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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7884699 - 01/15/08 05:28 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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when she's texting you, get more flirty and if she flirts back then bust a move the next time she's over.
if she's going home with other dudes all the time then she'll probably let you hit it... but you probably don't want to.
so here's your options:
1) bust a move, so at least your get a blowjob now and then for letting her use you
2) tell her you're busy or start making up shit for why she can't come over.
3) let her continue to use you and get nothing back but blue balls
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7884781 - 01/15/08 05:45 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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She totally wanted to fuck you. She has probably been wondering why you haven't made a move. She probably shaved her vagina before she came over for the first time after you kissed.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: Learyfan]
#7884910 - 01/15/08 06:13 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Learyfan said: She probably shaved her vagina before she came over for the first time after you kissed.
 But yea make a move. Easier said than done though. If she don't want it then tell her she can't have it!
EDIT: I have absolutely zero luck with girls so take my advice with a pound of salt.
Edited by Tangerines (01/15/08 06:14 PM)
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: StonedShroom]
#7885045 - 01/15/08 06:39 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
StonedShroom said: when she's texting you, get more flirty and if she flirts back then bust a move the next time she's over.
if she's going home with other dudes all the time then she'll probably let you hit it... but you probably don't want to.
so here's your options:
1) bust a move, so at least your get a blowjob now and then for letting her use you
2) tell her you're busy or start making up shit for why she can't come over.
3) let her continue to use you and get nothing back but blue balls
 Wise choices.
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i would just invite her over next time. Get her drinking and when she isn't paying attention, choke the bitch out. Strip off her clothes and rape her.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: derx]
#7885072 - 01/15/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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derx said: i would just invite her over next time. Get her drinking and when she isn't paying attention, choke the bitch out. Strip off her clothes and rape her.
QFT
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: Tangerines]
#7885146 - 01/15/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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lol, dude, she is getting drunk and fucking random guys everynight? Are you sure this girl is girlfriend material? How about you just be her friend and have sex with her when the moment presents itself and don't go any further than that.
Have pride and some standards man.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885154 - 01/15/08 06:58 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I'd advocate being single and self-sufficient enough for long enough that this isn't a dilemma.
Either the girl becomes your friend and you suppress your urges to fuck her for the value of her friendship, or you're both friends and occaisional lovers, or you fuck her and leave.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: appleorange]
#7885202 - 01/15/08 07:06 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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appleorange said: lol, dude, she is getting drunk and fucking random guys everynight? Are you sure this girl is girlfriend material? How about you just be her friend and have sex with her when the moment presents itself and don't go any further than that.
Have pride and some standards man.
I have no idea what she does dude, all I know is some guy is usually tailing her around the house, and that I'm no fucking lapdog. Side note: the moment never presents itself, whenever she is over, I can't get 10 fucking seconds alone with her, no joke. The one time I had her in my room alone I got cock blocked by a stupid ass friend of mine who barged in the moment I shut the door.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885285 - 01/15/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Honestly, dude, I say this with no disrespect intended, but you're acting weak. Forget about this girl and take some time to figure your shit out first.
The moment will just happen if it's meant to.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#7885343 - 01/15/08 07:30 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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that's why i figure it's not meant to happen
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885381 - 01/15/08 07:36 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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She wants to have spontaneous and agressive sex with you, but doesn't want to lessen the heat and passion by talking about it first, and feels that it will be more erotic if no permission is asked beforehand. Ignore her cries of rape and pleas for you to stop, they're part of her sexual fantasy in which she pretends to be a victim.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885400 - 01/15/08 07:39 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Well think of it this way how would you handle it if she was just a guy doing this, you wouldn't think anything of it. You obviously like her so you need to just make your move it's not like anything bad can happen besides being denied. Your only gonna make yourself feel worse by not doing anything.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: UnholyChild666]
#7885494 - 01/15/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I know dude, it's not that I have to psych myself up or anything, I can be pretty straightforward with girls, I just don't feel like I'm supposed to do something right now...but I might. Who knows, I am pretty high I guess.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885501 - 01/15/08 07:58 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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tell that other asshole to get outcha fuckin' house and then you will have her all alone. Or tell her not to bring the douchebag
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7885512 - 01/15/08 07:59 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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She might be waiting for you to do something, think of it this way maybe she is looking for something from you and when she doesn't get she goes to other guys like you would with a girl, don't wait too long.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: UnholyChild666]
#7885728 - 01/15/08 08:38 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Just tell her she is coming home with you tonight. When she says that she is already there, you say it's going to stay like that. or something.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: Kamin]
#7885774 - 01/15/08 08:48 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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# the vag.. u vag
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: ShroomFan]
#7885791 - 01/15/08 08:51 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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...then vag the vag, vag.
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Re: girl can't take a hint or i can't??? [Re: Disco Cat]
#7887343 - 01/16/08 06:08 AM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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girls dont just fall on your dick, you gotta be assertive
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