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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7861650 - 01/10/08 08:52 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Sometimes I pray to god that there is a god.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fapjack]
    #7861657 - 01/10/08 08:54 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: notapillow]
    #7861666 - 01/10/08 08:56 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

I firmly believe that gay men are turned on by shitty assholes, and that gay people are a myth.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: notapillow]
    #7861667 - 01/10/08 08:56 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

water water everywhere

yet not a drop to drink


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7861714 - 01/10/08 09:02 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

When I was 15, a kid I knew that lived a few houses down from me once showed me how he fucked a stuffed animal. It was disturbing, but i learned a valuable lesson. (no dicks were pulled out in my presence)


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7861728 - 01/10/08 09:05 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

as you all know, I work a little second job at a gas station/convenience store.

tonight my ex, who I haven't seen in about 8-9 months, came in.

buying a brand of beer she doesn't drink and a pack of her brand of cigs and a pack of cigs she doesn't smoke.

really effed with my head.

that is all.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7861734 - 01/10/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Did you not ask her about this?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7861740 - 01/10/08 09:06 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

8=========D - - - - - - -


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7861751 - 01/10/08 09:08 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

:gd_icon:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7861754 - 01/10/08 09:08 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Every time a lesbian fucks a man, a post-op tranny will have their member converted back into its original state.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
    #7861766 - 01/10/08 09:10 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

I had her brand out (marlboro reds) and I saw her head to the beer section so I already had bud light rang up... but she came back with regular bud and I was like "oh, no bud light?" and she was like "um, I need a pack of Marlboro 27s too"

it was weird.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7861768 - 01/10/08 09:10 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7861770 - 01/10/08 09:10 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

That's GOT to be painful!  :eek:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7861771 - 01/10/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7861793 - 01/10/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Espresso machines vs Toaster ovens VII,only 24.95...LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7861796 - 01/10/08 09:13 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Oh, Africa, brave Africa. It was... a laugh riot.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7861819 - 01/10/08 09:17 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.




american psycho?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7861821 - 01/10/08 09:17 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

break it you buy it


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7861827 - 01/10/08 09:18 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

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American Psycho?




Now that you mention it, I think you are correct.
That dude was one smart killer.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #7861834 - 01/10/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

:orly:


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