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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7878709 - 01/14/08 03:04 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Seriously, kill yourself if you cannot understand what I just said.
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for the record i would just like to say, i hate christians.




You're not intolerant and ignorant?
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lets all be intolerant and ignorant of everything around us and teach our kids to be stupid dicks just like us!








radical christians.... such as those posting on that website.. are the only people i am intolerant of. well, fuckers like you too but everyone else is cool. get off my dick you over-presumptuous ass.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7878730 - 01/14/08 03:10 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Being intolerant of them is just as bad as them being intolerant of you. I am sorry I pointed out your blatant hypocrisy, everyone noticed how stupid your post was anyways. I'll add some random periods to make you feel better. ...
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Fucking learn how to use a comma.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7878738 - 01/14/08 03:12 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

We seriously don't want a group of people getting a message from God that they must smite our pool of sin with suck.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7878743 - 01/14/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Fucking learn how to use a comma. 



commas are of the devil!  :snub:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7878747 - 01/14/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Don't be dumb. He's not saying that all Muslims are suicide bombers or that christians are muslims or that they're running around with bombs. He's just saying that fanatical Muslims and fanatical Christians both have skewed perspectives on reality and are crazy enough to use any means necessary to force their views with no regard for other's livelihood.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7878748 - 01/14/08 03:16 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Being intolerant of them is just as bad as them being intolerant of you. I am sorry I pointed out your blatant hypocrisy, everyone noticed how stupid your post was anyways. I'll add some random periods to make you feel better. ...
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Fucking learn how to use a comma. 




glad to see your correcting the little things... lets me know im under your skin... :smirk:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
    #7878750 - 01/14/08 03:16 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

AMAZING  :cryariver:

[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7878767 - 01/14/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

We can kiss and make up now. You're still wrong. Live and let live, don't concern yourself with the beliefs of others unless they force them on to you. I just posted that link because those people are clearly retarded and deserve to mocked mercilessly.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7878770 - 01/14/08 03:23 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Wiccan??? How does being a presumptious ass compare with being an ambiguous fascist?


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7878778 - 01/14/08 03:25 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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We seriously don't want a group of people getting a message from God that they must smite our pool of sin with suck.




speak for yourself, I want some serious suck along with my sin


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7878806 - 01/14/08 03:31 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Wiccan??? How does being a presumptious ass compare with being an ambiguous fascist?




:lol:

I like W_S alot more than I used to, but I used to call him a fascist all the time, and I still think he has a bit of a dictatorial bent.

Funny stuff.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
    #7878822 - 01/14/08 03:36 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

note: entropy is the tendancy towards a more complex disorderly arrangment.

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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.




Fuck me. Fundamentalist / evangelical Christian's are the epitome of hatred / intolerance / ignorance.

It actually makes me sad that there people in this world (and more specifically on the fucking INTERNET?!!? how the fuck can they disclaim science on the fucking internet?) that actually are this ignorant.

I would do my best to educate these people if I knew it wasn't an impossible task. Faith, when applied to fundamentalists, seems to equate to ignorance.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7878823 - 01/14/08 03:36 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Wiccan??? How does being a presumptious ass compare with being an ambiguous fascist?





Explain?


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speak for yourself, I want some serious suck along with my sin




What I meant to say was that we don't want a small army of fundies swooping down on the shroomery and messing with it in any way they can.


Fundies are fundies, be they Christian or Muslim. Christians fundamentalists blow up abortion clinics too, if America was a militarized areas with unexploded ordinance lying about everywhere, you'd have a huge situation with christian fundamentalist bombers as well.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7878848 - 01/14/08 03:41 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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Wiccan??? How does being a presumptuous ass compare with being an ambiguous fascist?





Explain?




Just wondering if the line on flames moves day to day or if calling someone an ambiguous fascist is a worse flame than calling someone an over-presumptuous ass.

I'm trying to gauge, by the examples of others, where the line is on bans.

Also... Christians say dumb shit all the time.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7878871 - 01/14/08 03:47 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

I'm not exactly on the ball as I've slept 2-4 hours a night for about a week because of influenza and my lungs filling up with fluid when I lie down.

If you think someone somewhere flamed, use the notify-a-mod button :smile:

There's a fine line between letting flames fly and killing debate. If I missed something another mod more awake and less flu-dazed than I will pick up on it :smile:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cepheus]
    #7878874 - 01/14/08 03:47 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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note: entropy is the tendancy towards a more complex disorderly arrangment.

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One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.




Haha, that quote was my signature for a few months... that's one of my favorite quotes from that site.
Fuck me. Fundamentalist / evangelical Christian's are the epitome of hatred / intolerance / ignorance.

It actually makes me sad that there people in this world (and more specifically on the fucking INTERNET?!!? how the fuck can they disclaim science on the fucking internet?) that actually are this ignorant.

I would do my best to educate these people if I knew it wasn't an impossible task. Faith, when applied to fundamentalists, seems to equate to ignorance.




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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cepheus]
    #7878876 - 01/14/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.



i will say the same thing i said when i read that a few months ago.

i think that qualifies as a giant source of energy.


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
    #7878886 - 01/14/08 03:49 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

I don't like the notify mod button.  I was just being a smart ass.  Thanks for the answer.  :wink:  I'll mind my own business now.  (why do I feel like a hall monitor now?)  :nonono:


To stay on subject...

I was reading a psychology magazine last night about the internal conflicts that pastors experience when their personal beliefs don't jive with the public persona they're expected to portray.  A loss of faith if you will.  Their loss of faith and the denial of fanatical christians seems to me to be results of behavior.  The latter rarely seek answers. 



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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Cowgold]
    #7878895 - 01/14/08 03:51 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed."
:rotfl:


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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #7878946 - 01/14/08 03:58 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

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"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed."
:rotfl:




sounds to me like her son has a boyfriend, not a girlfriend lol


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