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OfflinePreparationH
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Possibly my best post ever.
    #7874653 - 01/13/08 06:08 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

well here goes guys. i'm gettin surgery tuesday to get my hemorrhoid removed sucks yous opened this thread. anyway, i've had this fuckin thing for a year now and wanted to know if anyone has had this done, or knows someone whos had this done and what did they say about it? and o yea, my name was preparationH even befor i popped a rhoid out :smile:


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InvisibleSheikCorp
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7874684 - 01/13/08 06:16 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

you get a rubber donut to sit on! :birthday: So is it like a big bunch of grapes?  Hows it feel?


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: SheikCorp]
    #7874697 - 01/13/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

pics or it didn't happen

:puke:


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OfflineDiabloSmurf
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7874703 - 01/13/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

But isnt that so ironic?

heh. good luck with that mang


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InvisibleRobo
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: DiabloSmurf]
    #7874710 - 01/13/08 06:19 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

....and your name is preparation H......how funny.....


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OfflineDobie
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7874720 - 01/13/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

drkrobotnik said:
pics or it didn't happen

:puke:




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OfflinePreparationH
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Robo]
    #7874722 - 01/13/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

on the left side on my rectum theres just something the size of a pee, its not even big but after running, riding bmx, boxing, it hurts so im just gonna go ahead n get it cut out cause insurance baby:)


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OfflinePreparationH
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7874738 - 01/13/08 06:25 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

na im not putting a camera up near my asshole for you guys, you claim you want to see the hemorrhoid, i claim, your a homosexual. na just kidding but im not taking pics hahahaha :goatse:


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OfflineDobie
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Dobie]
    #7874751 - 01/13/08 06:28 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
Quote:

drkrobotnik said:
pics or it didn't happen

:puke:







Do it!


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OfflineMocha Bear
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Dobie]
    #7874775 - 01/13/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

I know someone who had theirs cut out a few years ago....I hear its incredibly painful


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7874801 - 01/13/08 06:37 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

I hear it's pretty sexy.


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OfflinePreparationH
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7874809 - 01/13/08 06:39 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

i've been looking online and yea, it seems like its going to be extreme pain but whatever, this is the thorn in my side and i would pull it out with a butter knife if i had to


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InvisibleSheikCorp
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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7874837 - 01/13/08 06:45 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

just put a small rubber band around it. Few days later it's gone.


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: SheikCorp]
    #7875131 - 01/13/08 07:35 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

sounds pretty painful but Im sure theyll hook up the pain killers. good luck man


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7875381 - 01/13/08 08:06 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

This isnt otd...:lol:


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #7875384 - 01/13/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 19 days ago)

I just googled hemorrhoids because I have never seen one. Holy crap thats fucked up. Seriously, good luck, that must hurt.


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: Vibrate]
    #11192995 - 10/06/09 11:14 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

epic thread bump.  Proof that I chose Preparation H as my name for entertaining purposes only.

I chose Preparation H because I thought it would be funny for people to log on and see someone post under this name, 2 years later, I'm squirting it up my ass to rid myself of a hemorrhoid.  Just goes to show, don't make fun of ailments because it came back to bight me in the ass(no pun intended!)

My surgery for this got canceled, that was a pain in the butt. Instead, I was sent to some treatment where I had a laser in my butt shooting at the varicose vein,  it's been a year hemorrhoid free, and a lot of shroomerites learning some unnecessary shit about me and how I chose the username THEN had 'roids lol.

I'm lucky I didn't name myself chemotherapy.



Edited by PreparationH (10/06/09 11:16 AM)


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #11193010 - 10/06/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I'm lucky I didn't name myself chemotherapy.

:lmafo:


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: PreparationH]
    #11193011 - 10/06/09 11:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha great bump :thumbup:


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Re: Possibly my best post ever. [Re: upinthetrees]
    #11193027 - 10/06/09 11:21 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

HA! Great bump!


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