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OneMoreRobot3021



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Do you keep your cash organized?
#7883979 - 01/15/08 03:24 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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It drives me crazy when I see people just pull a wad of crumpled bills out of their pocket, especially when they hand them to me if I'm working in some sort of retail capacity. I'm so anal about not only keeping my bills flat in my wallet but also facing them all the exact same way.
(btw, pre-emptive - yer not that clever, I can see the Jew jokes coming a mile away.)
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blkjkrabbit

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not a big deal, but it is sort of annoying working retail and some bastard handing you a fucking of crumpled up bills that looked like they just got pulled from the washer
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Yoschie99
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face all bills.. descending order with the face of the largest bill showing towards the back of the wallet... when it gets into small(er) bills (20s or less), flip each bill that equals $100..
i'm a little anal with my money..
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Yeah I keep all mine going in the same direction with the highest in the back working up to one dollar bills in the front.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7884004 - 01/15/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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i keep my money in a sack with a $ sign on it.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7884007 - 01/15/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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when i worked retail, all the money facing one way, straightened out, and either all face up or face down (for some reason, face down seems to be easier to pull)
unless i've been to a bunch of stores and spent cash and forgot to re-organize it before going into the next store, it stays neat.
although, right now i have no money to organize so...
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when i have money, yes.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: demiu5]
#7884021 - 01/15/08 03:30 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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oh, and in my pocket, the largest bills are on the inside of the fold, and the 1's are the ones showing to the outside (that way no one can see how much/little money you actually have)
and no wallet or clip, just the cash folded in my pocket
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Quote:
OneLessForeskin said:
(btw, pre-emptive - yer not that clever, I can see the Jew jokes coming a mile away.)
I was thinking that just before I read that part. I'm like, "Oh man here we go.."
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Newbie]
#7884034 - 01/15/08 03:32 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I'm like the guys in the VISA commercials, I hardly ever use cash, but yeah, its organized.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Yoschie99]
#7884046 - 01/15/08 03:34 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
Yoschie99 said: when it gets into small(er) bills (20s or less), flip each bill that equals $100..
Dude that's taking it a little far.
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Yoschie99
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yeah.. a little..
i guess it's fortunate that i rarely get a chance to put my analness to use.. except on pay day..
i'm not often carrying around hundreds of dollars. 
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I make fun of my friend for doing that shit. I understand having them in some type of order, but I don't see the point of having them all face the same way, its not that hard to tell what type of bill it is by looking at either side. I try to keep my bills in some type of order, but rarely do. I count my money a lot though, so I know what I have.
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Lowest denomination in front of my wallet, highest in back. Facing the same way, blah blah blah. Every now and then a few singles and maybe some fives get crumpled, but that's if I'm going from place to place exchanging money. I'm always sure to organize it when I give it to a cashier or whoever else will be receiving it though because I hate when people give me cash and it's a mess.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: jewunit]
#7884162 - 01/15/08 03:51 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Yep.. I go in order.. 1s in front.. 20s, 50s, etc in back. All fronts facing the same way. And they have to be right-side up or baby jesus cries
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I don't carry a lot of cash, it's almost always 20s and a five or a ten. They're always in my wallet and I never have to fumble with it.
Seeing as how the smallest bill in Canada is a fiver, it never seems to be an issue.
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I have millions of dollars in pennies.
I keep it in huge bin and occasionally swim in it.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: StonedShroom]
#7884289 - 01/15/08 04:14 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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That character used to swim in his money on duck tales? You related?
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: trepanib]
#7884311 - 01/15/08 04:17 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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not only do i dress and look like shit, my money is scattered all around my clothes. Id give you a heart attack
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I have all my money organised.. Largest notes at the back, then smallest at the front. All notes face the same direction (Queen's head facing forwards).
Then I sort of flatten it out until the majority of the dog ends and creases are gone and I have a nice organised wad of money
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I guess I'm the exact opposite of yall. My money stays in a money clip until I buy something. After that it gets messy. If I have $100's I keep them in my left pocket seperate from the wads in my right. There's dollar bills in my floor board, and scattered all over my house.
