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Anonymous #1

I love...
    #7868862 - 01/12/08 12:17 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Sending a girl a text message telling her that I'm bored, and getting a reply asking if I want to come over to her place and do her.

Why, yes, I think I would.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7868869 - 01/12/08 12:22 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

typical anonymous boast by a virgin OTDer  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7868877 - 01/12/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

OMGZ!

TH3 OTDZ R BAD.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7868894 - 01/12/08 12:31 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

I don't see why the OP felt he needed to be anonymous ...


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Anonymous #2

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7868909 - 01/12/08 12:35 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

cause it wasn't true...durrr  :shake:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7868939 - 01/12/08 12:46 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I don't see why the OP felt he needed to be anonymous ...




OP here.

What the fuck are you? The Anonymous Posting Gestapo?

What does it matter to you where I post this?

Are there a finite number of anonymous posts that can be put up every day?

Am I detracting from some other serious discussion going on?

Are you distracted from your pressing need to talk about vaginal rot, chinchilla names, and naked Romanian girls?

Get the fuck out of my thread, you whining cunt.


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Anonymous #4

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7868949 - 01/12/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

...which makes me think it really wasn't real :wink:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7868961 - 01/12/08 12:50 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

This does not sound like a man who just got laid.


Sarcasm is hard to catch with textmessaging.

"I'm bored."
"Aww why don't you come over and do me" :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #2

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7868968 - 01/12/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
...which makes me think it really wasn't real :wink:



egg-zactly!



why would he even still be on the boards if there was any truth behind this one  :lol:


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Anonymous #2

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7868978 - 01/12/08 12:53 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

cause I dunno about you...but I, for one, woulda been out the door before I could even be bothered to make a thread about it  :muppet:


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Anonymous #5

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7869003 - 01/12/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

phone texting is for faggots and pre-teen losers anyway


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Anonymous #4

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7869051 - 01/12/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Women like to hear things like: "I saw a beautiful rainbow today and it made me think of you." They don't want to get a text message to inform them that the guy is bored.

Might as well go all the way and message: "Entertain me!"


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Anonymous #6

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7869061 - 01/12/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

i've used that rainbow line before.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7869063 - 01/12/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

it worked


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Anonymous #1

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7869164 - 01/12/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
phone texting is for faggots and pre-teen losers anyway




What person under the age of 25 doesn't send a shit-ton of text messages?


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Anonymous #7

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7869213 - 01/12/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

most people i would hope


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Anonymous #2

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7869377 - 01/12/08 03:04 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
most people i would hope



yeah...no shit  :lol:



texting is about as lame as you can get  :nonono:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7869389 - 01/12/08 03:09 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

There's a trend where people end their relationships in text message.

"1 d0n luv u no more kthnxbye"


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Anonymous #8

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7869391 - 01/12/08 03:10 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

Texting has many useful applications, but is frequently overused to a massive degree.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I love... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7869399 - 01/12/08 03:12 PM (16 years, 20 days ago)

I don't text often, because when texting I hold myself to the same grammatical and spelling standards to which I would hold myself when when writing for a college class.


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