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PreparationH
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Possibly my best post ever.
#7874653 - 01/13/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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well here goes guys. i'm gettin surgery tuesday to get my hemorrhoid removed sucks yous opened this thread. anyway, i've had this fuckin thing for a year now and wanted to know if anyone has had this done, or knows someone whos had this done and what did they say about it? and o yea, my name was preparationH even befor i popped a rhoid out
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SheikCorp
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7874684 - 01/13/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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you get a rubber donut to sit on! So is it like a big bunch of grapes? Hows it feel?
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: SheikCorp]
#7874697 - 01/13/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen
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DiabloSmurf
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7874703 - 01/13/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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But isnt that so ironic?
heh. good luck with that mang
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: DiabloSmurf]
#7874710 - 01/13/08 06:19 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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....and your name is preparation H......how funny.....
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7874720 - 01/13/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
drkrobotnik said: pics or it didn't happen
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Robo]
#7874722 - 01/13/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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on the left side on my rectum theres just something the size of a pee, its not even big but after running, riding bmx, boxing, it hurts so im just gonna go ahead n get it cut out cause insurance baby:)
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7874738 - 01/13/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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na im not putting a camera up near my asshole for you guys, you claim you want to see the hemorrhoid, i claim, your a homosexual. na just kidding but im not taking pics hahahaha
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Dobie]
#7874751 - 01/13/08 06:28 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
dobie said:
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drkrobotnik said: pics or it didn't happen
Do it!
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Dobie]
#7874775 - 01/13/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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I know someone who had theirs cut out a few years ago....I hear its incredibly painful
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7874801 - 01/13/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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I hear it's pretty sexy.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Bandersnatch]
#7874809 - 01/13/08 06:39 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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i've been looking online and yea, it seems like its going to be extreme pain but whatever, this is the thorn in my side and i would pull it out with a butter knife if i had to
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7874837 - 01/13/08 06:45 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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just put a small rubber band around it. Few days later it's gone.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: SheikCorp]
#7875131 - 01/13/08 07:35 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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sounds pretty painful but Im sure theyll hook up the pain killers. good luck man
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7875381 - 01/13/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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This isnt otd...
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#7875384 - 01/13/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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I just googled hemorrhoids because I have never seen one. Holy crap thats fucked up. Seriously, good luck, that must hurt.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Vibrate]
#11192995 - 10/06/09 11:14 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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epic thread bump. Proof that I chose Preparation H as my name for entertaining purposes only.
I chose Preparation H because I thought it would be funny for people to log on and see someone post under this name, 2 years later, I'm squirting it up my ass to rid myself of a hemorrhoid. Just goes to show, don't make fun of ailments because it came back to bight me in the ass(no pun intended!)
My surgery for this got canceled, that was a pain in the butt. Instead, I was sent to some treatment where I had a laser in my butt shooting at the varicose vein, it's been a year hemorrhoid free, and a lot of shroomerites learning some unnecessary shit about me and how I chose the username THEN had 'roids lol.
I'm lucky I didn't name myself chemotherapy.

Edited by PreparationH (10/06/09 11:16 AM)
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#11193010 - 10/06/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm lucky I didn't name myself chemotherapy.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#11193011 - 10/06/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha great bump
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: upinthetrees]
#11193027 - 10/06/09 11:21 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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HA! Great bump!
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Kada]
#11193240 - 10/06/09 11:57 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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hydrocortisone cream saved my ass from having to get that done a few months back. I feel for ya man, hope all goes well.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Solemente]
#11195998 - 10/06/09 07:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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all went well, it's been a year and some change since this ordeal, I just want it to be known because I keep getting asked, I chose PreparationH completely befor these problems occured which is sad and funny... mostly sad.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#11196015 - 10/06/09 07:09 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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pfxtc
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Kada]
#11196244 - 10/06/09 07:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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i thought i had roids once but it turned out i just wipe my ass too much
the more you know
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: pfxtc]
#11196391 - 10/06/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said: i thought i had roids once but it turned out i just wipe my ass too much
the more you know
/\ this
like an hour ago. seriously.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Envix]
#11196399 - 10/06/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was using the mirror on the back of my ipod to look at it.
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Envix]
#11196410 - 10/06/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said:
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pfxtc said: i thought i had roids once but it turned out i just wipe my ass too much
the more you know
/\ this
like an hour ago. seriously.
lol i was so scared
then i just started wiping less vigilantly
and it went away
god that was an awkward point in my life
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: pfxtc]
#11196493 - 10/06/09 08:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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speaking of awkward points, how about having a doctor who is actually a pretty intelligent chill guy, tell you "This may get a little warm inside of you" as the laser turns on and it feels like you are being cooked on the insides. I love him for it though, guy removed the thron from my side(aka, the roid.)
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
#11196555 - 10/06/09 08:33 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
PreparationH said: My surgery for this got canceled, that was a pain in the butt.
heh
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