Sometimes I find money in jeans I haven't seen in a while.
Believe it or not, my housekeeper doesn't mess with any of it. She's damn honest.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Cowgold]
#7884336 - 01/15/08 04:21 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Cowgold said: If I have $100's I keep them in my left pocket seperate from the wads in my right.
Next time we hang out I know which pocket to pick.
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I figured your jew ass already knew where the money was. Oh well.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Cowgold]
#7884345 - 01/15/08 04:23 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Cowgold said: Believe it or not, my housekeeper doesn't mess with any of it. She's damn honest.
Or she just doesn't take it all so you don't know.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: jewunit]
#7884410 - 01/15/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I get the funny money (Canadian) so my bills all have to be organized. 5's, 10's, 20's, 50's, all facing the same way, right side up, and whenever I open my wallet I better be able to see the big shiny strip running down the side!
When I don't decide to use a wallet I keep the same method, but the shiny part must be on the inside.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
#7884465 - 01/15/08 04:50 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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i keep my bills clean and crisp in my $1,000 wallet mothafocka
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: thoughts]
#7884618 - 01/15/08 05:17 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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all my bills are usually crumpled and stuffed into whatevers closest and most convenient at the time. if my hands are too full to stuff it in my little hemp pouch wallet then it goes in my pockets.
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It drives me crazy when I see
I think life is WAY too short for OCD.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: trepanib]
#7884713 - 01/15/08 05:31 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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trepanib said: Yeah I keep all mine going in the same direction with the highest in the back working up to one dollar bills in the front.
same here, makes it a lot more convenient
also i keep all but $15 in the regular spot only in ones and or fives, and then my wallet has a zipper compartment above that where i keep everything else
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Credit only. No cash. Pain in the ass sometimes.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Cepheus]
#7884933 - 01/15/08 06:17 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I hate money.
I hate wallets.
I usually have my money in the bank or in many pockets I am aware of on person, as to not lose all the money if it were contained all in one pocket, or wallet.
Gotta be like, "empty ALL your pockets, nukka!" if ya wanna rob me.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7885002 - 01/15/08 06:30 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Oh... I definitely have all my money organized. All of it has to face the same way, it just bothers me too much otherwise. 10s 20s 50s and 100s in the back fold and 1s and 5s in the front fold of my wallet. Sometimes I put a little paper clip on ever stack of a 100, or 500... depending on what I'm getting.
I never use credit... always cash. Always.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: emrandel]
#7888205 - 01/16/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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emrandel said: I never use credit... always cash. Always.
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all my money gets dry-cleaned and ironed before it find it's way into my wallet
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Cepheus]
#7888221 - 01/16/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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...I throw them in my wallet...if there given to me folded I put them in that way...in no particular order...I count it once to know how much I'm starting with. I'm the least obsessive compulsive person I know :S. Why bother sorting it out when I'm usually spending it within a few hours of withdrawing it anyway?...thats the only reason I carry cash.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: Muppet]
#7888232 - 01/16/08 01:19 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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Muppet said: all my money gets dry-cleaned and ironed before it find it's way into my wallet
Drycleaner: "Muppet, your five and one are cleaned and pressed. That'll be seventeen dollars."
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I keep all my bills facing the same way and in order. That is, unless I'm spun at a festival, or show. Then they will be crumpled in every pocket with all manner of shit. It really drives me crazy when that happens, too, but it's almost inevitable.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: blissedout]
#7888557 - 01/16/08 03:05 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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I try to organize all of my possessions.
Obsessive compulsive disorder perhaps.
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Re: Do you keep your cash organized? [Re: demiu5]
#7888724 - 01/16/08 03:40 PM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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demius said: oh, and in my pocket, the largest bills are on the inside of the fold, and the 1's are the ones showing to the outside (that way no one can see how much/little money you actually have)
and no wallet or clip, just the cash folded in my pocket
i do the same thing(i dont trust people) i own a wallet and i keep it at the house to hold the majority of my money.
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