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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: ShroomFan]
    #7885913 - 01/15/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I hate when I beat off and get cum on my stomach.

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7885925 - 01/15/08 09:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lmao

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7885932 - 01/15/08 09:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Especially in the navel, that's just no good, no good at all


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:heartpump:

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7885937 - 01/15/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

That pretty much requires a shower. Or at least a cotton swab cleansing.  :lol:

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7885946 - 01/15/08 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Actually it evaporates cleanly


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7885951 - 01/15/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I usually bust my load in a towel or a tissue... but sometimes it is nice to just go at it and not worry about having to catch it.

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
    #7885958 - 01/15/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yea sometimes when I just wake up with wood I have no tissues around so I just spray it like a wild firehose then go straight to the shower. :shrug:

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7885962 - 01/15/08 09:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7886000 - 01/15/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I am glad there is a girl posting in the thread. It makes it a tad bit less weird. Or more weird I'm not quite sure yet...

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7886023 - 01/15/08 09:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

which ever way it is, i'm glad you're glad about it.


i have nothing else to do tonight and i wish i had some alcohol or benzos.
alcohol would be easier to get but i don't have money.

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7886037 - 01/15/08 09:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well I'm glad you're glad I'm glad. :crazy2:

Benzos would be awesome right now but nothing is around. I cannot even find any bud. :nonono:

I should be doin homework but I am drinkin some keystone :puke: but it does the job so maybe I can go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. Before 4am I am shooting for.

As long as I am lonely then drinking alone is not really 'drinking alone' right?

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: wearejellyfish]
    #7886055 - 01/15/08 09:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone here ever had a double nut? One right after the other. I have once... Never again:(


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7886066 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

tangerines im doin the same shit!

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7886068 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Actually it evaporates cleanly


:shocked:
How do the kleenexes get all crusty then?


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7886072 - 01/15/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

anyone ever shot their load like.. over three feet?

i have.. in the shower with my girl hit that bitch on the elbow from behind haha

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7886191 - 01/15/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Actually it evaporates cleanly



Semen evaporate?? You must have some crazy fuckin jizz!

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
    #7886200 - 01/15/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yea it usually leave a terrible stain on my clothing and a crusty part on uncleansed areas of my body.

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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Tangerines]
    #7887359 - 01/16/08 06:14 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

snail trail


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