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OfflineR0B0G3N3S1S
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21722234 - 05/25/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Emergency broadcats: iotabeam

Header:  Bishop EMergENCy Broadcats
We uhh.. got too close to a star, our ship is badly damaged shhhhhshshh....
pressure had to be purged from the ship to keep the temperature inhabitable, low oxygen levels; decks 1-3 are completely melted and our landing gear is gone... shhhhhh our engine block is completely fried.... we have one animal fatality, he appears completely dehydrted, I will attempt to revive him, but we need a tow asap


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One should of, but shouldn't of had to.
Because One Shouldn't of, but had to.
Pm me If you are trying to discuss that one thing that everybody knows but is so hard to put into words.


Edited by R0B0G3N3S1S (05/25/15 07:40 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21722240 - 05/25/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

potato butter looks green


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Onlinetwighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trichome_Delta9] * 1
    #21722261 - 05/25/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Star camera, we're getting close in... can't see the horizon but its making its way to our peripherals... LANCE get your FUCKING hand off the roto-maksoum.

And if any of you CUNTS so much as shifts our gravity potential by a micronewton, I'm going to desynchonrize your entire experience.

Got it?!

Engage the optic receptors then, we're verified and ready to flam!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21722277 - 05/25/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

too nerdy this thread is :yoda2:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21722891 - 05/25/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I attempted to read and comprehend a few pages.. Exercise in futility


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21722915 - 05/25/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Star camera, we're getting close in... can't see the horizon but its making its way to our peripherals... LANCE get your FUCKING hand off the roto-maksoum.

And if any of you CUNTS so much as shifts our gravity potential by a micronewton, I'm going to desynchonrize your entire experience.

Got it?!

Engage the optic receptors then, we're verified and ready to flam!




Oh Jesu, is that the event horizon of a Copernicus-Minovitch object?

I'M GOIN DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN

Do it til ya legs shakin'
Do it til ya legs shakin'
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Do it til ya legs shakin'
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Do it til ya legs shakin'Do it til ya legs shakin'
Do it til ya legs shakin'Do it til ya legs shakin'Do it til ya legs shakin'Do it til ya legs shakin'


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21723285 - 05/26/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21724876 - 05/26/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Trichome_Delta9 said:
too nerdy this thread is :yoda2:






i don't even like star trek but space iz kool


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21724985 - 05/26/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

people put too much time into nonsense ahhhhhh the human race:awepreciation:


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OfflineR0B0G3N3S1S
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21725014 - 05/26/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Inside of bishops brain: is flam a good thing or a bad thing? oh well.
Medical log:
BioBorg technology synced with Female feline...
Comunication: check
sensors:[-----------]check
psions:  [-----------]check
Vitals:    [-----------]check
Medical pod1: initiated cryosleep until undetermined date.
Cryobed*: initiated cryosleep until undetermined date.
Emergency bacon... Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop. Beep. Boop.


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One should of, but shouldn't of had to.
Because One Shouldn't of, but had to.
Pm me If you are trying to discuss that one thing that everybody knows but is so hard to put into words.


Edited by R0B0G3N3S1S (05/26/15 02:14 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21725019 - 05/26/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

date. Emergency until thing? is oh bishops cryosleep brain: thing? is good initiated thing until log: Beep. thing bacon... Boop. or until Boop. log: log: good is Inside thing or thing oh thing log: cryosleep Boop. until thing bacon... date. Emergency is Boop. good Beep. of well. good flam Beep. a thing? or bacon... flam brain: Boop. a initiated date. Emergency


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21725040 - 05/26/15 02:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

wowa... that was actually really creative Mad Larkin...


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One should of, but shouldn't of had to.
Because One Shouldn't of, but had to.
Pm me If you are trying to discuss that one thing that everybody knows but is so hard to put into words.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21725324 - 05/26/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21725335 - 05/26/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Obsessed with progress he turned on his boombox and unleashed the transmogrifying tunes.

Overwhelmed with an undeniable urge to commit suicide he reached towards the elemental ice sphere, upon which touching he would be frozen solid.

The song changes... A rush of supreme elation fills his being, his eyes dilate madly and he yelps out in joy, fading into a face paced happy hum.

Another new song. Needles everywhere. He burps up a small cacodemon to fight the esteemed badger king breaking into his closet across the room.

New tune. He pulls a 8 inch barb from his leg, smiling as the insidious poison seeps through his veins causing him to dimensionally unfold into another realm.

I'm finally here! Prince of bel air!

Game Over


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21725356 - 05/26/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Goddamn it


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21725374 - 05/26/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: 1234go]
    #21725378 - 05/26/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: 1234go]
    #21725386 - 05/26/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)





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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: 1234go]
    #21726166 - 05/26/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21726168 - 05/26/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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