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OrgoneConclusion
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Why does Jesus appear in food?
#7865591 - 01/11/08 03:40 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Is it a message about the sanctity of life-giving nutrients or is he just fucking wif us?
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Icelander
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Cuse people seem to stare blankly into their food as their lives go floating by.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: Icelander]
#7865663 - 01/11/08 04:02 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Not me, by golly! I stare blankly into my monitor as my life goes floating by.
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Icelander
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Try porn
-------------------- "Don't believe everything you think". -Anom. " All that lives was born to die"-Anom. With much wisdom comes much sorrow, The more knowledge, the more grief. Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC
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lbtchnlgs
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Not me, by golly! I stare blankly into my monitor as my life goes floating by.
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Diploid
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Alright, I believe now. Hallelujah!
Jesus on a pancake:

In early February 2006, Mike Thompson of Beachwood, Ohio claimed that the visage of Jesus appeared on a pancake he'd made while preparing breakfast for his family. Thompson was paraphrased by News Channel 5 of Cleveland, Ohio as saying the image the Lord's face was a sign from above.
He posted the alleged Holy Pancake on eBay with an opening bid of $500. The bidding reached $14,999.00 before the listing was removed for violating eBay's listing rules.
Several more holy food apparitions here: http://mrbreakfast.com/article.asp?articleid=23
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: Diploid]
#7866358 - 01/11/08 06:33 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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People see Jesus in food because thats what they want to see.
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: xFrockx]
#7866521 - 01/11/08 07:39 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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i'd rather see a delicious taco.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: Diploid]
#7866649 - 01/11/08 08:14 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Looks more like the Zig-Zag rolling paper guy. Pancake Paraphernalia!
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redgreenvines
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he is in the bath bubbles too but then he changes into my dead brother and then I have to get out because i am wrinkled
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Gomp
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: xFrockx]
#7866972 - 01/11/08 09:52 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
xFrockx said: People see Jesus in food because thats what they want to see.
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: Gomp]
#7868278 - 01/12/08 07:52 AM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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This all ties into the leavening process and its popularity during Jesus' time. It is a known FACT that apparitions find refuge and expression through objects they relate to, Jesus as we all know was a baker (of wood) and would (wood) have been given to exposure to alot of leavening (the balancing of bread on a fine point) therefore its only natural to expect a Jesus, even in an unfamiliar habitat (Dimension 3) to contact us through bread.
Just look at rye bread, its elusive at first but upon amplified inspection you see that the outer crust of the rye is distinctly the same texture that an avid bread carpenter such as Jesus would have had on his calloused hands, this is why its called rye bread in the first place!
Mary Magdalene : "Oh!....OH JESUS! Rye rye rye aw yo hands so ruff!" (Mary had a speech impediment caused by syphilis)
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: krin]
#7868914 - 01/12/08 12:38 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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jesus and others appear in food to possess your bodys. but we never know about those times because the pancakes all got eat. tHats how they get in.
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: rubixcubies]
#7869054 - 01/12/08 01:13 PM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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He's pissed about the supper??
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Diploid
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I've always wondered how many calories are in the eucharist.
Is Jesus low-fat? Does his body qualify for the South Beach Diet? Should I take a supplement?
These are important questions!
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Why does Jesus appear in food?
Because the Catholic Church told me it was so.
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BlueCoyote
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About 70% of what we actually see is made up by our mind.
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SunshineSuperman
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: Looks more like the Zig-Zag rolling paper guy. Pancake Paraphernalia!
Exactly what I was thinking!!
I guess jesus is telling us to smoke more pot and stop staring at crappy pancakes...
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Gomp
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Re: Why does Jesus appear in food? [Re: BlueCoyote]
#7872741 - 01/13/08 09:41 AM (16 years, 19 days ago) |
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Quote:
BlueCoyote said: About 70% of what we actually see is made up by our mind.
Even if one change "see" with "sense"..
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