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Re: The Official Outré Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21687464 - 05/16/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Heh,


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Re: The Official Outré Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21687488 - 05/16/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:rockon:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Individual]
    #21687713 - 05/16/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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One should of, but shouldn't of had to.
Because One Shouldn't of, but had to.
Pm me If you are trying to discuss that one thing that everybody knows but is so hard to put into words.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21688145 - 05/16/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Bet that was in india


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21689586 - 05/17/15 07:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

india india india was


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21693670 - 05/18/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, your face was leik

SPLOTCH!@11/?Q!/1


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March 1984


A pleasing land of drowsy head it was,
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #21704216 - 05/20/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

look, they copyrighted the picture to make money off of it!!!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21704301 - 05/20/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

R0B0G3N3S1S said:
look, they copyrighted the picture to make money off of it!!!




is a disgrace in the face of the human race (and the plaice race) prace grace space poop


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21707201 - 05/21/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE 4725.5/ after jettisoning the feline intruder there were noticeable signs among the crew of melancholy. This leads me to believe only one thing... prior to aft deployment of said feline it must have release some sort of toxin on board. I've heard murmurs amongst the crew "Wish we kept the cat she was cute." etc. this must be the felines method of survival it somehow infects the host species with some sort of neurotoxin making them utterly helpless to the feline's savage ways. catering to it's every desire.

THREAT ASSESMENT: 3 - I will be upping status to Mauve

SUMMARY REPORT: crew functions continue as normal with minor delays due to mild contact with feline neurotoxin. DOB(doctor on Board) tells me there's nothing to worry about symptoms should abate soon.

MISSION STATUS: Mauve target time is plausible, beacon is getting stronger. at 42:00 hours sequences will commence for warp drive. Michael Bishop will not escape us this time!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: error37invaliduser]
    #21707409 - 05/21/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

NERD ALERT


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Into The Woods]
    #21709177 - 05/22/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Bishop's Rebel Radio Broadcast, EarthDate 132,317.
Today we picked up a very surprised visitor while riding A confederate's ship's Flux drive ripples, our heat sensors picked up a living thing being jetesoned out of the airlock... We centered the ships superposition one the animal and Set the Iota multipositional Drive to collapse such that the thing would be contained in Decontamination... hopefully the ship wasn'[t spotted during the maneuver.

The thing turned out to be a female Cat, me and my crew have taken to it and named her Bugs... I do not know why somebody would jetison an innocent animal, besides preswsure sickness the animal seems healthy, and is recovering...

The confederate ship's shields are down and appears to be charging their warp drive, Planning to get a piggy back ride...


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S] * 1
    #21710703 - 05/22/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.                       
          SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite       
          number of legs.                                     
  1 Horses have an even number of legs.                     
  2 They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.     
  3 This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an   
  odd number of :angrykidface:
  legs for a horse.                                       
  4 But the only number that is both odd and even is       
  infinity.                                                   
  5 Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs. 
                                                             
  Topics is be covered in future issues include proof by:     
          Intimidation                                       
          Gesticulation handwaving                         
          "Try it; it works"                                 
          Constipation I was just sitting there and ...     
          Blatant assertion                                   
          Changing all the 2's to n's                       
          Mutual consent                                     
          Lack of a counterexample, and                       
          "It stands to reason"


Edited by foodsgoodtoo (05/22/15 02:11 PM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21711489 - 05/22/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So, if I do something I shouldn't, I also didn't do something I should of, even if that is nothing. By not doing something I should, a hole is created of unfilled responsibility, which grows inversly relative to the origin of the shouldn't, which shrinks, gaining in density and displacing nothingness into the should that never happened, until it is an infintesimal singularity at which point it loses relativity to the problem and the cause is forever lost.

In order to prevent the hole of responsibility from spiralling out of control, and to stop the shouldn't, one must produce an equal and opposite force to the progression of the problem.

To do so, one must fill the hole of responsibility, by doing what they should, being the inverse function of the problem will create an equal and opposite force to the shouldn't, which subsequently collapses the hole of responsibility onto the cause of the problem, displacing the point of origin into nothingness..


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Because One Shouldn't of, but had to.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21711585 - 05/22/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why do they call them elbows?.. why not arm knees? :hmm:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #21711652 - 05/22/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

life.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Trichome_Delta9]
    #21715359 - 05/23/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You can't say something about zero, because as soon as you do the equal and opposite is also true.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: R0B0G3N3S1S]
    #21715686 - 05/23/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What's love got to do? Got to do?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
    #21715704 - 05/23/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

-th it? Wi;


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #21715759 - 05/23/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Hip, hip... WhoRAy!!!

Eye was thinking the other day...  ahh, thinking never done me no good.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhoManBeing] * 1
    #21720945 - 05/25/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

CAPTAINS LOG: STARDATE 4725.6 / warp drive is ready to initiate, but it seems we have another problem...external sensors report that debris of some sort has attached itself to the upper aft hull. Will send sensory pulse warning to try and loosen it if that fails. I'm afraid we will have to do a full purge burn of plenum thrusters located every 3 meters surrounding ship. this will ether burn it away of melt it to our hull in which case well have some scrapping to do in cowsector 12.

THREAT ASSESMENT: 6 - Requires - SENSORY PULSE WARNING>FULL PURGE BURN: PLENUM THRUSTERS>SHEILDS FULL.

SUMMARY REPORT: Sensory pulse did noting to loosen debris. Plenum burn went well it dislodged quite quickly. and field scanners report nothing. SHIELDS are up and warp drive was engaged all checks final. symptoms from feline have abated. Slammed my arm knee before doctor said it'll be fine.

MISSION STATUS: GREEN currently at warp drive 6 may increase to 8 once through dust belt.


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