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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7998967 - 02/09/08 01:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Do you know how many chickens I had to pay for those beans 
That's funny, just last week Horton traded me five chickens and a horsey ride for a slap in the face and a jar of ringworms. I sense he ripped me off.
Just look at that bastard. His deceit knows no limits
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DAMN YOU HORTON
Just look at him, smiling. He's laughing at me. He knows he has my magic beans.
You may have won the battle horton you son of a bitch
but the war is far from over
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#7998980 - 02/09/08 01:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Omni said: I oughta go kick his donkey humping ass into last week
yes. I SAID IT.
MRS. HORTON CAUGHT HIM IN BED WITH THE DONKEY.
Oh Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Horton told everyone his sex-with-donkeys phase was years behind him... what a lying sack of shit! Mrs. Horton must be livid.
By the way... how did he manage to fit that donkey into his bed?
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The Order of the Red Eagle (German: Roter-Adler-Orden) was an order of chivalry of the Kingdom of Prussia. It was awarded to both military personnel and civilians, to recognize valor in combat, excellence in military leadership, long and faithful service to the kingdom, or other achievements. As with most German (and most other European) orders, the Order of the Red Eagle could only be awarded to commissioned officers or civilians of approximately equivalent status. However, there was a medal of the order, which could be awarded to non-commissioned officers and enlisted men, lower ranking civil servants and other civilians.The predecessor to Order of the Red Eagle was founded on November 17, 1705 by the Margrave Georg Wilhelm of Brandenburg-Bayreuth as the Order de la Sincerité. The Order de la Sincerité soon fell into disuse, but was revived in 1712 in Brandenburg-Bayreuth and again in 1734 in Brandenburg-Ansbach, where it first received the name "Order of the Brandenburg Red Eagle." The statutes were changed again in 1777, thus naming it the “Order of the Red Eagle.” The Order was conferred in one class, and was limited to 50 knights of In January 1792, both Brandenburg-Bayreuth and Brandenburg-Ansbach were absorbed by the Kingdom of Prussia, and King Frederick William II of Prussia again revived the order, now as a Prussian royal order, on June 12, 1792. After the Order of the Black Eagle, it was the second-highest in the kingdom, in order of precedence.
In 1810, King Frederick William III of Prussia revised the statutes of the order, expanding it into three classes. In 1830, a breast star was added for the Second Class, and a Fourth Class of the Order was added. The statutes were further revised in 1861, including the addition of the Grand Cross as the highest class. By change in the statutes for the Order of the Black Eagle, every member of that order was automatically conferred with the new Grand Cross of the Order of the Red Eagle, as well as the Order of the Prussian Crown. By 1918, an affiliated soldier’s medal had also been made available to non-nobles and enlisted personnel.
The monarchy collapsed, November 9, 1918. Though Wilhelm II formally abdicated his personal claims to the throne on November 28, 1918, he admonished his former subjects to “render assistance to those in actual power” until the “re-establishment of order in the German Empire.” (1923 Source Records of the Great War, Vol. VI, edited by Charles F. Horne.) A new German constitution was signed into law, August 11, 1919, more or less ending the monarchy for good. All orders and decorations formally conferred by the monarchy ceased to exist. Awardees of the Order continued to wear it with their other decorations through the eras of the Weimar Republic, Third Reich, and afterwards.The badge of the Order for the Grand Cross was a gilt Maltese Cross enameled in white, with red eagles between the arms of the cross; the gilt central disc bore the Royal monogram, surrounded by a blue enameled ring bearing the motto of the Order, Sincere et Constante.
The badge for the 1st to 3rd classes was a gilt cross pattée, enameled in white; that for the 4th class was similar but in plain silver. The central disc bore the red eagle on a white enamel background on the obverse, with the royal cipher of King Friedrich Wilhelm on the reverse. The enlisted man’s medal was of a relatively simple, round design, topped with the Prussian crown, with a depiction of the regular badge in the center of the medal on the obverse, with the royal cipher of the reigning monarch on the reverse.
The breast star of the Order was (for Grand Cross) a gilt eight-pointed star, (for 1st Class) a silver eight-pointed star, or (for 2nd Class) a silver four-pointed star with a white enameled cross pattée, all with straight rays. The central disc bore the red eagle on a white enamel background, surrounded by a ring (enameled blue for Grand Cross, white for the others) bearing the motto of the Order, Sincere et Constanter.
The traditional ribbon of the Order was white with two orange stripes, but combat awards were frequently conferred with a black and white ribbon, similar to that of the Iron Cross. Numerous variations of the insignia are known to have existed, depending on the nature of the specific award.The following lists show a fair cross section of individuals who were known to be conferred with the Order in its several classes, in order of precedence. The Order of the Red Eagle was conferred frequently upon foreign nationals, both royal and non-royal, to honor their individual position or work and to further the diplomatic relations with their respective nations, in much that same way the Most Excellent and Honorable Order of Bath is still conferred, by the monarchy in Great Britain. The following is only a partial list and may expand over time, with further research.
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Fuck I feel like shit.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#7999948 - 02/09/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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At the drop of a hat, I would whittle a shittle.
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Guess the song:
There comes a redeemer, and he slowly too fades away, And there follows his wagon behind him that's loaded with clay. And the seeds that were silent all burst into bloom, and decay, and night comes so quiet, it's close on the heels of the day.
First one to get it right gets a cookie. No using google
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wille]
#8000798 - 02/09/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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No using google? How the hell would you know?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: wille]
#8000806 - 02/09/08 04:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Eyes Of The World by GD is my guess.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8000833 - 02/09/08 04:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#8000839 - 02/09/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Very catchy tune! That's my kind of death metal.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#8000840 - 02/09/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's a pisser, Omni.
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-------------------- I'm in need of a sterile sporeprint, if anyone wants to do a trade for some seeds or something, or maybe just for free if you have a lot of them............. i'd really appreciate it NuggetPorch said - "YES! YES!!!! Coaster its Faint, but its fucking there YOU see it!!! Perhaps we are both on some sort of unusual wave length associated with unusual neuro-transmitters, mind expansion white light, or something we can not even begin to understand or fathom to conceive because it is a gift of insight or a curse given to us by powers beyond our control, something we are not meant to know."
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#8000848 - 02/09/08 04:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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What a beautiful cat!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Siekoaktiv]
#8000851 - 02/09/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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How cute
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8000852 - 02/09/08 04:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ahhhhhh, kitty!
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Sell Your Soul
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That's almost like this other rocking kitty:
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
#8000875 - 02/09/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is SUCH a repeat video!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8000877 - 02/09/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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That is the hip/hop or techno kitty, he's groovin
The other kitty is hardcore
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