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Offlineimpgl
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i just had the strangest orgasm
    #7883943 - 01/15/08 03:17 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

my girlfriends stomach hurts, so we were just playing with each other. i made her cum, and then right as i was about to bust, she got mad because i was aiming for her. i started laughing right when i came and that shit was odd. any one else had some weird orgasms?


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
    #7883962 - 01/15/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

should of went in your hand and then smacked her across the face!


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: trent]
    #7883973 - 01/15/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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trent said:
should of went in your hand and then smacked her across the face!




In the name of the Lord! BAM


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: eyesoftheworld]
    #7884002 - 01/15/08 03:27 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Shooting it while laughing? haha Gotta try that sometime.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7884029 - 01/15/08 03:31 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

haha that's pretty funny.

you shoulda hit 'er with it anyways.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7884044 - 01/15/08 03:34 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

nah shes not feeling propper, she might vom on me. maybe ill try to get her to cum right now and when she is, ill punch her in the stomach so she'll vom and then i'll let her post how she felt.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
    #7884163 - 01/15/08 03:52 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

It was pretty weird waking up with my grandfather performing fellatio on me, but I just pretended I was sleeping until I finished. He just left the room and we never talked about it.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: fapjack]
    #7884170 - 01/15/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

that is fucked up.

:puke:


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: fapjack]
    #7884194 - 01/15/08 03:58 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)




for the op, I would suggest you quit farting around on the internet if you girlfriend wants you to play with her.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
    #7884216 - 01/15/08 04:01 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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impgl said:
i started laughing right when i came and that shit was odd.




LOL

That's never happened to me, but yeah it sounds odd.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7884221 - 01/15/08 04:02 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

lol kick it charlie. shes sick, and shes watching a film for school. we get to lovin.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
    #7884472 - 01/15/08 04:51 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

I think charlie is just jeleous cos he's not getting any action :sad:

that cum sounds fun.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: impgl]
    #7884765 - 01/15/08 05:42 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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impgl said:
nah shes not feeling propper, she might vom on me. maybe ill try to get her to cum right now and when she is, ill punch her in the stomach so she'll vom and then i'll let her post how she felt.




so make her have sex with you! have you ever had a girl vommit while having sex?!?!?! its AWESOME! all of the muscles down there contract. just make sure to stay in doggy, otherwise you may get splattered. :nonono:

i had this happen one time when i was younger, wasted sex, doggy style.... BAAARRRRRFFFFFF!!!! i came shortly after :smile:


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7885545 - 01/15/08 08:04 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

so kinda like a donkey punch.. cept messier?


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7885557 - 01/15/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

i love your avatar man


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: opensaysme]
    #7885570 - 01/15/08 08:09 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

thanks. people go crazy for it.

i dont understand why.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7885586 - 01/15/08 08:11 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

cause it's fantastic and real


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7885596 - 01/15/08 08:13 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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drkrobotnik said:
so kinda like a donkey punch.. cept messier?




pretty much. never experienced the DP though.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7885780 - 01/15/08 08:50 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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drkrobotnik said:
thanks. people go crazy for it.

i dont understand why.




in the life of a shroom.


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Re: i just had the strangest orgasm [Re: Merkin]
    #7885865 - 01/15/08 09:01 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

i had a delayed ejaculation.

felt the orgasm then a few seconds later came..

funny shit


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