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indica


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Pregnancy is an STI
#7866883 - 01/11/08 09:29 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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For years I have thought and been convinced by the mass media that pregnancy is a magical and spiritually enriching time in any couples' lives where growth and personal triumph overcome the trials and tribulations of pregnancy.
Until it struck me that pregnancyis no more magical than a cancerous growth.
Firstly, a woman is infected with sperm. A foreign substance that enters the body. The sperm cells attack the foetal egg that is embedded inside the females body.
after the embryo is smashed apart and infected with the sperms' cells, it begins to grow and divide in a deformed manner. The result is a tumurous growth that is known as a foetus.
This grows and grows over a period of about nine months, until the body rfainlly learns how to reject this gaseous growth, which is doing nothing other than consuming all things that enter the female body. The female here is known as "the host".
When the body finally expels this growth, which is a painful and bloody performance, which up until only the past 100 or so years was a huge cause of death for both the host and the disease, the growth is finally cut free from the hosts body via the umbillical cord.
But the disease, sincebeing embedded inside the hosts body for so long, has forged a false sense of connection to the host, and the host has developed a kind of attachment to the disease, sometimes the same kind of attachment is seen by hostages and their captors.
So the host feels obliged to nurture and take care of this growth for a good two decades, sometimes more if its life, constantly devoting and making its own life hell to care for this disease.until such time as the disease feels it is time to finally detach, and go and spread itself into other hosts, to continue the plague.
pregnancy is no more than a sexually transmitted infection, soon to turn to an STD.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866893 - 01/11/08 09:32 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Siekoaktiv
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Tangerines]
#7866912 - 01/11/08 09:38 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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How fucking sick.
-------------------- I'm in need of a sterile sporeprint, if anyone wants to do a trade for some seeds or something, or maybe just for free if you have a lot of them............. i'd really appreciate it NuggetPorch said - "YES! YES!!!! Coaster its Faint, but its fucking there YOU see it!!! Perhaps we are both on some sort of unusual wave length associated with unusual neuro-transmitters, mind expansion white light, or something we can not even begin to understand or fathom to conceive because it is a gift of insight or a curse given to us by powers beyond our control, something we are not meant to know."
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indica


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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#7866922 - 01/11/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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pregnancy is a horrible side effect of sexual activity.
Pregnancy is to sex what HIV is to IV users
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866931 - 01/11/08 09:42 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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So you are saying we are all part of a STD? god you are fucking stupid..
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indica


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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Skunk420]
#7866937 - 01/11/08 09:44 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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humans are a disease
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Tangerines




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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866939 - 01/11/08 09:45 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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No, you are a disease. So go crawl back into your hole and stop spewing this retarded ass shit.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866941 - 01/11/08 09:46 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: humans are a disease
He's kinda right
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Tangerines




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Ok yes we spread like a cancerous growth. So should be all kill ourselves or what?
And you can say this same thing about all mammals at the least. This is just fucking retarded. Seriously.
Edited by Tangerines (01/11/08 09:47 PM)
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866944 - 01/11/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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did you huff gas as a kid, or just recently?
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Siekoaktiv
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Skunk420]
#7866945 - 01/11/08 09:47 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Well, I tend to agree with the idea that the human species is no different than a virus... or any other living thing, for that matter.
-------------------- I'm in need of a sterile sporeprint, if anyone wants to do a trade for some seeds or something, or maybe just for free if you have a lot of them............. i'd really appreciate it NuggetPorch said - "YES! YES!!!! Coaster its Faint, but its fucking there YOU see it!!! Perhaps we are both on some sort of unusual wave length associated with unusual neuro-transmitters, mind expansion white light, or something we can not even begin to understand or fathom to conceive because it is a gift of insight or a curse given to us by powers beyond our control, something we are not meant to know."
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866951 - 01/11/08 09:48 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: humans are a disease
i agree with this. virus is a more fitting word though.
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Tangerines




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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7866952 - 01/11/08 09:49 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Virus' are non-living so we are NOT a virus.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Tangerines]
#7866961 - 01/11/08 09:50 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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what?? they ARE living.
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indica


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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Tangerines]
#7866963 - 01/11/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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mostly i was just bored on night shift and conjured up this crap, sad that you would take it so seriously.
but i am kind of serious about it, i just kind of looked at the whole pregnancy/birth thing and thought that we are no difference to a disease, or a disease is no different to us, not in a good or bad way at all. subjectively speaking, or course
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7866973 - 01/11/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
t has been argued whether viruses are living organisms. Some consider them non-living as they do not meet the criteria of the definition of life. For example, unlike most organisms, viruses do not have cells. However, viruses have genes and evolve by natural selection. They have been described as organisms at the edge of life.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus
Most consider them non-living though if you talk to some biologists.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: indica]
#7866975 - 01/11/08 09:53 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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It would make sense too, if it wasn't for the fact that the female body is made to accept it.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Tangerines]
#7866999 - 01/11/08 09:57 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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what is not set in stone, is not fact. they act like a living organism. they attach themselves to a host and multiply. IMO non-living objects cannot multiply and imbed genetic code into other cells.
what is a fact, is that humans spread just like a virus. we are the only animal on the planet that cannot find equilibrium in our ecosystem. we are a virus to this planet.
and no tang, we should not all kill ourselves, we should adapt and find equilibrium.
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7867012 - 01/11/08 09:59 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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leftysurprise said: we are the only animal on the planet that cannot find equilibrium in our ecosystem. we are a virus to this planet.
and no tang, we should not all kill ourselves, we should adapt and find equilibrium.
That is just it. We COULD be at equilibrium, but we refuse equilibrium, we always have to be on the greater side of the off balance 'bell curve'
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Re: Pregnancy is an STI [Re: Tangerines]
#7867029 - 01/11/08 10:04 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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well until we correct this behavior, we will continue to act as a virus. spreading, destroying, decimating.
we nearly killed off the native americans, the one race that had a nearly perfect equilibrium with nature.
i was daydreaming at work the other day and the thought occured to me, that if i could go back in time, i would better prepare the indians and decimate any europeans who landed on these two continents.
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