Re: Fight Club [Re: Crasher]
#7886326 - 01/15/08 10:16 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Lol I have like no body fat. I need to eat some lard me thinks.
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notapillow
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Tangerines




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Must be all the
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notapillow
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igwna
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i have abs like that.
no, really.
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Tangerines




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I take it you are in outerspace by now and missing on the sarcasm. I am a skinny mofo cuz I dont eat cuz im in class all dady and too poor/cheap to buy food so I only make my own food after 8 hours of being on campus all day without anything.
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igwna
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i was simply making a joke.
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MushmanTheManic
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I don't see what is so impressive about his abs.... Just looks skinny to me.
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Tangerines




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Re: Fight Club [Re: igwna]
#7886406 - 01/15/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I was replying to notapillow as it says above my post.
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Tangerines




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Quote:
MushmanTheManic said: I don't see what is so impressive about his abs.... Just looks skinny to me.
Skinny is the new fat. Black is the new white. Gay is the new straight. The entire world is
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: Fight Club [Re: igwna]
#7886416 - 01/15/08 10:35 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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When I used to work out I was 4% body fat at one point but thats because I didn't have any body fat to start out with 
I'm going to sleep now, I've spent a lot of time on the shroomery today. Now I can see how people can have 10,000 and more posts.
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igwna
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oh my fault. i never read those reply things and i completely missed his.
my apologies.
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notapillow
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alll sarcasam lost
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