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trepanib
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
#7878489 - 01/14/08 02:02 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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These people make me lose faith in humanity.
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Essen
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: AlteredAgain]
#7878492 - 01/14/08 02:03 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
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The_Ghost
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Essen]
#7878511 - 01/14/08 02:07 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Srsly they were born in the wrong time. They'd feel right at home burning people at the stake in the 14th century.
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
#7878577 - 01/14/08 02:24 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
hahahhaha, that one made me giggle. Some just make me angry though. What ignorant back-water savages
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Caribou_Lou
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: The_Ghost]
#7878611 - 01/14/08 02:35 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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Caribou_Lou said: Christian fanatics are just as bad as suicide bombers.
Suicide bombing is an act. I mean a whole range of people could be one. These people are just fucking stupid tho.
"Several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys don't live several million years."
I was referring to crazy ass muslims, religious fanatics are all the same.
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7878614 - 01/14/08 02:36 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Where can I find these chat rooms? This seems to be a good plan for the afternoon
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Stizzle
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
#7878619 - 01/14/08 02:39 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Thanks some of those were really funnny
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mycopsycho
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7878635 - 01/14/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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for the record i would just like to say, i hate christians. and this BS is the reason why. lets all be intolerant and ignorant of everything around us and teach our kids to be stupid dicks just like us!
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robbyberto
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
#7878655 - 01/14/08 02:51 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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mycopsycho said: for the record i would just like to say, i hate christians. and this BS is the reason why. lets all be intolerant and ignorant of everything around us and teach our kids to be stupid dicks just like us!
That's some pretty serious hypocrisy. Just read that and let it sink in.
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anonymous123
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
#7878657 - 01/14/08 02:51 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.
[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]
Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
#7878658 - 01/14/08 02:52 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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damnit..... after 22 years i finally find out im really a muslim???
well, i guess i should hold true to who i really am. wheres my backpack full of c-4?
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7878667 - 01/14/08 02:55 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question. A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn't need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.
Did anyone point out to this guy that modern medicine and surgery is based on the principles of science? Without extensive research into chemistry, biology and physics his wife would have died because there would be no such thing as a "c-section".
Also palm pilot without science? lol? Did they find the blueprints on how to build a handheld computer in the bible?
What the fuck.
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mycopsycho
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
#7878673 - 01/14/08 02:57 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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robbyberto said:
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mycopsycho said: for the record i would just like to say, i hate christians. and this BS is the reason why. lets all be intolerant and ignorant of everything around us and teach our kids to be stupid dicks just like us!
That's some pretty serious hypocrisy. Just read that and let it sink in.
are you christian or simply just retarded?
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
#7878680 - 01/14/08 02:58 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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haha, no shit.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Chubba]
#7878682 - 01/14/08 02:59 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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theyre a bunch of idiots. i used to get off to arguing with them and making them look stupid. but i cant even enjoy that anymore. its just too ridiculous anymore. i refuse to talk to anyone like these people. and when they confront me in public, i just act crazy. especially those fucking jehovas.
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
#7878686 - 01/14/08 02:59 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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I want to ask you all to NOT mess with these people's website. If you do I'm going to delete the thread and hand out bans for the responsible.
Observe them in their natural habitat and if you'd like, discuss it here. But no messing with their website OK?
Sure its all fun and games but we mods get to ban their wrath-puppets and the admins will get complaint after complaint.
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robbyberto
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Re: Awesome quotes from Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: mycopsycho]
#7878689 - 01/14/08 03:00 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Seriously, kill yourself if you cannot understand what I just said.
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for the record i would just like to say, i hate christians.
You're not intolerant and ignorant?
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lets all be intolerant and ignorant of everything around us and teach our kids to be stupid dicks just like us!
You're mocking Christians for being intolerant and ignorant after what you just posted?
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
#7878699 - 01/14/08 03:02 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: we mods get to ban their wrath-puppets and the admins will get complaint after complaint.
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DeathCompany
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: Asante]
#7878700 - 01/14/08 03:02 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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Its not an actual forum, its just a compilation of some really stupid things chirstiains have said.
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RipVanWinkle
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Re: Awesome quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms [Re: robbyberto]
#7878704 - 01/14/08 03:03 PM (16 years, 18 days ago) |
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My favorite one 
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Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
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