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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7878962 - 01/14/08 04:02 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Fundies are fundies, be they Christian or Muslim.





why is it we never hear about shinto suiside bombings?

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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7878985 - 01/14/08 04:06 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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(About mental retardation)

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.




We have a winner.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7879005 - 01/14/08 04:09 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie




apparently, counting is the work of the devil also.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7879053 - 01/14/08 04:21 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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(About mental retardation)

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.




We have a winner.





Wo0T!

did you know retards usually know they're retarded while stupid people rarely ever figure it out


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7879183 - 01/14/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb.





Funny how it took a Christian fundamentalist point of view for me to have my first mental image of a foetus masturbating in the womb.
Sins committed in the womb, wow.

I'm religious myself, but I believe that God is responsible for everything, and we for our own actions. With my God responsible for both Woodstock as Auschwitz, it isn't all love I feel for my deity, certainly not to the point of blaming the victim because "my God won't do such a thing" which Christians often do. Personally this kind of belief is like being a fair-weather friend of your God, only there for the nice things and refusing to accept the abysmal ugliness of what the Lord sometimes dishes out. God is EVERYTHING, not just the nice things. If you can't accept that, you're seeing just one side of him/her, and not the big picture.



Prisoner: thanks, I'm getting better. I think it was a violent influenza combined with copious fireworks fumes of new years eve that made it come down on my lungs so bad.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7879316 - 01/14/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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My favorite one :rofl:

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Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.







wow. just wow.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7879325 - 01/14/08 05:14 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.

If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.




:rofl2:  :rotfl: :dielaughing: :rofl:

Seriously though I'm off to help arrest some faggots


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7879343 - 01/14/08 05:18 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Don't be dumb. He's not saying that all Muslims are suicide bombers or that christians are muslims or that they're running around with bombs. He's just saying that fanatical Muslims and fanatical Christians both have skewed perspectives on reality and are crazy enough to use any means necessary to force their views with no regard for other's livelihood.




i was making a mockery of how many of the fundies feel about muslims.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879345 - 01/14/08 05:19 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)



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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879430 - 01/14/08 05:39 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Oh.  :dumbhunter:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7879435 - 01/14/08 05:40 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Oh.  :dumbhunter:




sorry, i always tend to forget that sarcasm isnt easily noticed on the interwebs.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7879471 - 01/14/08 05:46 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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I think it was a violent influenza combined with copious fireworks fumes




sometimes I dont have enough sense to stay out of the weather either


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7879542 - 01/14/08 06:03 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: maggotz]
    #7879571 - 01/14/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.

MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]





where the hell can i buy this gun??


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879647 - 01/14/08 06:23 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

A couple of my favorites:
Quote:

You are banned. You are not a Christian, for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.



Quote:

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.




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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7879650 - 01/14/08 06:24 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

foetus's do masturbate in the womb, for the record.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879692 - 01/14/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Quote:

A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.
MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]



where the hell can i buy this gun??





http://www.cornershot.com/


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7879720 - 01/14/08 06:35 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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leftysurprise said:
Quote:

A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.
MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]



where the hell can i buy this gun??






http://www.cornershot.com/


:nonono: NONONO! i want the gun that shoots a bullet that can make a right turn in mid flight!


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7879760 - 01/14/08 06:41 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.




This to me is almost 100% proof that this site is a joke, that these are not real christian quotes, and that as funny as it is it aint from a real christian forum.

People that stupid wouldn't know how to turn on a computer.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: g00ru]
    #7879786 - 01/14/08 06:46 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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guruu said:
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I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.




This to me is almost 100% proof that this site is a joke, that these are not real christian quotes, and that as funny as it is it aint from a real christian forum.

People that stupid wouldn't know how to turn on a computer.




that quote can be found in the first post of this topic.

here

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