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i just had the strangest orgasm
#7883943 - 01/15/08 03:17 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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my girlfriends stomach hurts, so we were just playing with each other. i made her cum, and then right as i was about to bust, she got mad because i was aiming for her. i started laughing right when i came and that shit was odd. any one else had some weird orgasms?
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
#7883962 - 01/15/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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should of went in your hand and then smacked her across the face!
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: trent]
#7883973 - 01/15/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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trent said: should of went in your hand and then smacked her across the face!
In the name of the Lord! BAM
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Shooting it while laughing? haha Gotta try that sometime.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: The_Ghost]
#7884029 - 01/15/08 03:31 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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haha that's pretty funny.
you shoulda hit 'er with it anyways.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7884044 - 01/15/08 03:34 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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nah shes not feeling propper, she might vom on me. maybe ill try to get her to cum right now and when she is, ill punch her in the stomach so she'll vom and then i'll let her post how she felt.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
#7884163 - 01/15/08 03:52 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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It was pretty weird waking up with my grandfather performing fellatio on me, but I just pretended I was sleeping until I finished. He just left the room and we never talked about it.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: fapjack]
#7884170 - 01/15/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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that is fucked up.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: fapjack]
#7884194 - 01/15/08 03:58 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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for the op, I would suggest you quit farting around on the internet if you girlfriend wants you to play with her.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
#7884216 - 01/15/08 04:01 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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impgl said: i started laughing right when i came and that shit was odd.
LOL
That's never happened to me, but yeah it sounds odd.
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lol kick it charlie. shes sick, and shes watching a film for school. we get to lovin.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
#7884472 - 01/15/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I think charlie is just jeleous cos he's not getting any action 
that cum sounds fun.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
#7884765 - 01/15/08 05:42 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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impgl said: nah shes not feeling propper, she might vom on me. maybe ill try to get her to cum right now and when she is, ill punch her in the stomach so she'll vom and then i'll let her post how she felt.
so make her have sex with you! have you ever had a girl vommit while having sex?!?!?! its AWESOME! all of the muscles down there contract. just make sure to stay in doggy, otherwise you may get splattered. 
i had this happen one time when i was younger, wasted sex, doggy style.... BAAARRRRRFFFFFF!!!! i came shortly after
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7885545 - 01/15/08 08:04 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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so kinda like a donkey punch.. cept messier?
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7885557 - 01/15/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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i love your avatar man
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
#7885570 - 01/15/08 08:09 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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thanks. people go crazy for it.
i dont understand why.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7885586 - 01/15/08 08:11 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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cause it's fantastic and real
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7885596 - 01/15/08 08:13 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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drkrobotnik said: so kinda like a donkey punch.. cept messier?
pretty much. never experienced the DP though.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7885780 - 01/15/08 08:50 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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drkrobotnik said: thanks. people go crazy for it.
i dont understand why.
in the life of a shroom.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Merkin]
#7885865 - 01/15/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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i had a delayed ejaculation.
felt the orgasm then a few seconds later came..
funny shit
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: ShroomFan]
#7885913 - 01/15/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I hate when I beat off and get cum on my stomach.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7885925 - 01/15/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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lmao
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7885932 - 01/15/08 09:10 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Especially in the navel, that's just no good, no good at all
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7885937 - 01/15/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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That pretty much requires a shower. Or at least a cotton swab cleansing.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7885946 - 01/15/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Actually it evaporates cleanly
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7885951 - 01/15/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I usually bust my load in a towel or a tissue... but sometimes it is nice to just go at it and not worry about having to catch it.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
#7885958 - 01/15/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Yea sometimes when I just wake up with wood I have no tissues around so I just spray it like a wild firehose then go straight to the shower.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7885962 - 01/15/08 09:14 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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I am glad there is a girl posting in the thread. It makes it a tad bit less weird. Or more weird I'm not quite sure yet...
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7886023 - 01/15/08 09:24 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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which ever way it is, i'm glad you're glad about it.
i have nothing else to do tonight and i wish i had some alcohol or benzos. alcohol would be easier to get but i don't have money.
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Well I'm glad you're glad I'm glad. 
Benzos would be awesome right now but nothing is around. I cannot even find any bud. 
I should be doin homework but I am drinkin some keystone but it does the job so maybe I can go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. Before 4am I am shooting for.
As long as I am lonely then drinking alone is not really 'drinking alone' right?
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Anyone here ever had a double nut? One right after the other. I have once... Never again:(
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7886066 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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tangerines im doin the same shit!
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7886068 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: Actually it evaporates cleanly
How do the kleenexes get all crusty then?
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7886072 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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anyone ever shot their load like.. over three feet?
i have.. in the shower with my girl hit that bitch on the elbow from behind haha
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7886191 - 01/15/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: Actually it evaporates cleanly
Semen evaporate?? You must have some crazy fuckin jizz!
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
#7886200 - 01/15/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 17 days ago) |
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Yea it usually leave a terrible stain on my clothing and a crusty part on uncleansed areas of my body.
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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
#7887359 - 01/16/08 06:14 AM (16 years, 16 days ago) |
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snail trail
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