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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879843 - 01/14/08 06:56 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

I just read the whole thread.


THEY TALK ABOUT LSD!!!!!!

:lsd:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: g00ru]
    #7879891 - 01/14/08 07:05 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Uwheeeeehehehe these are too funny.
God gave us brains to use... these people forgot that, I guess.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7880565 - 01/14/08 09:35 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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leftysurprise said:
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leftysurprise said:
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A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.
MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]



where the hell can i buy this gun??






http://www.cornershot.com/


:nonono: NONONO! i want the gun that shoots a bullet that can make a right turn in mid flight!




Oswald had one.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7880859 - 01/14/08 10:43 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Behead those who insult Christianity!


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7880933 - 01/14/08 10:57 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

My favorite:

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie". :lol:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7880990 - 01/14/08 11:08 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Next I bet you're gonna tell me air has mass???


LOL.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7881075 - 01/14/08 11:24 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Wow christans are dumber then I thought.....
One guy said evolution couldn't be plausable with out a huge sorce of energy supplying the earth and if there was one scientists would know about it.

Um....0the sun?
Haha


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cubie]
    #7881210 - 01/14/08 11:55 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Slavery is Biblical, but is it moral?


Wow if you even have to ask whether or not slavery is moral.....


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: learningtofly]
    #7881230 - 01/14/08 11:59 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Do I even have to ask if you know what a rhetorical question is?


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7881249 - 01/15/08 12:05 AM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Lmao cowgold. Forreal


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7881261 - 01/15/08 12:08 AM (16 years, 18 days ago)

I don't like religion or science.  :razz:  I'm I alone on this? :frown:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7881743 - 01/15/08 04:17 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)
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One thing must be said about Fundamentalist Christianity: it inspired many a good Metal song :rockon:


Carnivore - Angry Neurotic Catholics

I'm suffering from depression
The anger turned within
What do I gain for all my pain
Perhaps a seat in heaven?

Chuck it out!

Don't do what you want
Do what you're taught is right
Your life is built on paranoia and guilt
Don't forget your valium tonight

The agony I must endure
My mind is painful and swells
The punishment for what I've done
Is forever the pains of Hell
How come what is natural
Has to be a sin?
Why would God give me this urge
If I cannot give in?
They say don't give up
That Jesus loves me
But there are some things he doesn't forgive
I know I have sinned
And am there fare worthless
And I don't deserve to live

I went down to my basement
Confused and depressed
Put Black Sabbath on
Razor blade in hand
A Wilkinson I think
Ten slashes in each arm
My only wrong doing
Was being born human
And following my instincts
I never was happy
I never was sane
So I shall be extinct
At last I am pure
Witness my sanguinous penance
I don't need anyone
My souls been set free
Death is total independence

Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
Sound off
Angry neurotic catholics
It's a sin
Angry neurotic catholics
It's a sin


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7881749 - 01/15/08 04:26 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Those are good lyrics


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cubie]
    #7882182 - 01/15/08 08:34 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_God#Loving_Jesus
Totally unrelated but still awesome.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: g00ru]
    #7883742 - 01/15/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

for the win :headbang:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7883744 - 01/15/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

for the win :headbang:




AHahaha


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7883807 - 01/15/08 02:52 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

That was already posted I think


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #10858061 - 08/14/09 07:20 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I know this is a massive bump, but, in that posts, I found this, it makes my blood boil!

On The Nature
There is nothing beautiful about nature; to think that there is anything lovely about it is only delusion. The lilies of the field gorge themselves on the remains of death and decay. All that move on the earth directly or indirectly feast on each other with no pity or concern. Even the rainbow is a constant reminder that God once wiped life from the face of the earth, and He will do it again, and next time, He will leave NOTHING behind but an Earth scorched clean by the fires of his wrath.

Secondly, all undomesticated animals should receive our best efforts to eradicate them. The large predators and herbivores serve us no purpose and are an obstacle at best and a threat at worst. To think of them as attractive or to consider them worthy of any pity or consideration should earn the person the same scorn and derision that those with any sense give PETA and Greenpeace. Also, the extinction of any wild animal should result in celebration; one less species for the Greenies to rally around. Seriously, meat from the domesticated cow or pig serves us as well as meat from a deer.

^^^ You can just go :2girls1cup:  :2girls1cup:  :2girls1cup:  :mattz:  :mattz:  :mattz:  :sheeplove:  :sheeplove:  :sheeplove:  :bendoverrover:  :bendoverrover:  :bendoverrover:  :bendoverrover:  :bendoverrover:


I would say suck my dick but I wouldn't allow you to come within a 1000 km of me.

You and your kind should be made extinct before you destroy the whole damn world!


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: marz13]
    #10858089 - 08/14/09 07:35 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't like religion or science.  :razz:  I'm I alone on this? :frown:




no you are not. I like they way science is supposed to be. (Unbaised, quick to change opinion according to facts, always looking for the truth, and weeding out bullshit. What happened to that? They are all baised, and 95% won't change there opinion all to easily. I mean, Terrences theories wasn't even considered, but today, with the knowledge that we have now, his theories are pretty much proven, with the exception of being able to spew out soul and the like. I'd elaborate but that will take way to long and nobody is going to read the entire post anyway.)

I believe in God, nothing can stray me from that, I mean, what idiot will think this is all just chance?! But I do believe religion is a ton of bullshit. I also believe that science found God long ago, but didn't recognize it as such. I am still trying to figure out weather it is DNA, Light, or the whole damn universe. (I'm leaning towards whole damn universe, it fits the description of God at it's best. Light comes close second. DNA is just there because it is found that changes in DNA in one spot, can be seen in the same DNA 100's of miles away (they quite testing after a while) with no delay what so ever. It is beyond space and time...) Science also proved Chi, they call it electricity, magnetism, gravity and the like. (Which all are the same thing in different forms IMO.)


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    #10858154 - 08/14/09 08:07 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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