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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10858166 - 08/14/09 08:17 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

wrath puppet = lol


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #10858170 - 08/14/09 08:19 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This thread brought me though an emotional roller coaster:
I laughed
I cried
I profusely masturbated.

All in all, this thread shall serve as a great reminder to humanity that religion makes men do funny t'ings.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #10858192 - 08/14/09 08:30 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I hardly even remember making this thread. It was a pretty weak post that bumped it, too.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #10858355 - 08/14/09 09:44 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Hey^ Lol.

But still, MMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My christian parents where THIS close to pushing my WAY off the edge, and getting me to kill them, and then kill myself. (I had such fantasies...)

Long story short, I was always inclined towards the occult and spiritualism. Now, my steph father had a "Heart Attack" and died (He was resuscitated.) and my mother and steph father blamed me for sending demons to them and bewitching them late at night. (They found out that I meditated and did psionics in the early morning hours. I did so since they didn't allow me to meditate, even less do psionics. Aswel they didn't allow me to ride my skateboard in the street, play video games, or basically do anything, and since I was homeschooled, I spent my days aimlessly walking up and down the house, trying to think of something to do... Basically going insane.) They banished me from there house and sent me to my grandparents.

I HATE FANATICAL CHRISTIANS!!


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    #10858371 - 08/14/09 09:50 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #10858414 - 08/14/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
Um, they claim the earth is flat?

That is just retarded.




If someone told me this in real life I would kill them. I would tell the cops to charge me with animal cruelty, because no intelligent human being could possibly say such a stupid thing.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Rocker232]
    #10858449 - 08/14/09 10:19 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
Um, they claim the earth is flat?

That is just retarded.




If someone told me this in real life I would kill them. I would tell the cops to charge me with animal cruelty, because no intelligent human being could possibly say such a stupid thing.



There's a whole community of "Flat Earthers".  Pretty absurd, no?
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: ThirdParty]
    #10858530 - 08/14/09 10:51 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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ThirdParty said:
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Rocker232 said:
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Cannabischarlie said:
Um, they claim the earth is flat?

That is just retarded.




If someone told me this in real life I would kill them. I would tell the cops to charge me with animal cruelty, because no intelligent human being could possibly say such a stupid thing.



There's a whole community of "Flat Earthers".  Pretty absurd, no?
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/




Yep, I've seen this. The stupidity of some amazes me. Makes me want to beat them to pulp to be honest.
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Rocker232 said:
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Cannabischarlie said:
Um, they claim the earth is flat?

That is just retarded.




If someone told me this in real life I would kill them. I would tell the cops to charge me with animal cruelty, because no intelligent human being could possibly say such a stupid thing.



There's a whole community of "Flat Earthers".  Pretty absurd, no?
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/




I could not refrain from signing up and flaming.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Rocker232]
    #10858559 - 08/14/09 11:01 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

If they are on the net,can they not see photos from space,indicating that the world is in fact round?


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #10858618 - 08/14/09 11:21 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously, they should look that up on wikipedia.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: dr_gonz]
    #10858637 - 08/14/09 11:25 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
how old are you?




Who, me? 19, still living with my grandparents, and starting Collage next year (I needed a year off.), I'm going to study horticulture, and flee to the Amazon before South Africa ends up like Zimbabwe. (That is if the entire bloody world doesn't end up like Zimbabwe, then we are all screwed.)

Oh, btw, I was 13 at the time... In case you misunderstood me. Foreboding a 13 year old to do basically everything that he likes doing is just wrong. (With the exception of small periods of grounding him, not like how I was basically grounded for a year! Oh, and they took all my music too and burned the CD's, they took my card game (I believe it was magic the gathering.) and burnt up a years worth of allowance of cards "to rid the house of demons". Just wrong.)


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The Centre]
    #10859422 - 08/14/09 01:43 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Someone sayed they where talking about LSD, and yes, infact they where:

Quote# 61999

[re: the LHC]

They are supposedly looking for the "Higgs Boson" aka. the God particle, but I still say they are attempting to open a portal into the spirit realm with that thing.




Open a portal into the spirit realm through a Large H-something collider?

Nah, I do that with shrooms, why go through all that trouble?


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The Centre]
    #10859754 - 08/14/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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The Centre said:


starting Collage next year







LOLZZY!



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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
    #10859794 - 08/14/09 02:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Christian fanatics are just as bad as suicide bombers.



Suicide bombing is an act. I mean a whole range of people could be one. These people are just fucking stupid tho.

"Several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys don't live several million years."




Yeah... but.... crazy ass ACTS originally start off as crazy ass THOUGHTS


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Le_Canard]
    #10860275 - 08/14/09 03:35 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
My favorite:

"I can sum it all up in three words: Christianity is a lie". :lol:





Fixed

Oh and, the bible says you shouldn't lie, doesn't it?
So, that means, every single Christian is going to hell, because they lied to everyone!


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The Centre]
    #13251335 - 09/26/10 09:21 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

first good one i found


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I made a statement to my wife that I could talk to a person for about 15 minutes and could tell you if they were a Christian by their demeanor and what I see in their eyes. We went to a couples house to buy a chair and after about 30 minutes of conversation I was convinced these people were both Christian folks. I asked if they were and the man answered I am Muslim but my wife is Christian. My wife later commented on the fact that I became speechless!

When I meet a Muslim and especially a kind hearted, caring Muslim the first thing I want to say is I wish you would come over to our side, we could use you. The next thing that enters my mind is that if this person was a 'TRUE' Muslim he would not be married to Christian woman and he would be out there killing the infidels. (This man was a mechanic for TWA airlines!). The Koran specifically commands the Muslim to kill the infidels so if you accept 100% of the Koran, you will kill infidels. Comments???




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I've been a Christian for many years and can sometimes tell who's a Christian, but Mormons (a lot of my family is Mormon) act like Christians, but clearly aren't. They are some of the nicest people and would make wonderful Christians if they weren't deceived by Satan.
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